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[Constellationzero]

Steve is a pure, shining beacon of generational hope in this fucked up world.
How dare you.

How DARE you.

And you know what else? It isn't his soothing voice, his all-around good looks...Steve is a MAN.
That's right: A MAN.
I'm not getting eye-raped by a wall of Funko Pops. I'm not confronted by the Soy-cuck gap mouth. No Harry Potter or Star wars references. No SJW-isms. No IdPol Jackassery or inappropriate political jabs. Just 100% MAN enjoyin' some Got dang MRE's with some nice plugs for MRE Mountain and GunDog.

And I am here for it.

 

[AnOminous]

Skip to 8:50 for the tuna "salad" reveal.

The lack of relish sucks. As does the quantity of course. This would make an okay snack.

 

[A Grey Cat]

And you know what else? It isn't his soothing voice, his all-around good looks...Steve is a MAN.
That's right: A MAN.
I'm not getting eye-raped by a wall of Funko Pops. I'm not confronted by the Soy-cuck gap mouth. No Harry Potter or Star wars references. No SJW-isms. No IdPol Jackassery or inappropriate political jabs. Just 100% MAN enjoyin' some Got dang MRE's with some nice plugs for MRE Mountain and GunDog.

And I am here for it.

he has some back to the future memorabilia, i saw it in some of his other videos when the camera pans to his face. but yeah Steve doesn't chase tends or try to pander to what's popular or make comments about politics when trying out an mre or rations. He just talks about what hes got and even gives a history lesson if it's a particularly old ration/mre

really if more youtubers like steve just talked about cool stuff YouTube would be a much more bearable place

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

The lack of relish sucks. As does the quantity of course. This would make an okay snack.

They already gave them fat-free "mayonnaise". With that track record, they would give them sweet relish, too.

he has some back to the future memorabilia, i saw it in some of his other videos when the camera pans to his face.

Let us not become reactionary about the whole "pop culture memorabilia" thing. Odin's nuts, people are allowed to like things.

 

[AnOminous]

he has some back to the future memorabilia, i saw it in some of his other videos when the camera pans to his face.

He has a copy of Sheik Yerbouti on his shelf.

 

[Bees]

When is he opening an onlyfans, goddamn it.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Steve in a parallel universe:

 

[Nick Gars]

When is he opening an onlyfans, goddamn it.

His Onlyfans would be ASMR audio files of nice hisses.

 

[An Ghost]

Hes got a patreon. Which is surprising because he links it in every video but doesnt shamelessly plug it. Its what you expect: wholesome quality

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[Capsaicin Addict]

he has some back to the future memorabilia, i saw it in some of his other videos when the camera pans to his face. but yeah Steve doesn't chase tends or try to pander to what's popular or make comments about politics when trying out an mre or rations. He just talks about what hes got and even gives a history lesson if it's a particularly old ration/mre

really if more youtubers like steve just talked about cool stuff YouTube would be a much more bearable place

Liking BTTF is not exactly a bad sign.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Liking BTTF is not exactly a bad sign.

i know i wasnt saying it was, its just that Steve has interests aside military food and history.

 

[Puff]

TBH I don't give a shit about 'the community', Steve could be reviewing denture adhesive creams from 75 years ago and I would still watch him. The MREs are secondary. It's his delivery of what he reviews that makes his show.

Once I stop watching him I no longer yearn to eat an MRE, unlike say, watching Man Made Mead videos which actually got me off my ass and home-brewing my own mead. (Which is awesome, btw).

Steve's channel is more about him and about history rather then the food, at least to me.

I watch for the packaging...
And Steve's commentary.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Hes got a patreon. Which is surprising because he links it in every video but doesnt shamelessly plug it. Its what you expect: wholesome quality

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Is...is it gay if I want to pay money so I can have Steve find a ration for me?

 

[AnOminous]

Is...is it gay if I want to pay money so I can have Steve find a ration for me?

Super gay. You're basically saying you want his penis in your ass.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Super gay. You're basically saying you want his penis in your ass.

Let's bust this out onto a taint. NICE!

 

[Nointey]

Who bets that he will eat something from the American Revolution next time

 

[The Un-Clit]

Who bets that he will eat something from the American Revolution next time

If there ever turned up a piece of hard-tack proven dated to that time, you KNOW he would. I don't know of anything else that old that might survive and still be edible except maybe crystalized honey, but if it was found and he could buy it he would totally eat it on camera, and even do his best to make it as interesting as possible while doing it.

In fact, the mammoth meat was reportedly fresh enough that one of the scientists took a bite of it.

That's fucking awesome. Steve would probably belly-crawl a mile of broken glass strewn with salt to taste a GodBeardamned mammoth steak!

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

If there ever turned up a piece of hard-tack proven dated to that time, you KNOW he would. I don't know of anything else that might survive and still be edible except maybe crystalized honey, but if it was found and he could buy it he would totally eat it on camera, and even do his best to make it as interesting as possible while doing it.

I think Steve was in a Siberian Woolly Mammoth excavation in 2013

In fact, the mammoth meat was reportedly fresh enough that one of the scientists took a bite of it.

(Although we all know it doesn't need to be fresh for Steve to try it)

Fresh Mammoth Carcass from Siberia Holds Many Secrets - Scientific Am…

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[AnOminous]

If there ever turned up a piece of hard-tack proven dated to that time, you KNOW he would. I don't know of anything else that old that might survive and still be edible except maybe crystalized honey, but if it was found and he could buy it he would totally eat it on camera, and even do his best to make it as interesting as possible while doing it.



That's fucking awesome. Steve would probably belly-crawl a mile of broken glass strewn with salt to taste a GodBeardamned mammoth steak!

He would personify freedom while doing it.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Hes got a patreon. Which is surprising because he links it in every video but doesnt shamelessly plug it. Its what you expect: wholesome quality

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Goddammit, can we reach this goal for the Patron Saint of YouTube!?