Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Miss Misery]

Her eyeshadow application kills me. She basically smears it on the lids much like she smears the paint on fabric for her "patches".

Edit: She's retweeting fake news like the Boomer she truly is inside...

Copper sulfate is a dietary mineral. Copper (II) sulfate is a fungicide and herbicide (not pesticide).

 

[Meowzers]

Her eyeshadow application kills me. She basically smears it on the lids much like she smears the paint on fabric for her "patches".

Edit: She's retweeting fake news like the Boomer she truly is inside...

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Copper sulfate is a dietary mineral. Copper (II) sulfate is a fungicide and herbicide (not pesticide).

it's not out of character for her to post ¡¡¡FAKE NEWS!!! but it is weird that she's posting stuff about baby formula. if she was an empathetic person or had kids yeah sure, but it's been established she doesn't care about anyone but herself. i do hope she shows more of her boomer conspiracy theoridt side now that she's back on twitter, twitter is wrought with that kinda bullshit. she's alluded to having some interesting ideas about aliens on reddit. that would be funny

 

[Mr Foster]

Steph is really packing on the pounds. She's looking more and more retarded.

 

[gay frogs]

Her eyeshadow application kills me. She basically smears it on the lids much like she smears the paint on fabric for her "patches".

Edit: She's retweeting fake news like the Boomer she truly is inside...

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Copper sulfate is a dietary mineral. Copper (II) sulfate is a fungicide and herbicide (not pesticide).

Anyone remember those chain emails that went around in the 90s about how shampoo had industrial cleaner in it or whatever? Staph is retweeting shit 10 year old me laughed at and deleted.

 

[Vandy]

lots o' shit

Spoiler: 'STUFF IT UP YOUR ASS

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i can't peep the "ace beauty" button because these pictures look like they were taken with a webcam from 2006
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fat pete
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EDGE ALERT EDGE ALERT
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it's kind of wild when she has civil conversations with people instead of looking for fights

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social workers shouldn't threaten to kill people online or groom children either but what do i know, i'm a fithy neo-nazi kiwifarmer

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aren't hospital underwear like, paper?

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you are the farthest thing from a small baby kitten staph
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please start writing again staph, i loved the ne/nym spider cum story
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this cat turns up 3x a day and i'm kind of wondering why they don't just adopt it. not that i want a second peetie for them to overfeed, but you'd think that cat queen staph would know that you don't adopt a cat, they adopt you.
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has she ever gotten anything from shilling her wishlists? she looks for reasons to beg for presents. "it's a pagan holiday no one's ever heard of, buy me presents!"

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Of course Gyro likes the terribad Chucky remake. Mark Hamill wasn't even given a chance to do anything interesting voice-wise. Where's Meowthkip to judge Staph's bad horror movie taste when you need her?

 

[A Detachable Penis]

She likely barely passed General Chemistry, if she even had to take it.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

For a poster girl SJW, she sure does love to paint all POC as broke savages who need her help. Jesus Christ Stephanie, get off the internet and go live an actual life and you might have some awareness beyond a 15-year-old doing a cursory Google search.

Well, since all SJWs do think like that, I'd hand it to Staph for being upfront on the white man's burden and admitting she thinks nonwhites are subhuman toddlers.
BUT
She's doing it in the same sense as the autistic kid who doesn't understand a group was going to collectively lie about doing something wrong, so he blurts out the truth.
Congrats Staph, even when you have a chance to be straight forward and scathing and ballsy you still fuck it up.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Her eyeshadow application kills me. She basically smears it on the lids much like she smears the paint on fabric for her "patches".

Edit: She's retweeting fake news like the Boomer she truly is inside...

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Copper sulfate is a dietary mineral. Copper (II) sulfate is a fungicide and herbicide (not pesticide).

Kinda. Copper Sulfate and Copper (II) sulfate are words for the same thing, both refer to CuSO4 (with some water attached). You'd get CuSO4 if you put Cu2SO4 in water, which would be Copper(I) Sulfate, so even if you added Copper I sulfate to baby formula you'd still get Copper II sulfate.

The misinformation part comes from the retarded fearmongering about that. Without sperging about it too much, it would be like saying water is used for industrial cutting, a non-lethal weapon for riot control, and is a major additive in bug spray so it must be bad to drink. You would really get intestinal damage if your baby drank 100 times its nutritional needs, but if they're eating normal amounts it will be beneficial and necessary for their health. And that would be basically overdosing on copper from my understanding (but I'm not a doctor lol)

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Her eyeshadow application kills me. She basically smears it on the lids much like she smears the paint on fabric for her "patches".

Edit: She's retweeting fake news like the Boomer she truly is inside...

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Copper sulfate is a dietary mineral. Copper (II) sulfate is a fungicide and herbicide (not pesticide).

I am now giving my (nonexistent) baby formula to build up its immunity to pesticides. Thank you Yarrow, my eyes have been opened.

 

[Azafran90]

The only thing Staph was missing was being one of those childless incels who try to tell parents how to raise their children.
It was obvious if you think about it.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Spoiler: As an undegrad, all my teachers thought something was wrong with me!

"Everyone thought I was a sped" is probably more accurate.

Spoiler: Three trump supporters though I was a man because of my sped profile picture!

I think we've went over it before, but here is how things really go down:
1. Stapphy pretends to be trans, but looks and acts like a female sped to the point even her picture avatars are blatantly female.
2. "Trump supporters" see the "I'm trans" next to blatantly feminine things, assume she is a transman
3. "HA! Got them! I'm totally androgynous! Euphoria!"

Spoiler: I totally Stopped Trump and will curse Biden next

Spoiler: I keep getting misgendered in real life!

Top part isn't relevant, but I kept it in because she did just say "I rigged the election with magic" unironically.

Spoiler: More on expensive tea

"Ha you idiot organic fans ruining the world without thinking about it!
Also I love this organic tea"

 

[Sobble]

'Don't call the police on mentally ill people!'

Binch, you called the cops on a brown dude who stole your Biden sign, I cannot imagine a situation in which someone could be in less danger. Also, the mentally ill aren't innocent, hapless angels, stumbling through their lives unaware of what wrongful behavior is and unable to process the consequences of their actions. They can deal with the world like the rest of us do. They aren't fucking infants.

 

[Miss Misery]

Cats are weird. I had one who was obsessed with coffee. Was he a reincarnated 90s hipster from Seattle? No.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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Cats are weird. I had one who was obsessed with coffee. Was he a reincarnated 90s hipster from Seattle? No.

One of my cats loved red berries. Raspberries, strawberries, cranberries, blackberries, anything she could get her paws on.
I'm pretty certain she wasn't a reincarnated Smurf or whatever.

 

[Meowzers]

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Cats are weird. I had one who was obsessed with coffee. Was he a reincarnated 90s hipster from Seattle? No.

my family had a cat that liked potato chips. was she stapphy in a different life? chordeva who??
point is, cats do weird shit. she's posted about peetie running around at night, and staph's responses are always "he sees a ghost! witchcraft! demons!" like, i've said before in the thread but for being such a big cat lover she doesn't know anything about them, especially about how he's "hopelessly addicted to treats." bitch he's not addicted, he's a damn cat, he likes treats, and your dumb family keeps giving them to him when you could easily just not.

blah blah getting off topic and getting MOTI about steph's cat.
it's funny how she gets the most validation about her gender from trump supporters. they obviously aren't calling her an enby hellgender so they're still misgendering her. she thinks she's totally owning them but it's just kinda sad. they don't care. they think they're talking to a dumbass 14 year old boy with skater hair who needs to get off their lawn.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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Cats are weird. I had one who was obsessed with coffee. Was he a reincarnated 90s hipster from Seattle? No.

It's probably the milk, my dogs like tea too.

 

[Miss Misery]

It's probably the milk, my dogs like tea too.

I thought so too, but the little fucker would drink it black. An unattended coffee cup was never safe when he was around.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Spoiler: Three trump supporters though I was a man because of my sped profile picture!

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I think we've went over it before, but here is how things really go down:
1. Stapphy pretends to be trans, but looks and acts like a female sped to the point even her picture avatars are blatantly female.
2. "Trump supporters" see the "I'm trans" next to blatantly feminine things, assume she is a transman
3. "HA! Got them! I'm totally androgynous! Euphoria!"

I mean, they probably thought, with her trans markers, that she's an AGP, so they were insulting her by calling her a man, not actually realizing that she's a dumpy natal woman. Or they barely looked at her photo, saw a fat face with a fedora, and assumed she was some edgelord teen boy.

Also, isn't gender euphoria happy feelings about aligning with your LARP of choice? She's doing it wrong, it's not being smug that you tricked some "Trump supporters," which she didn't even do in the first place. Or... I guess she did, but not in a good way, but since she's a sped she doesn't realize that, so she's happy about it?

Trying to figure out Staph's line of thinking makes my brain hurt

 

[Meowzers]

the cult of sweetfedora77

lmao

oh no you keep your filthy hands off gravity falls you fucking maniac

oh shut up you self-professed "horny ace."

 

[WinchesterPremium]

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oh no you keep your filthy hands off gravity falls you fucking maniac
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oh shut up you self-professed "horny ace."

It is still mind boggling how she wants her elderly parents to get a divorce. At the obvious level they still seem to love each other and have worked out most of their problems even though Staphy's lens, nothing she's stated has suggest they're anything more than an old married couple who bickers sometimes. Its just odd that she wants her parents to divorce.

On a practical level it doesn't work either given that they'd have to buy a new home with no obvious source of that kind of income (or stay in the same house...defeating the entire point of a divorce), her cancer ridden mother would lose all the at-home-support that her father is giving her both of the emotional and material (and would be at best replaced by Staphy...who claims to be too disabled to help people like this), and they're both too old to find someone else and start a new life so they'd basically be dying alone given that their only daughter is a sped who hates them and will never reproduce. Why does she want to ruin her parent's marriage?