Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[idontcaredoyou]

she hides too much behind make-up and instagram filters, (and upon seeing her without make-up, i say: how can she look so old, while she's just 30 years old?)

saw this from when she was in her early 20's

the "webcam aesthetic" makes so much sense because it conceals all her features

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Only certain people can do that face without looking pathetic

...there are people who can?

 

[msd]

I really, really, don't understand. At least if she worked a low level menial office job there's room to move up and it doesn't last only 10 years (at most). I have no idea what June thought she was going to do after her Youtube career dried up, maybe perhaps becoming a housewife to Greg. She's still young (despite what farmers believe, women don't entirely wilt after 30) but she missed the window where she could get back up easily with no job experience.

Judging from how she acts and what's she's said in the past

Im gonna say she's a rich spoiled girl whose probably never worked in her life.

Living a life in a cubicle would be a death sentence to someone whose lived comfy all her life

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I kinda feel bad for her. She should've spent her 20s working, socializing, building a relationship with a man who wasn't a pudgy neckbeard BDSM freak. But nah. She spent her years doing low level camwhoring with nothing to show for it.

I understand why you feel bad for her. She very much threw her best years in the trash can. She absolutely wasted her twenties. And I think a large part of it is because her parents are practically enablers, not really pushing her to do anything to contribute to society or to grow up. Sure, she's making some money now, but once she's irrelevant from YouTube and Twitter (which will absolutely happen, as it does to anybody with an online presence), all that money is going to do is to dwindle throughout the years and she'll have no job or life experience to maintain it.

She's a garbage person, but I really don't think she has anybody around her to encourage her to ... I don't know ... Do better? lol.

 

[KateHikes14]

I understand why you feel bad for her. She very much threw her best years in the trash can. She absolutely wasted her twenties. And I think a large part of it is because her parents are practically enablers, not really pushing her to do anything to contribute to society or to grow up. Sure, she's making some money now, but once she's irrelevant from YouTube and Twitter (which will absolutely happen, as it does to anybody with an online presence), all that money is going to do is to dwindle throughout the years and she'll have no job or life experience to maintain it.

She's a garbage person, but I really don't think she has anybody around her to encourage her to ... I don't know ... Do better? lol.

She has social media, and she uses that view into what her peers are doing to.... judge them and feel superior to "boring normies". She has had the world essentially to do with whatever she could and would. All failures and deficits are hers and hers alone.

 

[LiquidKid]

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Spoiler: The other gamergate body that went to shit

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Once there was a dream, of Trad Catholics..
Of both whore and Madonna images,
Promising sex and fertility for Catholics.
Now only memory & images.
I would spread these all over a website:
But I, being poor, have only my regrets;
I have spread my regrets under your website;
Tread softly because you tread on my regrets.

Didn’t Lauren like just have a kid? Can you really blame her body for going to shit after that?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

social media in general exacerbates young women's natural awkwardness and self-consciousness during and even after puberty, and how that awkwardness is leading to greater confusion about their bodies and basically wanting to "fit in".

60% of women in the USA are literally overweight. Add in the Tumblr/Twitter dangerhair culture of deforming your body to look edgy and retarded and unattractive to men. Or the Onlyfans culture of being an ahegao e-girl thot with no privacy left. There's no way you can convince me most American women like their bodies.

Definitely not shoe since she goes for fugly hogs and lives filthy. She might think she's immune because she isn't an onlyfans girl or tumblr feminist--she's not immune.

Someone said earlier that "women don't normally find themselves attractive" I disagree and personally I think I'm hot, but also I'm in shape and not retarded-looking

 

[EyelessMC]

Someone said earlier that "women don't normally find themselves attractive" I disagree and personally I think I'm hot, but also I'm in shape and not retarded-looking

You make very salient points and I'm glad you're doing well for yourself but lol was the brag really necessary? It's like coming into the middle of a conversation about suicidal quadriplegics only to start doing jumping jacks and laughing about how great your life is.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

You make very salient points and I'm glad you're doing well for yourself but lol was the brag really necessary? It's like coming into the middle of a conversation about suicidal quadriplegics only to start doing jumping jacks and laughing about how great your life is.

As opposed to the 100 guys in here talking about whether or not they would smash and then giving a lukewarm "redpill" take on how female e-girl psychology "really works"? yeah

 

[Echo_Ender]

I think constantly slathering that eyeliner for the "Big Anime Eyes" look has permanent fucked up her face.

I've seen excessive makeup over long periods of time do nightmarish things to women's faces and this seems like a textbook example of it...

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Whoa now buddy, you're showing your power level

Wanna tone down the edge a bit?

Not on this particular subject.

Leftists get all the incremental gains they do by appealing to empathy and charity, and in doing so they paint a picture that doesnt match your reality and expect you to accept it because you dont know any better.

It's not edgy to say that you are apathetic to the plight of people you dont know. It's true.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Didn't she used to work in a Sephora? Probably to get a staff discount on bulk eyeliner purchases.

 

[EyelessMC]

As opposed to the 100 guys in here talking about whether or not they would smash

That's dudes talking about nudes. You leapt head-first into an issue of obesity and confusion inspiring self-deprecation in most young women today only to then flex. lol
I know you were just rebutting the "women don't view themselves as attractive" thing but the notes you started and ended on just sandwiched too perfectly. It's funny, and surely you can see how it gave off a kind of cruel egotism in light of the subject matter

"All these American women hate their fat bodies because social media and Tumblr politics just make them ugly and retarded. As for me, I'm fit and hot and not retarded-looking."

and then giving a lukewarm "redpill" take on how female e-girl psychology "really works"? yeah

Oh come on, don't be snippy. Here, take a seat in the armchair therapist chair and have a crack at shoe's tribe yourself.
What's your take on e-girl psychology?

Leftists get all the incremental gains they do by appealing to empathy and charity, and in doing so they paint a picture that doesnt match your reality and expect you to accept it because you dont know any better.

Back in the day we used to have a term for that, something like "emotional trolling". It was where you made people feel bad for you just to screw with them by acting hypersensitive and pitiable. I always hated that. Evil people have long used such emotional manipulation to sway others. As with cults, so with politics, especially on this kind of thing.
It's the real origin of the phrase "they cry out as they strike you" which, although originally used against Jews, is universally applicable to manipulative and emotionally abusive freaks.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

"All these American women hate their fat bodies because social media and Tumblr politics just make them ugly and retarded. As for me, I'm fit and hot and not retarded-looking."

Where's the lie

Oh come on, don't be snippy. Here, take a seat in the armchair therapist chair and have a crack at shoe's tribe yourself.
What's your take on e-girl psychology?

Besides my miles of takes from 150+ pages ago about shoe being a boxxy skinwalker/meangirl, professional pretend-4channer, and her fans mostly being either teenagers or trustfund "communist" 30-somethings...

There's a lot to be said about how shoe0nhead is becoming a cautionary tale on the dangers of e-thottism addiction. I mean she clearly lives like she's in a fucking crackshack, she's a female NEET. The photos don't lie. Internet addiction is real. It's one thing when you're a dime-a-dozen screeching feminist from tumblr, or the twitter thot shilling a shitty onlyfans and being lonely. But June Lapine? She got extremely good at playing both sides, grifting, and cultivating clout while coasting on this non-committal "quirky relatable" ditzy persona. She almost seems like she COULD be a girl you knew in highschool, in a fun way.

Of course in reality, she never mentally left highschool and when I saw her tweets about "not dating a nazi" I was truly amazed to find she was catfished like she was.

I stopped posting for a while because June's decline after breaking up with Grocery Store was getting stale. But , just... how do you fuck up so spectacularly over 15 years despite being so "promising" and supported by all?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

If she was going to take nudes the least she could have done was tidy up first. Her not doing so is the worst.

 

[Niggernerd]

Wonder if she'll shave her head, fill a bowl with her hair and eat it.

 

[Lady of the House]

TBH, June looks better than the average American woman at 30, and she can keep her figure and face somewhat nice for longer if she got off her ass. She'll keep on having simps till the end of time though, men have terrible taste.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

and personally I think I'm hot, but also I'm in shape and not retarded-looking

Can I have proof?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

TBH, June looks better than the average American woman at 30, and she can keep her figure and face somewhat nice for longer if she got off her ass. She'll keep on having simps till the end of time though, men have terrible taste.

How low the standards for American women have fallen. When 60% of women in the USA are overweight or obese, full-stop, this is a pretty low fucking bar.

Can I have proof?

Degenerates like you belong on the cross.

 

[Qliphoth]

Degenerates like you belong on the cross.

Hey, at least he didn't ask for feet pics as most would do. But since we are already at it...