Razörfist / The Rageoholic / xRazorfistx / Daniel Paul Harris - Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.

Yeah last years Cirith Ungol was pretty good, haven't checked the new Napalm Death.

Absurd are pretty great, I think a better example of shitty NSBM is something like Wehrhammer
Good Lord, that just sounds like a usbm demo run through a cheap distortion pedal.

I've only heard the first little early 90s bit of Absurd. The demos where you can almost hear them placing their fingers into chord shapes one at a time. Had no idea they were still going, they'd have to get better from where they started
 
Another retarded thing Razor has said that I don't think I've seen someone mention is that Burzum had no influence on Black metal. Even black thrash bands like Vomitor and Destoyer 666 who are probably the farthest from Burzum sound-wise while still being black metal have cited Burzum as an influence. I mean yeah retards have a tendency to wank off Burzum a bit too much but saying Varg had no influence is far more retarded
Yeah razor doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about cause Burzum was directly responsible for bands like Windir who mixed traditional elements with synth and black metal. Also arguable that the direction varg took with Burzum is responsible for stuff like Sigh's forays into more avantgarde stuff.

This is all besides the point that Varg successfully fused dungeon synth and BM which is a style still emulated to this day perhaps even too much. You could deffo say that you don't like the direction BM took after Burzum but to say it had no effect is the height of teenage contrarianism.

Razor should stick to his gay corporate power metal.

(try listening to Absurd, I dare you)
"we knew what we did was unacceptable but our thoughts were by evil obtained"
 
Good Lord, that just sounds like a usbm demo run through a cheap distortion pedal.

I've only heard the first little early 90s bit of Absurd. The demos where you can almost hear them placing their fingers into chord shapes one at a time. Had no idea they were still going, they'd have to get better from where they started
Yeah Absurd's demos are pretty rough but their albums are great
Yeah razor doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about cause Burzum was directly responsible for bands like Windir who mixed traditional elements with synth and black metal. Also arguable that the direction varg took with Burzum is responsible for stuff like Sigh's forays into more avantgarde stuff.

This is all besides the point that Varg successfully fused dungeon synth and BM which is a style still emulated to this day perhaps even too much. You could deffo say that you don't like the direction BM took after Burzum but to say it had no effect is the height of teenage contrarianism.

Razor should stick to his gay corporate power metal.


"we knew what we did was unacceptable but our thoughts were by evil obtained"
Razor has a thing where the bands he likes are usually pretty good but the stuff he dislikes is retarded. It's something I've noticed with people I know as well so it's probably just something that comes with being a contrarian retard
 
Razor has a thing where the bands he likes are usually pretty good but the stuff he dislikes is retarded. It's something I've noticed with people I know as well so it's probably just something that comes with being a contrarian retard
Death metal slaps, I think he just went to highschool with too many kids that wore cargoshorts.

Eitherway I still look forward to the metal mythos vids because they are miles better than bangertv and less tongue in cheek than goniloc.
 
Death metal slaps, I think he just went to highschool with too many kids that wore cargoshorts.

Eitherway I still look forward to the metal mythos vids because they are miles better than bangertv and less tongue in cheek than goniloc.
I'd enjoy them if he did them regularly and if they weren't made by Razorfist. Seriously he has no excuse to spend as long as he does making the metal mythos videos. It's not as if the information in them is hard to come by.
You might enjoy this guy. He does similar videos regularly and he knows what he's talking about.
 
and if they weren't made by Razorfist
Dropping the Rantsona for the music content would be an upgrade I think, toned down at least.
You might enjoy this guy. He does similar videos regularly and he knows what he's talking about.
Seems to have a lot of content out on a regular schedule with consistent length, if the videos are actually good I'm in! Not sure about all the korean girls though.
 
Dropping the Rantsona for the music content would be an upgrade I think, toned down at least.

Seems to have a lot of content out on a regular schedule with consistent length, if the videos are actually good I'm in! Not sure about all the korean girls though.
The korean girls separate him from all of the autists currently making videos on metal on youtube. They tend to play a bit too much into being le ultra metnal cool man.
 
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Nah. I saw his Blood Dragon review.
But sadly for Razor synthwave generated among hipster musical circles (even though he is a closeted hipster).

I have to admit I turned into a vitriolic faggot for a minute. But Razorfist has turned me racist against metalheads.
Lets ignore that every band in the 80s dabbled with or heavily used synths as it was a cool new thing which sounds cool which Razor praises in his Death Wish reviews.
 
Woah woah, contain your spaghetti, I was thinking more about these fantastic individuals
I did like a lot of this stuff as a kid, although most of it is unlistenable to me now even for nostalgia purposes. Flux has a few songs that hold up for me, but artists like this are invariably the least interesting part of their own music. I quite like EDM vocalists but they’re usually drowned out or playing second fiddle to generic production.
 
Yeah the metal community at large is fucking gay. Smaller communities based around genres and scenes are cool though. Most people I know who are properly into trad metal are really cool guys
Not really most are cool depends on who you talk to boomers who think music died with classic rock and hipsters who only like some rock and violently hate others over one incident like Razorfist
 
Is the Raz0rforce willfully ignorant of Daniel's RIDICULOUS predictions of a 2021 reversal of the election?
After his god-awful 'Grifting for Hope', I would have expected a Daniel McNutt livestream.

Oh well. Jews gonna jew.
 
Not really most are cool depends on who you talk to boomers who think music died with classic rock and hipsters who only like some rock and violently hate others over one incident like Razorfist
I actually agree with these guys metal and the groups that form around it are pretty gay and I instantly knew what these guys were talking about when they complained about the nature of modern metalheads. So you can hand wave away with "not really" all you want but this isn't an isolated incident.

Modern metalheads are gigantic soy faggots who collect patches for their gay designer cut-off jean jackets like rick and morty fans collect funko pops. Gone are the days of relatable if ornery metalheads they have been replaced by bored effete rich kids who have collections of hats with the brim angled up and a penchant for basic bitch edgelording. I walk into a metal show these days and I have to check the address to make sure I didn't end up at a gay biker bar.

Maybe you don't see it for whatever reason but metal essentially suffers from the same problems as modern wrestling. It's a form of entertainment that was never meant to be as over-exposed as it is. All the truely interesting figures are dead or retired and the industry continues to churn out sub-par product because the modern fans wouldn't know a good product if it hit them in the face it's all about the image to them.

That's why you have these endless appeals to the golden age of both industries and people are constantly trying to resurrect those eras.

If metal was in a good position creatively you wouldn't get LARPers like razor who pull their whole schtick from a bygone era.
 
I actually agree with these guys metal and the groups that form around it are pretty gay and I instantly knew what these guys were talking about when they complained about the nature of modern metalheads. So you can hand wave away with "not really" all you want but this isn't an isolated incident.

Modern metalheads are gigantic soy faggots who collect patches for their gay designer cut-off jean jackets like rick and morty fans collect funko pops. Gone are the days of relatable if ornery metalheads they have been replaced by bored effete rich kids who have collections of hats with the brim angled up and a penchant for basic bitch edgelording. I walk into a metal show these days and I have to check the address to make sure I didn't end up at a gay biker bar.

Maybe you don't see it for whatever reason but metal essentially suffers from the same problems as modern wrestling. It's a form of entertainment that was never meant to be as over-exposed as it is. All the truely interesting figures are dead or retired and the industry continues to churn out sub-par product because the modern fans wouldn't know a good product if it hit them in the face it's all about the image to them.

That's why you have these endless appeals to the golden age of both industries and people are constantly trying to resurrect those eras.

If metal was in a good position creatively you wouldn't get LARPers like razor who pull their whole schtick from a bygone era.
You didn't understand my post your talking about extremes most metalheads are normal than you have the cringelords that you find in every group. Now as for the music we live in the internet age all it takes is being good and having good marketing to get a hit not on the radio but on the internet within a niche.

Is the Raz0rforce willfully ignorant of Daniel's RIDICULOUS predictions of a 2021 reversal of the election?
After his god-awful 'Grifting for Hope', I would have expected a Daniel McNutt livestream.

Oh well. Jews gonna jew.
They protect Daniel because they don't want the grand hipster to get angry and go on a tyrade where he looks like a retard. Like in his masturbation vid he did at his friends house. Because you need a set to make a video on the internet.
 
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You didn't understand my post your talking about extremes most metalheads are normal than you have the cringelords that you find in every group. Now as for the music we live in the internet age all it takes is being good and having good marketing to get a hit not on the radio but on the internet within a niche.
I don't understand what hits have to do with anything but I honestly find most metal fans to be utter cringe.

In fact the least cringe metalheads are the people who you would never guess are metalheads. This ties in with the razorfist schtick. It's just a fashion statement to these people which is about the least metal thing I've ever heard.

Even in metal I like there is cringe and the metal I like is a quickly diminishing sector of the broader genre. So yeah I feel pretty safe in saying the majority of metalheads are cringe reddit-tier faggots.

That's saying nothing of current trends in metal like appeals to political correctness and trying to round off every sharp edge.

Like look at this gay shit this is obituary a band I actually respect but I mean just look at this. If they put this out in the early 90's they would've been laughed out of every concert they played. Now of course everything has to be the fucking Sam Dunn Disney version of metal.
 
I don't understand what hits have to do with anything but I honestly find most metal fans to be utter cringe.

In fact the least cringe metalheads are the people who you would never guess are metalheads. This ties in with the razorfist schtick. It's just a fashion statement to these people which is about the least metal thing I've ever heard.

Even in metal I like there is cringe and the metal I like is a quickly diminishing sector of the broader genre. So yeah I feel pretty safe in saying the majority of metalheads are cringe reddit-tier faggots.

That's saying nothing of current trends in metal like appeals to political correctness and trying to round off every sharp edge.

Like look at this gay shit this is obituary a band I actually respect but I mean just look at this. If they put this out in the early 90's they would've been laughed out of every concert they played. Now of course everything has to be the fucking Sam Dunn Disney version of metal.
Dude thats them referencing the metalhead style like and hate what you will man
 
Yeah but that's my point it's become a self referential wank fest.
That's true for most things now though not just metal. Everything you've said about metal could just as easily be applied to the community at large of any subculture.
If you want to find cool people into metal you're probably not going to find them at a Behemoth show. You need to find bands and labels in the underground scene in your area and interact with them because most of the cool people in metal are making it or are involved some way other than buying patches
 
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