Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Is it just me or does he look more grey than ever in this latest vid? I honestly can't remember looking back if it's always been this bad. God damn the street life is aging him like milk.

 

[Josef Mengele]

It's Lucas and he's a known liar so don't know.

ETA:
A day later, after we've talked about the supposed take down of Isik and why the Freak didn't say anything the day it happened -- Now he made video on it. Oh Dorothy says Hi to him and smiles as her eyes squint. That squint must mean she's hot for Lucas right.
ETA2:
Now the Freak is adding Isik threatened Dorothy with rape
ETA3: The "story" is totally changed.
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Lucas committed another slip here too, he said that when Izik fell over he just left him there, last night, we heard Lucas saying Shareef tackled him. Secondly, women don't want men who don't take action, or don't try to help in those situations. All Lucas is saying here is, that if you need him to take action he wont do it. Izik could have died there, and Lucas with his predator mind, would view it as one less competitor. It really shows us how unwilling and how useless Lucas truly is.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I believe most of Lucas' latest video on Dorothy. He hangs out with druggie losers, and he's getting used by a girl for free shit that has told him she has a bf and there's no chance, but it's the closest Lucas has gotten for years so he's hopeful. I feel for Lucas in this scenario tbh, at least until he does something stupid again soon, or changes the story for a 3rd time.

 

[WonderWino]

Is it just me or does he look more grey than ever in this latest vid? I honestly can't remember looking back if it's always been this bad. God damn the street life is aging him like milk.

Indeed he is. But lucas will of course hand wave that away. He isn't old, he's just becoming a true, virile silverback male, ready to father children

then I made 2 flank steak rolls with spinach and cheese stuff in them. and I asked her if she wanted one and she she said I don't know about cheese and spinach

....So flank steaks rolled up with spinach and melted cheese. That sounds horrifying. and what I wonder, are the odds that lucas cross contaminated the spinach by putting it directly on the raw meat, like he did with the asparagus and raw chicken back in the day. She better be careful, lest she end up with a case of food poisoning

and of course he is completely oblivious to the low key 'that food looks terrible I don't think its a good idea for me to eat it' statement made there, and still pushes it on her anyway

She said she had a boyfriend while we were talking outside about her tattoos but I made her that flank steak anyway because I thought it be pretty good to have a friend and that's where it's at right now.

Translation: i'm trying to steal her from her boyfriend using horrifying food. After calling everyone else greedy or bad people for doing such things

Lucas getting his ass beat by said boyfriend over such behavior would be hilarious. So would him getting kicked out of the shelter over such an incident

and of course, his story keeps changing, which is more proof he made the entire thing up and this woman doesn't even exist. If she did, there would be no reason to make up such incidents. Its not like he hasn't made up women before and done stuff like this

 

[mothman96]

I believe most of Lucas' latest video on Dorothy. He hangs out with druggie losers, and he's getting used by a girl for free shit that has told him she has a bf and there's no chance, but it's the closest Lucas has gotten for years so he's hopeful. I feel for Lucas in this scenario tbh, at least until he does something stupid again soon, or changes the story for a 3rd time.

I don't. He's a POS Predator. He hung out with Isik,etc, gave him weed/food for the sole purpose of getting him to hook him up with a girl. The shelter girl, the Freak is trying to get between her legs by giving her steak, cigarettes, etc. He likely thinks if he keeps giving her stuff she'll drop her boyfriend for him. So I say good for them for taking the Freak for what they can get.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don't. He's a POS Predator. He hung out with Isik,etc, gave him weed/food for the sole purpose of getting him to hook him up with a girl. The shelter girl, the Freak is trying to get between her legs by giving her steak, cigarettes, etc. He likely thinks if he keeps giving her stuff she'll drop her boyfriend for him. So I say good for them for taking the Freak for what they can get.

Lucas may be a predator, but he's doing what every guy does trying to get laid. Assuming this girl is 18+, I'm not going to shit on him for it. He probably sees guys giving girls drugs in exchange for sex daily. Lucas will obviously fail, which is funny, as I enjoy simp bitches like him failing.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas may be a predator, but he's doing what every guy does trying to get laid. Assuming this girl is 18+, I'm not going to shit on him for it. He probably sees guys giving girls drugs in exchange for sex daily. Lucas will obviously fail, which is funny, as I enjoy simp bitches like him failing.

He's a Pedo so I will shit on him.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He's now made both creased and uncreased cap brims verboten, despite having worn a cap himself (with his adorable mullet-ponytail pulled thru the snapback) this past year.

Yesterday, he muttered yet again about Isik (every time I write the name with that short-bus spelling I quite literally wince) being "aggressive", or was it "violent"? Whichever; I love that Isik *shudder* has Lucas's number enough that he knows the taller, heavier man TWICE HIS AGE can literally be slapped in the face, can literally have his toasterbortion sandwiches drawn on with a marker (and let's be real; a little sharpie ain't gonna stop Dr. Nigga from inhaling his PBJ briquette) and will do NOTHING IN RETURN.

This makes me inordinately happy.

I imagine their exchanges, like a battered wife and her abusive man:

*SLAP*

"Ouch! Please stop hitting me! Move on!"

"I told you, if you talk about your magic jizz again, Lucas, ima have to slap you for your own good. Nobody talks like that, man! I wanna smack your gourd enough that you Pavlov getting a beating with your pseudoscience, get it?"

"I dunno, Isik. I'm pretty bipolar and stupid. You'd probably have to smack me a whole heck of a lot!"

"Can do, my bitch boy amigo. My brother can sub out shifts when my hands get tired. We'll beat the creepy out of you!"

"Gee, thanks, Isik! You really DO love me! You're not so bad for a border-jumper! I wanna smoke a joint so dank it makes me say "nig-"

*SLAP*

Thank you for the word “toasterbortion.”

He could get knuckle tats; 'T E L O' and 'M E R E'

He’s got five fingers on each hand, i say get “NOT IN” and “CARDS”.

It's Lucas and he's a known liar so don't know.

ETA:
A day later, after we've talked about the supposed take down of Isik and why the Freak didn't say anything the day it happened -- Now he made video on it. Oh Dorothy says Hi to him and smiles as her eyes squint. That squint must mean she's hot for Lucas right.
ETA2:
Now the Freak is adding Isik threatened Dorothy with rape
ETA3: The "story" is totally changed.
ETA4: The "story"

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HAHAHA she immediately did the “I have a boyfriend” thing to him, just in case he was getting any ideas. Too bad for Dorothy that Lucas gets mating-dance ideas the second you make eye contact. He still tried to make her eat a steak she didn’t want after that, because does your boyfriend ruin steak for you in a dirty toaster oven???? I think not! Leave him for meeeeee!!!

Having nothing else to eat the next morning, she begrudgingly ate the gross congealed leftovers. Foolish girl, now Lucas thinks he’s entitled to impregnate you. He put food in your stomach!! He’s super in love now and you OWE him!

I want the boyfriend to show up at the shelter, if he exists and she wasn’t just saying that to make Lucas go the fuck away. Lucas is Big Creepy Man on her now, but the moment a boyfriend shows up, he’s gonna tuck his mangy tail between his fat legs, scurry into the men’s room and record a sobbing, raging video about agephobic sluts.

Pretty impressive that a woman grifting Lucas for money and food STILL drops the “I have a boyfriend” line. She can’t even stand to be around him long enough to fake singledom for his EBT card money.

 

[mothman96]

Having nothing else to eat the next morning, she begrudgingly ate the gross congealed leftovers. Foolish girl, now Lucas thinks he’s entitled to impregnate you. He put food in your stomach!! He’s super in love now and you OWE him!

I want the boyfriend to show up at the shelter, if he exists and she wasn’t just saying that to make Lucas go the fuck away. Lucas is Big Creepy Man on her now, but the moment a boyfriend shows up, he’s gonna tuck his mangy tail between his fat legs, scurry into the men’s room and record a sobbing, raging video about agephobic sluts.

Pretty impressive that a woman grifting Lucas for money and food STILL drops the “I have a boyfriend” line. She can’t even stand to be around him long enough to fake singledom for his EBT card money.

That's if she actually ate it. She could have dumped it and Lucas thought she ate it because she was so hungry. The shelters do provide meals for the homeless so it wasn't like she would not have anything else to eat.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Lucas may be a predator, but he's doing what every guy does trying to get laid.

I don't know about that, but I do know it's not gonna work for him either way.

Thank you for the word “toasterbortion.”

Speaking of which, this latest one has gotta be close competition for least appetizing of all.

Does he know you can actually eat meat without a fuck ton of cheese on it? How is this man's gallbladder still functioning. If I tried this shit as frequently as he does I'd end up in the hospital.

 

[Shitmonger]

....So flank steaks rolled up with spinach and melted cheese. That sounds horrifying. and what I wonder, are the odds that lucas cross contaminated the spinach by putting it directly on the raw meat, like he did with the asparagus and raw chicken back in the day. She better be careful, lest she end up with a case of food poisoning

Lmao isn't this something that Costco sells? Some sort of raw steak rolled up with spinach and cheese that you're supposed to bake in the oven? I'm pretty sure I've seen it next to the regular steaks. Poorly remaking something his mom probably used to buy at Costco and passing it off as his own creation... lol faggot.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Lucas is feeding Muslims pork in his new video lamo ƪ(‾.‾“)┐

 

[Poop Shoot]

If all these catfish don't start posting about how much they love face tattoos,then what's even the point?

Come on, we can make spider face lucas happen.

 

[Wernology]

Lmao isn't this something that Costco sells? Some sort of raw steak rolled up with spinach and cheese that you're supposed to bake in the oven? I'm pretty sure I've seen it next to the regular steaks. Poorly remaking something his mom probably used to buy at Costco and passing it off as his own creation... lol faggot.

Yeah most grocery stores sell something like that and it's awful.

Salt levels aside, flank steak is SO easy to fuck up and if you fuck it up it's impossible to chew unless you're some kind of dog, cat, or other creature with mostly sharp teeth designed for shredding meat.

That oven was so nasty and dirty too. I'm not sure if I want to wait and see if he posts more shit tonight then do the compilation tomorrow or take what he put out today and be done with it.

 

[mothman96]

Yeah most grocery stores sell something like that and it's awful.

Salt levels aside, flank steak is SO easy to fuck up and if you fuck it up it's impossible to chew unless you're some kind of dog, cat, or other creature with mostly sharp teeth designed for shredding meat.

That oven was so nasty and dirty too. I'm not sure if I want to wait and see if he posts more shit tonight then do the compilation tomorrow or take what he put out today and be done with it.

I'm sure that's Lucas's doing.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So the new culinary disaster is chorizo, with 4 whole baby bell cheese rounds half-melted on top, with olives and sweet garlic pickles, warmed in a toaster oven.

I wouldn't feed this to my dog. And he's been dead for two years.

Lucas proudly calls this "gourmet".

Something's up with the Lucas / Isik / Sharif interaction; Lucas's recent vids have been totally bragging over his friendship with "his dawg Sharif".

My guess is Lucas expects Sharif to protect him from Isik.

And I would LOVE to get a rational person's take on what went down, because Lucas's description makes no sense.

You don't fall down as if drunk or sedated when you've smoked crack rocks.

Lucas's previous vids have made it quite clear he doesn't understand the nuances or differences between illegal drugs like coke and heroin, he just uses these things as general-purpose insults, or to handwave behavior he can't make sense of.

 

[WonderWino]

Thank you for the word “toasterbortion.”

He’s got five fingers on each hand, i say get “NOT IN” and “CARDS”.

HAHAHA she immediately did the “I have a boyfriend” thing to him, just in case he was getting any ideas. Too bad for Dorothy that Lucas gets mating-dance ideas the second you make eye contact. He still tried to make her eat a steak she didn’t want after that, because does your boyfriend ruin steak for you in a dirty toaster oven???? I think not! Leave him for meeeeee!!!

Having nothing else to eat the next morning, she begrudgingly ate the gross congealed leftovers. Foolish girl, now Lucas thinks he’s entitled to impregnate you. He put food in your stomach!! He’s super in love now and you OWE him!

I want the boyfriend to show up at the shelter, if he exists and she wasn’t just saying that to make Lucas go the fuck away. Lucas is Big Creepy Man on her now, but the moment a boyfriend shows up, he’s gonna tuck his mangy tail between his fat legs, scurry into the men’s room and record a sobbing, raging video about agephobic sluts.

Pretty impressive that a woman grifting Lucas for money and food STILL drops the “I have a boyfriend” line. She can’t even stand to be around him long enough to fake singledom for his EBT card money.

In other words lucas's mindset is like that of an 18th century british press gang - butter them up enough to accept the kings shilling and before they realize it they're conscripted. or in the werns case, feed her horrifying food and before she knows it shes his juicy ovulator

Plus lucas's chimp brain never questioned the idea that if she has a boyfriend, why would she be living at a homeless shelter with the likes of him

Assuming this isn't all one big lie that lucas made up, if such a boyfriend shows up, as you describe I can totally see a HOC 2.0 chimpout at the girl who he sees as owing him one, cheating on him with her preexisting boyfriend

Lucas is feeding Muslims pork in his new video lamo ƪ(‾.‾“)┐

Lucas better be real careful doing stuff like that. Observant muslims don't fuck around when it comes to pork. if he doesn't realize it was pork and lucas got one over on him lucas may not like how he reacts when he finds out. Thats how you get a shitkicking. and if its one of the more petty ones its a good way of having him call the cops claiming a hate crime by being tricked into eating pork. Thats certainly one way to get rid of lucas from the shelter. and its not like the cops wouldn't run with that, especially considering lucas's questionable statements about minorities. He'd never live that down - 'I have lots of non white friends, except for that one muslim guy who I tricked into eating pork and he flipped out and had me charged with a hate crime for! that fucking trumpanzee socialist bigot!'

That that I expect that to happen, but pushing pork on a muslim is one of those things anyone with a brain knows enough not to do

If all these catfish don't start posting about how much they love face tattoos,then what's even the point?

Come on, we can make spider face lucas happen.

I eagerly await the day lucas gets catfished into getting a chakotay style tribal face tattoo

and I put that last pic of lucas into one of those aging apps. Here are the best ones:

Some of those I can see him resembling in a few years

Also did he seriously put OLIVES in a toaster oven? Thats fucking horrifying. Pickled green olives in a toaster oven. There is a good reason they use the non pickled, ripened black olives on pizzas ffs

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The Yaniv filter at the end is a crossover too far

 

[mothman96]

None of this meshes. Last evening he "cooked" the 2 flank steaks and offered Dorothy 1. Today he said:
Now Dorothy says Hi to him and smiles as her eyes squint (so now-is when she says Hi to him and smiles etc.)

Previously -this past Sunday it was this: He's talking about the same shelter girl right. The one he was talking to, bought all that stuff for and she said "Don't forget mommy's hungry" and "That guy is getting a blow job"-- he followed with "you're not an agephobe etc.

 

[WonderWino]

None of this meshes. Last evening he "cooked" the 2 flank steaks and offered Dorothy 1. Today he said:
Now Dorothy says Hi to him and smiles as her eyes squint (so now-is when she says Hi to him and smiles etc.)
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Previously -this past Sunday it was this: He's talking about the same shelter girl right. The one he was talking to, bought all that stuff for and she said "Don't forget mommy's hungry" and "That guy is getting a blow job"-- he followed with "you're not an agephobe etc.

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....Stuff like that takes me right back to the theory that this woman only exists in lucas's deranged mind