Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I think deep down Russ knows he's not as good as other people at whatever he's trying to do. But he believes his disability entitles him to special treatment, not equal treatment. He expected Taylor's people to grant him an exception to the "no unsolicited works" policy because he's disabled. He expected Null to take down this thread for the exact same reason. I have little doubt when he doesn't get accepted to be on AGT he's going to rail about discrimination and how they should have accepted him because he's disabled. Oh sure, he acts like he's awesome at whatever he does, but since he continually tries to get people to relax their criteria just for him, I think on some level he's aware he's not very accomplished at things.

Also, am I a bad person for hoping he has the pants to go with that jacket? I think I've stared into the abyss too long.

 

[The Dude]

This is true, and the megalomania and narcissism coupled with the disconnect from reality has been the utmost gift to the world for the laughs it provides us. Yet I would be remiss if I didn't say that this makes the story of Russ somewhat tragic like the divine comedy, whereas Russhole is still in the Inferno (darkwood) aka his sins of lust and the lies to try to make himself look better in any capacity. The issue is the man will never recognize this because of that disconnect from reality or due to his narcissism he'll continue to blame others but. With the hearty lulz we've gotten you could say we're the ones in the Paradisio (Paradise) where Russ wants to be but will never reach.

There is some tragedy to Russhole's life, but there didn't have to be. And I would say that 80%-90% of that tragedy has been self-inflicted by Russ himself. Russ only has himself to blame for the state of his life and all the negative aspects in it. There have been plenty of people with the exact same condition as Russ (physically at least) or even worse disabilities who still have lived happy, rich, full lives without wallowing in negativity, self-pity, and blaming everyone else for their problems. So whatever inherent tragedy that exists in Russhole's life that he isn't to blame for is greatly outweighed by all the self-inflicted tragedy that is 100% his fault. No one forced him to pursue asinine dreams and ridiculously unrealistic and unreasonable goals. No one put a gun to his head and insisted that he ignore everyone who tried to make him see sense and live in the real world. Nobody twisted his arm to make him turn his back on his real friends and family for not feeding into his delusions. There isn't anyone waiting around to slit his throat if he stops the numerous other heinous things he does. That's all been on Russell Greer, and therefore I'm unable to drum up a shred of sympathy for the miniscule amount of genuine tragedy in his life.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

The rockstar experience was missing one thing. Don't worry, I gotchu Russ.

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Unrealistic, I know. A class act like Max Rebo would never accept a second keyboard player of Greer's calibre into his band, although I think Sy Snootles would be safe from his advances. She's a five on a good day.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Unrealistic, I know. A class act like Max Rebo would never accept a second keyboard player of Greer's calibre into his band, although I think Sy Snootles would be safe from his advances. She's a five on a good day.

The Mos Espa cantina is the only place where Russ wouldn't stick out like a sore thumb. Unfortunately for him, it doesn't exist.

 

[TractorGirl]

A lot of the popular PUA stuff centers on ditching that fake "nice guy persona", which Russ seems to be in love with; he'd have to admit he's not really "nice" but just pretends to be so when he thinks it suits his interest, and acts like an asshole when it doesn't get him the pussy he thinks he's "owed".

Other than basic, commonsensical stuff which you could find in a lot of different books, most of the "PUA" stuff is infected by the egos of the authors who want to invent unnecessarily complicated "systems" in order to stand out or boister their image as some "Don Juan who knows all the ins and outs of picking up chicks" - if you removed most of that fluff and just boiled it down to fairly basic, commensal stuff, there wouldn't be much to "sell".

If you search around, some of the PUA stuff borders on creepy as well, such as telling guys to "grab women's hands and put them on your genitals" to "display dominance" - I could almost imagine Russ trying something like that and it backfiring big time, lmao

I’d love Russ to drop the “Nice Guy” persona and go full Asshole Tucker Max. Wonder if he can feel it when he gets punched in the face?

 

[DrJonesHat]

There is some tragedy to Russhole's life, but there didn't have to be. And I would say that 80%-90% of that tragedy has been self-inflicted by Russ himself. Russ only has himself to blame for the state of his life and all the negative aspects in it. There have been plenty of people with the exact same condition as Russ (physically at least) or even worse disabilities who still have lived happy, rich, full lives without wallowing in negativity, self-pity, and blaming everyone else for their problems. So whatever inherent tragedy that exists in Russhole's life that he isn't to blame for is greatly outweighed by all the self-inflicted tragedy that is 100% his fault. No one forced him to pursue asinine dreams and ridiculously unrealistic and unreasonable goals. No one put a gun to his head and insisted that he ignore everyone who tried to make him see sense and live in the real world. Nobody twisted his arm to make him turn his back on his real friends and family for not feeding into his delusions. There isn't anyone waiting around to slit his throat if he stops the numerous other heinous things he does. That's all been on Russell Greer, and therefore I'm unable to drum up a shred of sympathy for the miniscule amount of genuine tragedy in his life.

I lost any sympathy I might have had when he defamed a sex worker by stating she had AIDS after she slammed down boundaries on him when tried to isolate her from her friends. Classic abuser behavior.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I’d love Russ to drop the “Nice Guy” persona and go full Asshole Tucker Max. Wonder if he can feel it when he gets punched in the face?

We've seen him lash out at people, making wild accusations like having AIDs, dying of cancer, telling people to kill themselves.
But I agree I'd love to see the results of him acting like a big man and getting his nose broken by a pimp, or even better by a hooker who knows how to handle herself.

But it will never happen because Russ is a coward who only acts tough when he's behind a computer screen, in court he just slinks into a hunchback position and lets the real lawyers berate him.

But god the schadenfreude from watching him get the same abuse he threatens others with would make me scream with delight.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I’d love Russ to drop the “Nice Guy” persona and go full Asshole Tucker Max. Wonder if he can feel it when he gets punched in the face?

I don't know if he can physically feel it, but if he lost any teeth he'd REEEEEE about it until the end of time. Archaeologists 10,000 years hence would dig up a bizarre lumpy, strangely slack-jawed skull missing several teeth, and be puzzled by a faint murmuring sound. If they put their ears close to the skull's jaw, the sound would resolve as a never-ending mushy-mouthed whisper: "muh teef... muh teef... muh teef..."

 

[TractorGirl]

I don't know if he can physically feel it, but if he lost any teeth he'd REEEEEE about it until the end of time. Archaeologists 10,000 years hence would dig up a bizarre lumpy, strangely slack-jawed skull missing several teeth, and be puzzled by a faint murmuring sound. If they put their ears close to the skull's jaw, the sound would resolve as a never-ending mushy-mouthed whisper: "muh teef... muh teef... muh teef..."

Would be a nice change from muh plights

 

[StraightShooter2]

lol, I bet this has Russ seething with rage:

Taylor Swift is truly the gift that keeps on giving, as she donated to a college student’s tuition so she can live out her dream of becoming a mathematician.

 

[DrJonesHat]

But god the schadenfreude from watching him get the same abuse he threatens others with would make me scream with delight.

I'd like to see him sue someone for his usual bullshit reasons and get countersued and end up owing a lot of money.

 

[Meredith Swift]

lol, I bet this has Russ seething with rage:

Taylor Swift is truly the gift that keeps on giving, as she donated to a college student’s tuition so she can live out her dream of becoming a mathematician.

"BUT SHE DIDNT EVEN PUT IN ANY EFFORT ALL SHE DID WAS GET INTO A TOP UNIVERSITY THAT SHE NEVER SHOULD HAVE APPLIED TO IF SHE KNEW SHE WAS SO POOR! MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE BEING GOOD AT MATH AND HAVING AMBITION!!!!!!

I WROTE TAYLOR A SONG TO FLATTER HER! SHE SHOULD BE GIVING ME $50k FOR MY PLIGHTS AFTER SHE BEAT ME UP AND STOLE MY PANTS AND TOOK A SHIT IN MY OPEN MOUTH figuratively !"

(also insert sperging about how he's a "college" "graduate" and how that makes him more special because he's DISABLED dammit)

 

[DrJonesHat]

"BUT SHE DIDNT EVEN PUT IN ANY EFFORT ALL SHE DID WAS GET INTO A TOP UNIVERSITY THAT SHE NEVER SHOULD HAVE APPLIED TO IF SHE KNEW SHE WAS SO POOR! MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE BEING GOOD AT MATH AND HAVING AMBITION!!!!!!

I WROTE TAYLOR A SONG TO FLATTER HER! SHE SHOULD BE GIVING ME $50k FOR MY PLIGHTS AFTER SHE BEAT ME UP AND STOLE MY PANTS AND TOOK A SHIT IN MY OPEN MOUTH figuratively !"

(also insert sperging about how he's a "college" "graduate" and how that makes him more special because he's DISABLED dammit)

According to Nipplesswoman, the college they went to was not very good. She had to learn a lot of stuff on the job, which she did because she realized the school didn't teach her a lot of things she needed to know. But Russ waves his degree around like he went to fucking Harvard Law School. I noticed he hasn't used the "I work in an office and have a college degree" line in a while. I wonder if someone got it through his trauma-lumped skull that's not impressive.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

According to Nipplesswoman, the college they went to was not very good. She had to learn a lot of stuff on the job, which she did because she realized the school didn't teach her a lot of things she needed to know. But Russ waves his degree around like he went to fucking Harvard Law School. I noticed he hasn't used the "I work in an office and have a college degree" line in a while. I wonder if someone got it through his trauma-lumped skull that's not impressive.

To be fair, a college degree would've been impressive 40-50 years ago, and Russ does have the mind of both a Boomer and 12 year-old.

 

[DrJonesHat]

To be fair, a college degree would've been impressive 40-50 years ago, and Russ does have the mind of both a Boomer and 12 year-old.

And it's a fucking associates at that. A Bachelor's isn't even that impressive nowadays. You gotta have a Masters before people take notice.

 

[The Great Citracett]

It's extra impressive because while the average person only spends two years getting that degree, Russ made an extra effort and spent FIVE.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I noticed he hasn't used the "I work in an office and have a college degree" line in a while. I wonder if someone got it through his trauma-lumped skull that's not impressive.

Even he knows how questionable it is now. He hasn’t worked as a paralegal in five years and his “office jobs” after that were entry-level dead-end grunt work that doesn’t require a degree, like document processing. Now it seems likely that he’s not even working in an office at all. If he really is scrubbing toilets at the Rio, maybe he’ll start to say he’s in the casino business.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's extra impressive because while the average person only spends two years getting that degree, Russ made an extra effort and spent FIVE.

I think part of the delay was because he took some time off to work extra jobs so he could fund his hooker expeditions. But I wonder how many times he had to retake classes. He's not an actual sped. If he was, he couldn't navigate the court system on his own. Yes, his filings are idiotic, but he understands what the court system is for, and the basics of how to use it. But he's so goddamn arrogant I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few classes he blew off because he thought he didn't need to study.

Even he knows how questionable it is now. He hasn’t worked as a paralegal in five years and his “office jobs” after that were entry-level dead-end grunt work that doesn’t require a degree, like document processing. Now it seems likely that he’s not even working in an office at all. If he really is scrubbing toilets at the Rio, maybe he’ll start to say he’s in the casino business.

If he is working at/for a casino and it's not custodial work, he's probably a clerk in a back office somewhere. No way they let someone on probation for anything handle money. Yeah, his crime wasn't financial, but a lot of places won't let people on probation do anything sensitive because they've already shown their morals aren't the greatest.

 

[French Slut]

LDS Business College is hardly even a real school. It's for the Mormon kids who aren't equipped to go to an actual university so they go and get some kind of certificate. They don't even have 4 year degrees there. I don't think there's a single entry requirement besides from agreeing to the Mormon rules and being able to pay.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, his filings are idiotic, but he understands what the court system is for, and the basics of how to use it.

He doesn't understand that you have to state a cause of action or even that you have to serve the defendant properly. Not even after having it repeatedly explained to him.