Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[AltisticRight]

Wonder if she'll shave her head, fill a bowl with her hair and eat it.

If she had any remaining hair.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

saw this from when she was in her early 20's

the "webcam aesthetic" makes so much sense because it conceals all her features

Why does she look like a young Jamie Lee Curtis?

 

[idontcaredoyou]

TBH, June looks better than the average American woman at 30,

far from my experience but maybe you live in the midwest with fats or somewhere people don't wear sunscreen.

a woman's bone structure starts to show more by the time they are 30. no more baby fat. so i've seen many women become exceptionally beautiful at this age. although that i have always had a preference for thin angular faces.


i can think of a couple exceptions in my circle, but it seems like most women start to have noticeable wrinkles and saggy skin closer to age 40.

 

[NyQuilninja]

So to answer the only important question in this thread would I smash dat
No and here's why
June pulls her hair and possibly eats it.

 

[Haim Arlosoroff]

Didn’t Lauren like just have a kid? Can you really blame her body for going to shit after that?

• Her leak occurred in April 2018.
• She announced she was making Borderless in Aug 2018.
• Her wedding photos from the agency is up in April 2019.
• She posted her pregnancy photos and the documentary in May 2019.
• She 'retired' in June 2019

There is no reason she couldn't have had the wedding to [UNKNOWN] and the child on entirely separate dates to her social posts, but not after. Either she is presenting an honest timeline with her baby and marriage photos and she finished the work of Borderless while pursuing a man, getting married, deciding on a child, and then went "oh shit, the documentary" and released it. Or she massively lied as to the dates, by years, then the wedding photo group she went with released the photos a year early (I suspect she was setting the timeline up to be married in late 2019) then she wanted and she covered it up by making it look like she was fucking about instead of working. I personally suspect she had the child and the marriage in 2018, but she claims she was just a massive whale in 2018 and then lost the baby weight running around migrant camps. I'll choose to believe her.

If you disagree fine, but I would appreciate a timeline with her marriage, pregnancy, and career from you. I think she is a liar, so we presumably would be arguing timelines opposed to hers. Or you believe her, and I've massively messed up the timings. Apologies if that is the case, I look forward to your correction.

 

[KateHikes14]

You make very salient points and I'm glad you're doing well for yourself but lol was the brag really necessary? It's like coming into the middle of a conversation about suicidal quadriplegics only to start doing jumping jacks and laughing about how great your life is.

Dabbing on fatties and dyels is the best reason to stay fit though, and the cripples should be uplifted by seeing that other people aren't worthless like them.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

June is "skinny fat". She's thin, but not skinny and definitely not fit. If she did some cardio a few times a week but mainly focused on strength training like squats/dead lifts, any kind of core workout, etc. she could replace that fat with muscle.

She sucks at taking nudes. First of all, take your shirt all the way off and get your finger out of your mouth - she thinks it's cute, and it's not.

The other women in this thread can come at me for pointing this out, but it appears that June has long/large outer labia. It was very obvious in the photo she took from behind with one leg bent. It could explain why she didn't take any pussy pics from the front.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

The other women in this thread can come at me for pointing this out, but it appears that June has long/large outer labia. It was very obvious in the photo she took from behind with one leg bent. It could explain why she didn't take any pussy pics from the front.

is it bigger than your moms labia?

 

[soryu]

She sucks at taking nudes. First of all, take your shirt all the way off and get your finger out of your mouth - she thinks it's cute, and it's not.

June mentions on Discord these weren't the "actual nudes", just erotica. However, you can never be so sure.

 

[Ita Mori]

"June would be hot and fine if she did things that required commitment, discipline, effort, and dedication"

No fucking shit.
It's the fact she doesn't while thinking she's better than your average whore or fat dyke that makes her funny. Her laziness and illness is the farms' gain.

Not to mention her extreme naiveté. She saw how fast Vaush dropped her the moment he saw June was "in a relationship", and reacted like a generic incel, yet after the dust settled and he re-follows, she acts like he's his day-one bestie. You should be feeling fucking gross that both Sargon and Vaush saw you naked and masturbated. But it's June, so she's probably chalking this as a dub.

 

[Maamtis]

Wonder if she'll shave her head, fill a bowl with her hair and eat it.

Be a hell of an OnlyFans debut.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

June has done the archiving for me this time.

Shoe0nhead: The Left’s Red-Brown Queen Of Simps | by Kayla Labyrinth …

archived 3 Feb 2021 10:49:28 UTC

archive.is

These are the people you get in bed with, June. This author is trying to take shots at June by saying things like June saying that LGBT people were overreacting on election night and that Trump "might be good for America" in 2016. Literally, just a somewhat optimistic take in the face of a loss is the same thing as an endorsement to these people. If you haven't always been perfect, then you are impure!

It sickens me white leftists care more about coddling a conventionally “attractive” white anti-feminist feelings over the safety of BIPOC and LGBT folk.

Oh, hang on. Found the reason for the article. There is too much salt in that statement for me to keep reading...need to pause and find a picture of the author and...

Shit, Medium, you don't provide any images or anything? Looks like it's the first article this author has posted. Name is Kayla Labyrinth. So, either a troon or a land whale. Hard to tell with that quote.

Oh, here we go.

I don’t know about you, but as a disabled jewish lesbian I don’t really feel comfortable being in the same space as admitted class reductionists who dislike feminism and think my human rights are a “distraction”. (Maybe that’s just me!)

So she's a whale. Good to know.

Shoe is not a grifter in the sense that she moved left to right or right to left. In fact, Shoe has not moved much at all. She is exactly the same person she has been for years. An anti-immigrant, racist, reactionary moron who hates herself. Sorry for the adhom, we all want to say it. Shoe0nhead is a grifter in that she somehow tricked thousands of leftists into believing she is on their side while still catering to her old anti-SJW audience. She has somehow tricked 2 completely different sides of the political spectrum to simp over her just by using vague populism.

Goddamn, this is a long article. Salty Karens being salty. Anyway, here's a nice TLR at the end of it. Of course, as this author is Jewish she is literally shitting herself at the thought of leftists ignoring race and going back to class issues because that's when they start noticing what the right notices about wealth and who owns it.

You cannot be “anti-sjw” and a socialist, you just can’t. Social justice is an integral part to socialism. There is no such thing as being “anti-woke” and a leftist.

There is only one way to be left wing, goyim. Ignore all the fractured leftist parties in Europe, remember that here in the states it is us vs them and if you're not with us you must be with them and they're fascists!

 

[Escalating Violence]

Jesus christ she's sexy as all hell. Her ass is perfection. Def saving for a fap later.

This comment is a physical manifestation of a bruh moment. She is average at best. A one and done deal.

 

[Abilene]

This comment is a physical manifestation of a bruh moment. She is average at best. A one and done deal.

Now, why would you do that to yourself. I mean, c'mon.

 

[draggs]

This comment is a physical manifestation of a bruh moment. She is average at best. A one and done deal.

She's still a cow without being fugly, being some kind of mutant helps but not required. 70% of the population is fat and half of that are deathfats. She is above average for not having rolls alone, that's how easy deathfats have made it to be attractive.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Now, why would you do that to yourself. I mean, c'mon.

Shoe is that one girl you pretty much have no choice but to take home if you want to coom REAL bad but there's no one else at the club to get with.

She's still a cow without being fugly, being some kind of mutant helps but not required. 70% of the population is fat and half of that are deathfats. She is above average for not having rolls alone, that's how easy deathfats have made it to be attractive.

That's the redeeming quality about the leaks is that it proves that she isn't fat. But that makes it worse because she will attract more simps and coomers to white knight.

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

This comment is a physical manifestation of a bruh moment. She is average at best. A one and done deal.

Face / ass combo is on point can't say I agree. But booty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Robo Sonichu]

Definitely not worth the wait. Cute butt tho. The fallout from this better be good...

Man, I hate the state but I might just form a state purely to send you to horny jail...

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Degenerates like you belong on the cross.

He knows the rules.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I know she shouldn't be the point of discussion, but there is nothing wrong with Lauren Southern's body, whatever we think of her personality/beliefs. And whatever she might have done, she fixed her life. She got a bit chubby after a baby? bah, see how many men actually care about some extra baby weight after their baby mammas give birth.

And I think a large part of it is because her parents are practically enablers, not really pushing her to do anything to contribute to society or to grow up. Sure, she's making some money now, but once she's irrelevant from YouTube and Twitter (which will absolutely happen, as it does to anybody with an online presence), all that money is going to do is to dwindle throughout the years and she'll have no job or life experience to maintain it.

The problem is that her parents think she is doing something productive to society by being a youtuber and because she makes money, they don't think it's much of a big deal what is behind. I'm sure a lot of parents, if not the majority of them, are ok. with their daughters saying "I have an internet business" and don't even imagine their darlings are selling nudes online. Shoe's parents probably have no idea what kind of person she's onilne.

She has social media, and she uses that view into what her peers are doing to.... judge them and feel superior to "boring normies".

That's another problem of hers. She doesn't want to be "normal", she wants to stand up from other women by being some e-celebrity who needs a bf celebrity as well.

Joke's on her because many actual famous people have very normal, boring partners and personal lives.