Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp

[The Un-Clit]

How’s that back of yours after getting cracked out?

Is your right shoulder dislocated?

OWWWWWWW lizzzzyyyyyyy

I HAVE A LEG CRAMP OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG


OW OW OW OW MASSAGE ME QUICK QUICK


OWWWWWW LIZZZYYYYY


OWWWW I HSVE A CRAMP OMG IT HIRTS SOO BAD IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE


- my ex-husband, about 25 times or so during our 2.5 year marriage

Tell Jack to eat more bananas. Those charlie-horses out of nowhere are usually caused by a potassium deficiency.

 

[ELLE101]

Tell Jack to eat more bananas. Those charlie-horses out of nowhere are usually caused by a potassium deficiency.

You just can’t STOP resisting the urges to molest me in SOME fucking way, can you Christina Westover?

You are too FUCKING FAT for me to control all the time. And I don’t want to be held responsible for what happens to your burning apartment complex.

 

[Burd Turglar]

soooo like, I can enter y’all

Ooh yeah run that game girl, fuckin enter me.

 

[ELLE101]

Ah, Christina, that was the name. Well, it's better then Jack I guess. Jack is such a common name.

Well I hope this outpouring of your relationship woes over social media was catharsis for you. It's damn entertaining for us at least!

Cmon, cunt... you’re due for a COMPLETE spin out.

https://youtu.be/mKl11EzMTAE

HIT ME BITCHES

CMON, FUCKERS!!!
FUCKING HIT ME THROUGH YOUR WEBCAMS


SMACK ME DOWN

You losers actually made it so my posts require.. “moderator approval”..?

It’s simultaneously barf inducing and confusing how.. just... DUMB you all are. And PSYCHOTICALLY obsessed with ALL OF US in this GODDAMN “farm” WE NEVER KNEW EXISTED UNTIL YOU “GREW” US.

Christina Westover: Danny Moonhawk says wasuuppppp. We exchanged names cause, ya know, you DID send Ashton Robertson a similar threatening email in December of 2014.. so D = Darth Azakai for reasons. Charlie is none of your concern. Neither is Roo.

It’s you vs. Darth Moonhawke and Darth Azakai until sunrise, whether you LIKE it or not, Christina.

You NASTY... OLD.. WHORE-PIG.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I used to think those long strings of posts insulting Jack were just her projectile vomitting her hatred into the void, but it seems now that she's actually answering to imaginary replies at times.

John S. Bulla speedrun, I tell you.

Cause, ya know... “kids” grow up.

Right, Doreen Virtue?

I was a KID at 25.

But I still STORMED the UNDERGROUND CITY at Disneyland that January with intention... didn’t I?

Comedy gold.

BECAUSE y’all are TRYING TO ENTER ME

Trust me, no one is willing to enter you. Never stick your dick in crazy (secually).

I made a voodoo doll of you and I'm force feeding it pickles

Make her eat olives instead, it seems to be something she craves.

 

[ELLE101]

I used to think those long strings of posts insulting Jack were just her projectile vomitting her hatred into the void, but it seems now that she's actually answering to imaginary replies at times.

John S. Bulla speedrun, I tell you.

Comedy gold.

Trust me, no one is willing to enter you. Never stick your dick in crazy (secually).

Make her eat olives instead, it seems to be something she craves.

JACK, LET THE PIG GO IN VALLEY CENTER, CALIFORNIA.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Eighteen naked JACKS in the showers at JACK Ranch
Big hard throbbing JACKS wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked JACKS wanting to be fucked
JACKS in the shower at JACK Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck JACK cocks
JACK Ranch really rocks

I'm in the middle of your first movie. Shit's pretty boring. Why did you carve random words into that statue of Baphomet?

 

[The Un-Clit]

You losers actually made it so my posts require.. “moderator approval”..?

No, that would be you as the result of your own actions. I DID warn you the jannies were going to get tired of cleaning up after your autistic shitflinging huge images across multiple posts.

In fact, they were pretty damn merciful, all they did was set it up so that they didn't have to check your thread non-stop, they set it so they could clean it up BEFORE releasing it to the thread.

They could have restricted you to text only or even banned you (which I hope they don't, you're as amusing as early Chris-Chan) so take the lesson to heart, Lizzie.

(P.S. take your fucking meds, would you?)

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

JACK, LET THE PIG GO IN VALLEY CENTER, CALIFORNIA.

Is that who and where I am?

Maybe we're looking at this the entirely wrong way. Maybe these aren't the ramblings of a crazy person, maybe she's just socially awkward as fuck and into dirty-talk and really weird roleplays in bed?

 

[Lurked]

Lol, tell her Lizzy says wassaaaahhhhhhh


And I’m not smoking weed tonight. I stopped around 3pm, thanks for your concern... I only used it when I was practicing my weak ass foam sword fighting crap to make sure my muscles didn’t get seized

You should use it to relax your mind and body. Take a couple of puffs and look back on some of the things you've posted to this thread, and try to have a sense of humor about it (remember, weed makes most people giggle).

It's not an effective anti-psychotic, but marijuana can be calming. What if we've been looking at this the wrong way? Maybe Elora's skitzoposting is the result of a chronic stoner cutting down our running out...

Oh! And stop remote viewing people you uncouth weirdo.

 

[ELLE101]

If nobody else is going to say it, I will.

@LL137 you need to put down the weed and take your meds.(Sexually)

Jack - you need to put down your phone(s) and get the fuck out of America. You’re such a goddamn freak. SUCH a freak. I’m not expending my energy on this fucking site for much longer - you WILL be on a plane back to England very, very soon.

DEAL WITH IT, faggot.
I AM ALLOWED TO DIVORCE YOU.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Jack - you need to put down your phone(s) and get the fuck out of America. You’re such a goddamn freak. SUCH a freak. I’m not expending my energy on this fucking site for much longer - you WILL be on a plane back to England very, very soon.

DEAL WITH IT, faggot.
I AM ALLOWED TO DIVORCE YOU.

Show us the signed divorce papers.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Show us the signed divorce papers.

Based on that recording she posted he was going to do it himself and fight to get citizenship on account of his spouse having gone bugfuck insane.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Jack - you need to put down your phone(s) and get the fuck out of America. You’re such a goddamn freak. SUCH a freak. I’m not expending my energy on this fucking site for much longer - you WILL be on a plane back to England very, very soon.

DEAL WITH IT, faggot.
I AM ALLOWED TO DIVORCE YOU.

Fuckin try me bitch, you're nuttier than squirrel shit.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Based on that recording she posted he was going to do it himself and fight to get citizenship on account of his spouse having gone bugfuck insane.

It was rhetorical...

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Remember, Lizzie, if you really want to hurt somebody over the internet, especially this site, you have to do it right. Learn from the Master, the one who has spent fifteen years battling the Jack army. Learn how he curses his enemies:

 

[Burd Turglar]

Remember, Lizzie, if you really want to hurt somebody over the internet, especially this site, you have to do it right. Learn from the Master, the one who has spent fifteen years battling the Jack army. Learn how he curses his enemies:

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Spoiler that shit dude! You've doomed us all!!

 

[Spergichu]

Remember, Lizzie, if you really want to hurt somebody over the internet, especially this site, you have to do it right. Learn from the Master, the one who has spent fifteen years battling the Jack army. Learn how he curses his enemies:

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At least she hasn't cursed us in the name of Yahooah.

 

[Letora]

This is why you don't maintain relationships or friendships with people who have schizophrenia. Once you get in their head, they'll have an episode and plaster your social media accounts all over random websites for years. Why the fuck does she keep posting photos of that one dude? And who are those girls?

 

[Burd Turglar]

This is why you don't maintain relationships or friendships with people who have schizophrenia. Once you get in their head, they'll have an episode and plaster your social media accounts all over random websites for years. Why the fuck does she keep posting photos of that one dude? And who are those girls?

That dude is clearly Jack, er, I mean me and more than half this thread. Those girls are probably just a bunch of chicks she was friends with till she slipped back into her current episode. My guess is she thinks they all fucked Jack, er, us and if someone got all autistic dick tracy they could find most of them on FB or Insta and line a couple of them up with the female names she constantly calls people like @The Un-Clit

But that's just a theory.......a schizo theory.