Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[DrJonesHat]

Ingenious plan, @DrJonesHat. Shaner will never figure out that the judge is a member of the Lenspiracy!

Even if he does, it will do him no good. We are everywhere, and we are nowhere.

EDIT: Seriously, I hope with all my heart that Len tries to bring up this thread at his hearing as proof the judge is biased. Not only will the poor man have no idea what the hell Lenny is talking about, he'll have to deal with weapons-grade sperging in his courtroom. Maybe Lenny will get a day or two in county for contempt.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm still laughing about Len taking @Zim's sarcastic remark about the judge seriously.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I've never been charged with a crime, but I've had jury duty, and from what I recall, judges reallllllllllly don't like being accused of bias or corruption. Len will be punished if he starts flinging accusations of the judge being involved in some dark conspiracy against him.

 

[millais]

So what you saying is, you condone what the Japan did to us on December 7Th. 1941 was ok?

Nice strawman. I am asserting that disproportionate retribution is an inappropriate response in any context. It was wrong then and it is wrong now. Strategic bombing alone never won a single war in spite of all the lives lost in the process. It was just senseless killing that benefited no one.

 

[I'm With Chris]

Len - lose your anger and pride when you go to court. Play dumb and plead ignorance. You know that you're not the brightest bulb. Seriously - go with the sympathy angle - recall how you got on disability by pretending to be special. Your admission of complete stupidity will erase your crime and you will leave the courtroom a free man. Once that happens, you'll be free to roam.
Calm down, buddy. We're all criminals here. We know how The Game works. Enough is enough -quit being the hero and join us.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

B-29 #42-93947 The Janice E. Z Square #55
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@Schuylkill Valley how about giving us your uncle's name now?

Source

Uncle Sam

 

[DrJonesHat]

Since Len's autism has him convinced he has a right to go where ever he wants, just like Chris and GameStop, I don't think he'll be very apologetic at his hearing.

 

[John Daker]

In honor of page 420, @Schuylkill Valley have you ever smoked weed?

 

[Superior Watermelon]

In honor of page 420, @Schuylkill Valley have you ever smoked weed?

The only thing Len smokes is cock

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

In honor of page 420, @Schuylkill Valley have you ever smoked weed?

Id think meth is likelier

 

[Zim]

Another quick update to all agents.

It's been a busy day but we have now confirmed that no one in authority will accept any evidence from Leonard F. Shaner Jr. that may or may not prove a conspiracy against him. This covers the tri-county area around and including Pottstown. Any attempt to present such evidence will be ignored or met with "a confused state representative of not understanding" as per subsection 4 paragraph 2 of Proposition 48.

Please refer to the email sent out at the time of Shaner's most recent rail road ban for more information regarding the discussed proposition.

Again, just putting this out publicly to avoid the hassle of mass PMs. The lord is not with @Schuylkill Valley this day. Thanks again!

Zim

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Another quick update to all agents.

It's been a busy day but we have now confirmed that no one in authority will accept any evidence from Leonard F. Shaner Jr. that may or may not prove a conspiracy against him. This covers the tri-county area around and including Pottstown. Any attempt to present such evidence will be ignored or met with "a confused state representative of not understanding" as per subsection 4 paragraph 2 of Proposition 48.

Please refer to the email sent out at the time of Shaner's most recent rail road ban for more information regarding the discussed proposition.

Again, just putting this out publicly to avoid the hassle of mass IMs. The lord is not with @Schuylkill Valley this day. Thanks again!

Zim

And to think, he was just telling me that Colebrookedale hadn't taken over the law enforcement and judicial system only yesterday.

 

[Zim]

And to think, he was just telling me that Colebrookedale hadn't taken over the law enforcement and judicial system only yesterday.

Well he made some mistakes that the Kiwi Farms were able to to take advantage of. Us being an internet superpower and all, we had plenty of resources at our disposal.

Oh yeah, as a side note since there is a division between church and state we are in the process of preparing paperwork to make sure we also have local churches on our side as well. Until preparations are complete this will be known as Preparation Hallelujah. Agents will disperse the final proposition number and information after the preparation is applied.

 

[Pottstown Pete]

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Here's Matt W.
Standing on his favorite Steam locomotive, Steamtown NHS.

Looks like a hard working guy...unlike the person "taking photography." Maybe I'll buy him a beer.

 

[WireSponge]

Attention Kiwis, our plan to bug Shaner's house has reached an impass. It appears the Kiwis assigned to watching the tape footage have shot themselves in terror. We are currently waiting for further instruction.

 

[Adamska]

So what you saying is, you condone what the Japan did to us on December 7Th. 1941 was ok?

Confirmed that Shaner hates the Japanese and doesn't see them as people.

And in the grand terms of strategy, I'd say Pearl was far less heinous than the Firebombings, since the Japanese were actually trying for a strategic objective and was hitting military only. They were attempting to break the Pacific Fleet to give themselves time to sweep up the Pacific and were hoping that such a strategic defeat would break our spirit. Now they were dishonorable shitheels since they basically did this with diplomats actually negotiating with us at the time trying to resolve the tensions, and the idea we'd sob like girls and give up was criminally optimistic, but it's still far more valid and less of a war crime than what your uncle did in my opinion. Also I'm certain you were going to use his volar to try and weasel out of this and I'm not sure if your uncle exists at all since you don't like to front information.

As an aside, if you were gonna appeal to patriotism with a proper bout of Japanese cruelty, I'd have used Bataan, Unit 713, or Nanking. Those were true warcrimes considering how they treated prisoners, tested bioweapons on citizens of China, and the amounts of rape involved in the last one.

 

[QT 219]

The daily Kiwi Meetup has been postponed until tomorrow. We are no longer meeting at the secret place on Kimberton. Please check your emails for the new address. As always, new people must bring snacks.

 

[Lacquer Head]

The daily Kiwi Meetup has been postponed until tomorrow. We are no longer meeting at the secret place on Kimberton. Please check your emails for the new address. As always, new people must bring snacks.

Don't forget to bring your triangles with eyes on them. Cannot stress this enough

 

[DrJonesHat]

Remote Site Commander DrJonesHat reporting in. The appropriate people have been bribed, and we have leverage on the one person who would not take a payday. Operation SHAKY CAM is a go. I repeat, SHAKY CAM is a go.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

@Zim
You are a joke!!