Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[TaserLaser21]

There is some tragedy to Russhole's life, but there didn't have to be. And I would say that 80%-90% of that tragedy has been self-inflicted by Russ himself. Russ only has himself to blame for the state of his life and all the negative aspects in it. There have been plenty of people with the exact same condition as Russ (physically at least) or even worse disabilities who still have lived happy, rich, full lives without wallowing in negativity, self-pity, and blaming everyone else for their problems. So whatever inherent tragedy that exists in Russhole's life that he isn't to blame for is greatly outweighed by all the self-inflicted tragedy that is 100% his fault. No one forced him to pursue asinine dreams and ridiculously unrealistic and unreasonable goals. No one put a gun to his head and insisted that he ignore everyone who tried to make him see sense and live in the real world. Nobody twisted his arm to make him turn his back on his real friends and family for not feeding into his delusions. There isn't anyone waiting around to slit his throat if he stops the numerous other heinous things he does. That's all been on Russell Greer, and therefore I'm unable to drum up a shred of sympathy for the miniscule amount of genuine tragedy in his life.

Oh I know that's why I said his story is like the divine comedy the inferno (his hell) is the product of everything he's ever done wrong and the furthest he'll ever reach is purgatory, which would be his lawsuits trying to reach his blessed paradise which would be Taylor sucking him his penis. The difference between Dante and Russ is that Dante actually learned and had a level of self awareness Russ will never achieve. and that's why I said we're the ones in Paradise as we see all this and find lulz from it along with having prescience and forethought for the ramifications of his actions. Essentially it's a parody of the true divine comedy which I find immense irony in the fact Russ acts holier than thou.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He doesn't understand that you have to state a cause of action or even that you have to serve the defendant properly. Not even after having it repeatedly explained to him.

The fact that he can't serve people properly even after being told how does cast doubt on my claim that he's not a sped. I think he's below average IQ coupled with raging narcissism and entitlement issues. He thinks he made an effort to serve TS or whoever, so that should count. The fact it doesn't work that way at all is lost on him, the same as hygiene.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

LDS Business College is hardly even a real school. It's for the Mormon kids who aren't equipped to go to an actual university so they go and get some kind of certificate. They don't even have 4 year degrees there. I don't think there's a single entry requirement besides from agreeing to the Mormon rules and being able to pay.

Is it Mormon's or Jehova's Witnesses that don't actually approve of people getting a higher education because it takes away from God or their missionary work or something? I know it's one of the two and considering LDS Business College doesn't even offer 4 year course there's got to be something there where it's discouraged.

Seriously while a Bachelors is hardly an achievement today, because everybody and their dog has one, unless you are exceptional in the literal sense of the word a 2 year Associates degree is worthless.

 

[courteouslemur]

Is it Mormon's or Jehova's Witnesses that don't actually approve of people getting a higher education because it takes away from God or their missionary work or something? I know it's one of the two and considering LDS Business College doesn't even offer 4 year course there's got to be something there where it's discouraged.

Seriously while a Bachelors is hardly an achievement today, because everybody and their dog has one, unless you are exceptional in the literal sense of the word a 2 year Associates degree is worthless.

The existence of Brigham Young University suggests that the LDS is ok with higher ed. No idea JWs.

 

[Easy Peasy]

BYU has a 67% acceptance rate with 98% of their student population being LDS
Granted that's the Provo campus. the acceptance rate at BYU-Idaho and BYU-Hawaii are much higher, but lower on the status symbol meter

I don't usually go much further south of Sugar House. It gets a little to sterile down that way. (Think Stepford Wives)

LDS Business College has a 100% acceptance rate

Does any of this matter? Probably not. But Russ is being a little boring again and I can talk about Utah. It's going to snow tomorrow. and Thursday. and Friday.

edit: 98% of BYU Cougars are Mormon. I originally said 89%

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Is it Mormon's or Jehova's Witnesses that don't actually approve of people getting a higher education because it takes away from God or their missionary work or something? I know it's one of the two and considering LDS Business College doesn't even offer 4 year course there's got to be something there where it's discouraged.

Seriously while a Bachelors is hardly an achievement today, because everybody and their dog has one, unless you are exceptional in the literal sense of the word a 2 year Associates degree is worthless.

That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of. They believe the end times are soon upon us, so getting a university education is pointless and distracting. The Mormons I've known have been just fine with university educations, though the more conservative ones would strongly prefer their kids attend LDS-aligned schools like BYU rather than secular schools.

 

[MysticMisty]

or even that you have to serve the defendant properly. Not even after having it repeatedly explained to him.

It's Russ, so I'm not sure if he genuinely doesn't understand, or that as always the rules shouldn't apply to him.

 

[AnOminous]

It's Russ, so I'm not sure if he genuinely doesn't understand, or that as always the rules shouldn't apply to him.

Speaking of which, he is repeatedly perplexed that the person he sues doesn't have to show up in court but can appear through counsel, despite that also happening to him repeatedly. He may not be clinically retarded but he is very stupid.

 

[TaserLaser21]

Speaking of which, he is repeatedly perplexed that the person he sues doesn't have to show up in court but can appear through counsel, despite that also happening to him repeatedly. He may not be clinically retarded but he is very stupid.

At this point he's reached the literal point of insanity. Always doing one thing expecting he'll get the outcome he wants but doesn't get why it never happens. It has more to do with megalomania and insanity than anything I've seen. I mean he tried to get prostitution Legalized in Utah, but doesn't realize that there are woman who don't want to fuck him. People let him get away with too much not preparing him for the real world and now we're seeing a man who's sanity was fragile at best shatter and now he is trying to assert some control he has perceived he has lost and can't understand why nothing ever goes his way.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Speaking of which, he is repeatedly perplexed that the person he sues doesn't have to show up in court but can appear through counsel, despite that also happening to him repeatedly. He may not be clinically retarded but he is very stupid.

Yeah, you'd think he'd learn after Farrah Abraham that the defendant doesn't have to show up in court.

At this point he's reached the literal point of insanity. Always doing one thing expecting he'll get the outcome he wants but doesn't get why it never happens. It has more to do with megalomania and insanity than anything I've seen. I mean he tried to get prostitution Legalized in Utah, but doesn't realize that there are woman who don't want to fuck him. People let him get away with too much not preparing him for the real world and now we're seeing a man who's sanity was fragile at best shatter and now he is trying to assert some control he has perceived he has lost and can't understand why nothing ever goes his way.

He was genuinely baffled that serving a law firm that had represented TS in the past wasn't going to work, even after it was explained to him that they weren't authorized to accept service. He argued that they could just pass it on to her like he did when he was in the mail room at a law firm. He tried the same thing in his latest suit and was told the exact same thing, but decided to wait instead of finding another way to serve TS because he thought the lawyer he served might change his mind.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

The existence of Brigham Young University suggests that the LDS is ok with higher ed. No idea JWs.

My neighbor was a jw. They discourage schooling because in reality, it could lead to them questioning the world. They are a cult, make no mistake of it.

Men usually work in a trade, women stay home.

 

[TaserLaser21]

Yeah, you'd think he'd learn after Farrah Abraham that the defendant doesn't have to show up in court.

He was genuinely baffled that serving a law firm that had represented TS in the past wasn't going to work, even after it was explained to him that they weren't authorized to accept service. He argued that they could just pass it on to her like he did when he was in the mail room at a law firm. He tried the same thing in his latest suit and was told the exact same thing, but decided to wait instead of finding another way to serve TS because he thought the lawyer he served might change his mind.

That's why I said it is literally the definition of insanity he expects an outcome and expecting he can make it happen but fails everytime and doesn't understand why. He may be stupid but, he is also insane.

 

[Coin Ops]

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Unrealistic, I know. A class act like Max Rebo would never accept a second keyboard player of Greer's calibre into his band, although I think Sy Snootles would be safe from his advances. She's a five on a good day.

They wanted him to stand in the back by that saggy-pants thug Lando, but frick that! Russ wrote a song for Jabba the Stud so he needs the spotlight!

The floor in front of Jabba even looks different than the rest of the floor, so it's obviously meant for someone who is different-but-totally-kicking-his-disability's-butt to be standing there!

 

[AbraCadaver]

lol, I bet this has Russ seething with rage:

Taylor Swift is truly the gift that keeps on giving, as she donated to a college student’s tuition so she can live out her dream of becoming a mathematician.

How dare Taylor spend money that SHOULD be going to Russell in his multimillions lawsuits against her. Does she even realize her money is basically his, by dint of being his future girlfriend who just doesn’t know it yet?

Guess he’ll just have to teach her the hard way, by bankrupting her in court. She’ll get her money back eventually, in small weekly paychecks, while she polishes his Grammys as his maid.

Things Russell Greer has actually believed.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Yeah, you'd think he'd learn after Farrah Abraham that the defendant doesn't have to show up in court.

He was genuinely baffled that serving a law firm that had represented TS in the past wasn't going to work, even after it was explained to him that they weren't authorized to accept service. He argued that they could just pass it on to her like he did when he was in the mail room at a law firm. He tried the same thing in his latest suit and was told the exact same thing, but decided to wait instead of finding another way to serve TS because he thought the lawyer he served might change his mind.

Hell, he tried the same lazy shit with NULL at first, telling him it was Null's job to police his site once he had been served with a request from his Russness, triggering the legendary response: "that is absolutely not how it works and you can literally eat shit you gimpyfaced retard. put this in your lawsuit cuck"

He finally learned on that one. As usual, it takes a hard slap of reality in his broken face before he acknowledges anything outside his reality distortion field.

 

[TractorGirl]

Imagine a world where they actually let Russhole on AGT: he wouldn’t be able to help himself sperging about TS’s discrimination on live television. My make-a-wish request is exactly this.

 

[Uzumaki]

Now that I'm caught up with the thread it was really interesting rereading my analysis of his statement of claim against the farms now that I know who the hell this weirdo is. Reading the claim was actually my introduction to him. At the time I misinterpreted his unique blend of narcissism, stupidity, and obstinance as one person, and his bare minimum legal education as a second separate person, because I could not reconcile them co-existing in the same individual. How he can rant like an unhinged lunatic and articulate no link between the harm he's describing and the person he's suing on the one hand, and still have what he's writing retain the basic form and shape of a statement of claim in the other.

What a ride.

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I also just want to dredge this back up to laugh about how the coronavirus restrictions were going to be lifted in "a few weeks".

 

[Hamsteroid]

Hell, he tried the same lazy shit with NULL at first, telling him it was Null's job to police his site once he had been served with a request from his Russness, triggering the legendary response: "that is absolutely not how it works and you can literally eat shit you gimpyfaced retard. put this in your lawsuit cuck"

He finally learned on that one. As usual, it takes a hard slap of reality in his broken face before he acknowledges anything outside his reality distortion field.

I miss Russ' signature in the footer

 

[French Slut]

Is it Mormon's or Jehova's Witnesses that don't actually approve of people getting a higher education because it takes away from God or their missionary work or something? I know it's one of the two and considering LDS Business College doesn't even offer 4 year course there's got to be something there where it's discouraged.

Seriously while a Bachelors is hardly an achievement today, because everybody and their dog has one, unless you are exceptional in the literal sense of the word a 2 year Associates degree is worthless.

The Mormons are very education-friendly for a conservative faith. They're a cult but they're a high achieving one. Several of their prophets have been scientists. BYU isn't exactly an elite school but not that far from it. I mean you can take an evolutionary biology course there and everything. They're a big feeder school into dental and med programs. It's not like just weird Christian stuff.

LDS Business College is more akin to a community college with some more specialized programs. The Mormons who aren't smart enough to get into BYU go to another (secular) university in Utah and then whoever's left and cares about being Mormon might get filtered into LDS Business College.

 

[Very Honest Content]

So a couple of things;

Being on probation he'd have to tell the court he moved Las Vegas or be in violation of his sentence terms. Being in Vegas means he'll soon be blacklisted on every hooker in the state's list of problem clients to never serve. Being in that red jacket means I can't stop laughing.

Now, with all that out of the way, I kind of have to move him up the personal scale of respect for leaving Utah to pursue his dream of making it in entertainment. Compared to all the other lolcows who cry oppression at weak garbage like mean opinions they read on Twitter and the like, I can't even laugh at Russ for taking the plunge. I still find him despicable as a person but have to give him credit for following his dream however Quixotic it remains. What a timeline we've run ourselves into!