Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

coffeepencil said:
How dramatic. I have no idea whether with his patrons he is serious or just fishing for attention, but he could stop the doing ridiculous stunts and mukbangs, take a hit in subscribers, lose weight, and still be a moderately successful youtuber. Worst case senario he may actually have to get a job and just do youtube part time. Big deal.

Are we supposed to pity him because he destroyed his body on camera for years, made a lot of money doing it, and is just now realizing that there are concequences and this isn't sustainable?

Hell no. Nicholas Perry, you have had people telling you this was a bad idea for years now.

You have two options for this hole you dug yourself, the only two options you have ever had: keep digging or call it quits and start climbing back up.
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He's always saying none of this is real, he's an actor. Any good actor is versatile so it shouldn't be that difficult to create a new act should it Mr Leonardo DiYoutube 😏.
MyriJayyy said:
Yea he’s a lot more honest on his patreon. He says everything on YouTube is an act. Tbh I don’t think he was ever actually happy about being over 300lbs but it made for good content which equals good money. But now he’s realizing that he is trapped in a job that makes him fat and unhealthy so he wants to quit but scared he’ll lose all his income. It’s a valid fear but he did this to himself. Obviously being a mukbanger is not sustainable.
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Last time someone came here telling us what was going on over on nik's patreon without posting screenshots or videos got doxxed and turned out to be a ginger fag... You wouldn't happen to know him would you? 🤔🤔
 
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So the woman-hating fag is now complaining about his lot in life? The little bitch made an absolute bucket of money being a repulsive, one-note slobbering mess on YouTube, and should be thanking his lucky stars for that, as opposed to whining (again, like a little bitch) on Patreon about how he's just so trapped. Poor thing!

Nik, you want to continue living in the manner to which you're accustomed? Well, that just means more depravity. Go make some German scheisse porn, piss porn, whatever it takes: you're doing it anyway, except this time, you can flame away with numerous partners instead of that mustachioed half-lidded halfwit.

He will never have a real job ever again, although I can see him monetizing this experience and parlaying it into a 20/20 interview, or his dumb memoirs, or something to that effect.

Anyone with empathy for Nik is a moron--plain and simple.
 
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He’s always so open about his YouTube career when he goes to order fast food tho. He would go in for a interview for a regular job and they are gonna see how he acts online. I don’t think people will want to hire him tbh.

I do not feel sorry for him one bit. He did this to himself and he has to live with it. He can cry all he wants because it’s not gonna change anything.

But in all reality, if he were to lose a bunch of weight on YouTube, he would get so much attention. He’s just too dumb to think of other ideas instead of the same stupid videos he does 😂

edit: what is grammar??? Wow
 
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Grape_Soda said:
I forget if I posted this here but I did an edit of one of his photos.
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Supreme Leader of Evil said:
View attachment 1889246Least he /tried/

He’s 326 lbs now. Says he lost 15 lbs in 4 days. Huh. Crazy.
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Probably a strong bit of water weight, unironically. That's usually how the first week or two of weight loss goes before you get to the true fat.

He ate fifty oranges in a day? He does realize those are about 75-100 calories an orange (since he seemed like he was having larger oranges)? To each his own.
 
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The-Mad-Asshatter said:
If he wants to lose weight, he could always mukbank vegetables. 20 pounds of greens is only 2000 calories.
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No, please.
Assuming .7g of fiber per oz of greens (depending on the type of quick and dirty research shows depending on plant its .3g per oz to 1.1g per oz) that is 211.7 grams of fiber. Males are "to target" 30 to 38g of fiber.
We already got/get enough fecal fetish shit from him, Hes gonna be a shit river and we will all be the victims.
 
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stupidpieceofshit said:
No, please.
Assuming .7g of fiber per oz of greens (depending on the type of quick and dirty research shows depending on plant its .3g per oz to 1.1g per oz) that is 211.7 grams of fiber. Males are "to target" 30 to 38g of fiber.
We already got/get enough fecal fetish shit from him, Hes gonna be a shit river and we will all be the victims.
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Talk about a literal shit show right there.
 
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The-Mad-Asshatter said:
If he wants to lose weight, he could always mukbank vegetables. 20 pounds of greens is only 2000 calories.
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I don't think he wants to lose weight, the fad-diet/binge cycle is the new leaving-orlin-loving-orlin cycle.

I think I might watch a 20 lbs (weight AFTER cooking, no cheese or sauce) broccoli mukbang. I'd only watch once, but it would be a novelty.
 
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