Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Null]

I've had a realization that June is doing what a lot of male e-celebs do. We learned from the Adam Kovic / Ryan Haywood stuff that what e-celebs do when they want fans to send nudes is just hint it. Once an e-celeb starts signaling to their audience they're open to receiving nudes, there's a high chance they'll start getting them.

So now contextualize June's tweets with the knowledge that:
1) Hinting that you want something increases the likelihood you'll get it,
2) June constantly says she wants to be a housewife/war bride and responds directly to truly groveling simps (thus encouraging them),
3) She has fallen for catfishes promising her what she asks for,
4) EGG CARTON EGG CARTON EGG CARTON EGG CARTON EGG CARTON,

June's problems are kind of unique because I've never seen a woman fishing for a husband before with her audience. I'm sure women have done it but it's likely to not be an issue because I'd wager that most find quiet success. June hasn't, so she's fucking up somehow.

How is she fucking up? Probably because she's a whore and the kind of commitment she's looking for has a natural aversion to whores. The attractive offers responding to her hints are just coomers wearing a gay guy's face as bait so they can get nudes and put them on the Internet.

She's really fucked trying to use her audience to find her war husband because no self-respecting person wants a jersey girl coalburner whose nudes are all over the Internet, and the audience she actively cultivates are low IQ cattle that lack the spine needed to treat June like the doormat she wants to be.


tl;dr she's going to become increasingly desperate

 

[surprisemfka]

June's problems are kind of unique because I've never seen a woman fishing for a husband before with her audience.

Isn't that what Lauren Southern did?

 

[EyelessMC]

She's really fucked trying to use her audience to find her war husband because no self-respecting person wants a jersey girl coalburner whose nudes are all over the Internet, and the audience she actively cultivates are low IQ cattle that lack the spine needed to treat June like the doormat she wants to be.
tl;dr she's going to become increasingly desperate

 

[Full Race Replay]

tl;dr she's going to become increasingly desperate

damn bro you're telling me we're just getting started??

 

[Rekkington]

Any person who starts a public career by shitting on a broad ideology like feminism (which encompasses a fuckton of perspectives, as this old cowboy understands) is probably either very immature or very shallow. I hope she finds a nice guy who suspends judgment and loves her with compassion and understanding, but no thank you.

> feminism
> broad ideology

 

[Kromer Merchant]

How is she fucking up? Probably because she's a whore and the kind of commitment she's looking for has a natural aversion to whores.

What self respecting man is going find committing to a woman who's publicly spoken about worshiping another man's cock an attractive prospect.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Imagine being married to a guy who posts a video of himself (among countless) which is him publicly confessing to looking at some attention whore's bare ass on the net. What a way to repay the loyalty of your wife, Don Sargon, a wife who stayed with you even through your Hindenburg in politics.

Sargon is reading the thread: Confirmed.
Our previous posts What he says has a point though.

Sargon isn't reading the thread. Sargon didn't even know Jim Stirling was no longer Jim Stirling. He would have been a lot (more) smug for a lot longer, given that I'm pretty sure he and Ethan Ralph fucking hate each other.

And let's be honest, if you learned your wifely duty to Sargon of Akkad for the night had been done by someone else for a change you'd be pretty relieved.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

> feminism
> broad ideology

Literally correct, it's an ideology for broads.

 

[Rekkington]

What self respecting man is going find committing to a woman who's publicly spoken about worshiping another man's cock an attractive prospect.

The same reason some guy married Emily Youcis: they changed/I can change them.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I just noticed her phone case lol.

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You just made me cry while jerking it.

 

[Maamtis]

Hey June, nice arse but those are some serious dark circles in that last video. Log off and get some sleep girl.

 

[cumster]

out of interest, was she raised by a single mom? because so far everything points to a lack of a father figure

 

[Sage In All Fields]

out of interest, was she raised by a single mom? because so far everything points to a lack of a father figure

Nope, both her parents are in her life.

 

[cumster]

Nope, both her parents are in her life.

has she ever spoken about her dad? she could have both parents, but the father could be not present as a figure at all (ie. spending all of his time on the couch watching TV/drinking + passed out all the time)

 

[Sage In All Fields]

has she ever spoken about her dad? she could have both parents, but the father could be not present as a figure at all (ie. spending all of his time on the couch watching TV/drinking + passed out all the time)

I've not heard much about her parents but she did do a video where she interviewed her parents and idk, they seemed pretty standard but I guess you never know what's going on behind the scenes. Only thing I know is her mum doesn't like her swearing, that's about it.

 

[janedoe]

Bro I don't think that's ever been part of her grift

it definitely was.

june was trying to project the image that she was a shy pure uwu who is secretly a pervert... but only for her sweetheart!!!!

 

[3.14159265359]

Any person who starts a public career by shitting on a broad ideology like feminism (which encompasses a fuckton of perspectives, as this old cowboy understands) is probably either very immature or very shallow. I hope she finds a nice guy who suspends judgment and loves her with compassion and understanding, but no thank you.

Ah yes, an ideology so dense they claim their labor is so cheap employers must be forced to employ them, while in the next breath supporting things like raising the minimum wage which was instituted because people were too eager to hire the actual cheap labor of black people.

The only thing broad is the damage of the simps who have enabled this throughout history.

 

[AltisticRight]

Isn't that what Lauren Southern did?

Is the stuff about Lauren Southern whoring around in alt-lite and fascist (Identity Evropa) circles even true? It's a claim that comes from Milo, who's a massive faggot and known attention seeking liar.

> feminism
> broad ideology

It's pretty broad, there's internal disagreements. There are TERFs that aren't liked by their extremely left wing counterparts. There's also ones bickering about dumbass video games, ones trying to end the birth imbalance in China, and domestic abuse protesters in Russia. But yeah, the insufferable ones comes from the upper middle class, also true in China.

Fact of the matter is women make up to 50% of the population, women like viewing other women, and much of that 50% are either vaguely feminist or like the ideology because of the "femi" prefix. Not a good introduction. Shoe is just a grifter and a weird thot.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Isn't that what Lauren Southern did?

Lauren Southern travelled, did some odd journalism, made documentaries and met a whole bunch of people along the way, and somewhere found her husband. June makes faces in front of her webcam.

This is also why one succeeded and one failed.

lack the spine needed to treat June like the doormat she wants to be.

Her catfishing audience seems to treat her like a doormat just fine. That I suppose is the difference between a whore/slut and a woman who manages to become a war bride/ housewife. The latter doesn't treat herself as a doormat so that she actually is a bit of a prize for a self-respecting man.

I suppose it's the difference between a woman who is feminine/supportive and a doormat. The former might be insecure, as feminine women invariably are. But it's a farcry from being a complete doormat, cuckqueened, nudes on the internet multiple times type of whore.

Even with her abysmal history, she could actually turn it around. In that sense the comparison to lauren southern makes sense; she was also promiscuous and a coalburner. But it would require a sharp turn in her habits, today.

But few women manage such a turnabout in time. For shoe, it means accepting someone somewhat less attractive than preggory. Let that sink in. I think in parlance it's called an "alpha widow". The fundamental issue that every consecutive partner for a woman will be less attractive than the previous one, because she won't be as young and won't have as many options. The brutality of nature.

Most of the time women don't really grasp that until their value has really tanked and then some manage to snatch a manlet somewhere or marry their cats.

 

[Pedro Sanchez]

So any chance of her making an OnlyFans now that the figurative cat is out of the bag and she's got nothing left to hold back?

Asking for a friend