Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp

[Jacinthe]

Holy SHIT. You've really been off your rocker lately, huh Elora. 10 pages in 12-ish hours, and most of it, you spamming schizoid hieroglyphics.

 

[Trombonista]

I just merged 13 of @LL137's posts into one. That's a new record.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So, what are the odds that Dizzy Lizzy will actually do something violent in public and end up in an institution? She's become even less coherent and more irritated than even just a day ago. It feels like she passed the point of no return quite some time ago at great speed and she hasn't even stopped accelerating yet.
It is clear now that she has vivid delusional daydreams that feed into her weird fantasyworld of Jack trooning out and fucking his own sister... and his pets. She now thinks if she imagines someone cracking their knee on furniture hard enough that it actually has happened and it's dubious at best if she's even capable of understanding posts by other users on more than a very basic rudimentary level.
Dizzy Lizzy is doing a speedrun on the John S. Bulla course. It's quite a sight.

**MY CATS are not visible for obvious reasons.

Well, obvious to HUMANS who don’t ... enforce “consent” to their pets and then cry while eating.

You WALRUS-FACED bitch-whore.

This is the funniest shit I have read all day.
But you really need to lay off the dope. You need to take your meds. And you need to get a good night's sleep.

I just merged 13 of @LL137's posts into one. That's a new record.

You've been doing god's work. When I hopped into this thread just now, it was at 46 pages, it's now down to 42.
I feel like Null should add some thingamagic that prevents users from posting if the last post was made by themselves.

 

[Figger Nucker]

I just merged 13 of @LL137's posts into one. That's a new record.

Based jannie comes in to sweep the thread.

 

[ELLE101]

Did Jack kill a hooker? Also, who’s this Greg person

Oh god, the dead hooker possessed me and made me rate this post differently for NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL EXCEPT TO ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITY: your Scottish “ex”-Marine EX-EMPLOYER.

SEMPER FIDELIS, pig fucker.
That’s different than SEMPER FI, locals.

The latter is what civilians say after they’re “honorably discharged” and storming the Capitol in Washington DC.

The former is what WE say when you’re officially toast. Again. For like, the last time.

ISIS: you lose. San Diego kicked your ass and all you got was this lousy wetbacked Bringlish faggot in a Dark Crystal T-shirt returning home in a coffin with a SAILOR MOON sticker on top.

Suuuuuucks to be you

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Oh god, the dead hooker possessed me and made me rate this post differently for NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL EXCEPT TO ALERT THE PROPER AUTHORITY: your Scottish “ex”-Marine EX-EMPLOYER.

SEMPER FIDELIS, pig fucker.
That’s different than SEMPER FI, locals.

The latter is what civilians say after they’re “honorably discharged” and storming the Capitol in Washington DC.

The former is what WE say when you’re officially toast. Again. For like, the last time.

ISIS: you lose. San Diego kicked your ass and all you got was this lousy wetbacked Bringlish faggot in a Dark Crystal T-shirt returning home in a coffin with a SAILOR MOON sticker on top.

Suuuuuucks to be you

So, you want the McNuggets then?

 

[ELLE101]

 

[The Un-Clit]

Force chokes are EASY.

but you’ve been slippery




you’re the clone from Walmart, aren’t you?

curly hair
kinda like Colin from Guitar Center in San Marcos?

yuck.
your buttcrack is hanging out even after following me out into the parking lot months ago

What in the fuck is it about you losers and letting your ass air out ALL THE TIME?

it’s not a fashion statement.

Let's try this again: NO ONE on this forum is who you think they are. Jack isn't here, whatever lady name you keep calling me isn't here, the Farms were here long before you came around, Jack dosen't post here. (Although if he's ever read any of the social media rants where you flip shit on the Farms, he might well be lurking the forum and laughing himself into a hernia at your shit-flinging against rando Kiwis who are laughing even harder)

 

[ELLE101]

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

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You need to let go. Your drug indicted lunacy has driven him away, he will never plow your poontang for you ever again.

 

[ELLE101]

You need to let go. Your drug indicted lunacy has driven him away, he will never plow your poontang for you ever again.

GOOD.

BECAUSE HE RAPED ME THROUGH OUR WHOLE MARRIAGE.

Also, his little smegma pod sack wasn’t anything to write home about.. and I refused to stick my thumb up his G-spot, so... obviously I’M defective in bed

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

GOOD.

BECAUSE HE RAPED ME THROUGH OUR WHOLE MARRIAGE.

Did you enjoy it?

Edit: I take it, it was disagreeable.

 

[ELLE101]

Don’t worry, Jack.

You’ll find your Bubba back home. Call your sponsor. He liked jazz, right?
or Jerome? From South Africa?

What DID happen with that shady business plan you wrote about via e-mails to me in jail back in 2017?

lol, ur dumb AF nukka

Did you enjoy it?

No. It’s RAPE, you evil .. sadistic .. QUEER.

You shoved a big black dildo up your asshole for Onision. “God save the king!!”

You stood naked with your tuck back next to a pool and spouted a load of shit.

Put the lotion on your skin Jack. Or else you’ll get the HOSE again.. HOSE WATER **CAN** HURT.

You just lit your smoke.

don’t look so chuffed, fucktard

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

HOSE WATER **CAN** HURT.

Speaking from experience I presume?

Man, just think about it. 150 years ago, Dizzy Lizzy would be kept in an asylum and we could visit her for a small fee and throw peanuts into her cell. Sometimes I think I was born too late.

 

[ELLE101]

Right handed light.

I feel you within me, fucker.
I can control you... but I’m exhausted.

I’m BORED of it.

It’s been LONG AS FUCK dealing with your TRUTH, assmuncher.

Two words? PONY PORN.

Speaking from experience I presume?

Man, just think about it. 150 years ago, Dizzy Lizzy would be kept in an asylum and we could visit her for a small fee and throw peanuts into her cell. Sometimes I think I was born too late.

I *****HATE ***** YOU!!!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I *****HATE ***** YOU!!!

But why?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Speaking from experience I presume?

Man, just think about it. 150 years ago, Dizzy Lizzy would be kept in an asylum and we could visit her for a small fee and throw peanuts into her cell. Sometimes I think I was born too late.

Sadly, I have a suspicion this one would have been deemed too much of a hassle and lobotomized.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

I feel you within me, fucker.

Resistance is futile.

 

[Figger Nucker]

Sadly, I have a suspicion this one would have been deemed too much of a hassle and lobotomized.

"This one gets a bit too aggressive when you throw peanuts at her, so get your laughs in before we put her down tomorrow."

 

[dirtydeanna96]

We all know Jews worship Saturn -
Is Lizzy a prophet of HaShem, like Daniel, Abraham, Isaiah, and Moses?

https://www.nature.com/articles/011363b0