Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cheesegirl78]

Well, what do you know... Those are perfect clown shoes.

You beat me to it, that person looks like a four year old dressed them. It's like something out of a LuLaRoe party.

And yeah, Tess, your mom suffered domestic abuse.
You suffered from Nick telling you "it's YOUR turn to change Bowies' diaper, so can you put down your fourth cake of the day and help tend to our son?"

 

[Easy Peasy]

Alok "Little girls can be kinky" Menon
Alok "Why can't my famous gender non conforming friends get laid" Menon

Considering Tess thinks partying with noted now dead pedo Mary Kay Letourneau is a highlight worth bragging about, i'm not surprised Alok is the company she keeps

 

[Angry New Ager]

Social media break? Lol.

"I'm sooo healing from severe domestic abuse! Just as bad as my mom's! Worse, probably!"
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"Look at the shoes someone else designed, and I colored! This makes me feel better about being abused!"
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They're being worn by Alok Menon, whose "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" personal style makes Virgie Tovar's look tasteful. But he's a dude (from a wealthy family), so we're supposed to believe he's a style icon.

 

[AbraCadaver]

They're being worn by Alok Menon, whose "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" personal style makes Virgie Tovar's look tasteful. But he's a dude (from a wealthy family), so we're supposed to believe he's a style icon.

Googled him, he looks a right tit in a sundress with his hairy carpet chest leering out of it. I guess Tess’ shoes are just about as ugly as that weird “colourful lady orgy” purse...thing.

People like this are why parents really ought to beat their kids more.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Googled him, he looks a right tit in a sundress with his hairy carpet chest leering out of it. I guess Tess’ shoes are just about as ugly as that weird “colourful lady orgy” purse...thing.

People like this are why parents really ought to beat their kids more.

These are the kids that got the shit beat out of them in school when I was younger.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Her fashion choices is the reason I forget Tess is supposed to be a model 99% of the time and not just a random fatass influencer.

 

[Rotogravure]

They're being worn by Alok Menon, whose "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" personal style makes Virgie Tovar's look tasteful. But he's a dude (from a wealthy family), so we're supposed to believe he's a style icon.

Explains the Fred Flintstone toga top.

 

[AbraCadaver]

These are the kids that got the shit beat out of them in school when I was younger.

Sometimes children really do know best.

 

[Miss Misery]

Fat girl shoes with clown theme.

 

[Barbarella]

Back to the video of her and Oly in the car...I thought maybe Tess was too fat for anybody to sit next to her, but looking closer, there is somebody else in the front. I wonder who?

Also she filled her lips AGAIN. She’s going to be dribbling that cake soon.

I don’t believe Nik was abusive at all. He was gay and a drunk. But he couldn’t hit Tess without hurting himself. Tess is verbally abusive, I’m sure. Maybe he argued back. It was a bad relationship, not an abuse situation. The only person this hurts is her kids.

She didn’t lose a career because she didn’t have one. Somebody needed a fat for a photo and she got picked, because she was an aspirational fat that other fats could look up to. She had a pretty face. That happened a couple more times. That’s the extent of it and now she’s beyond fat and ugly. Even superfats don’t want to look like her, with her huge body, fake lips, awful personality, snd woke opinions that half theountry don’t share. Someday, it’s all going to come crashing down and the truth will come out; we’ll discover those cakes put her deeply in debt and she wears diapers-and her paid followers won’t care.

who is with them, did I miss something?

 

[Miss Misery]

Back to the video of her and Oly in the car...I thought maybe Tess was too fat for anybody to sit next to her, but looking closer, there is somebody else in the front. I wonder who?

who is with them, did I miss something?

That's what I said yesterday. But the thing is, it's either someone else driving with Tess in the passenger seat and it was taken in the afternoon on Saturday (and the video is flipped), or it's Tess driving on Sunday morning with said unidentified person in the passenger seat.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

That's what I said yesterday. But the thing is, it's either someone else driving with Tess in the passenger seat and it was taken in the afternoon on Saturday (and the video is flipped), or it's Tess driving on Sunday morning with said unidentified person in the passenger seat.

Tess wasn't driving, the car was moving and she was busy instagraming.

She mentioned few days ago that she's in love with a cishet man and asked for privacy (bitch nobody would have known if you didn't tweet about it) so I assumed it was him because if it was any of her Instagram friends she would have tagged them.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Tess considers going to the Madonna Inn to be some kind of bonding ritual, presumably because they’re stuck in the car with Tess for six hours and you get to see her oink in delight as she shoves a champagne cake (no doubt she buys several) into her face. Although if that was her new boyfriend and not her sugar daddy and he doesn’t want to be seen, that’s going to create issues down the road since she considers it abusive behavior to not do everything she wants.

 

[Water-T]

All this does is HURT my soul, seeing that hot mess of designs and colors.

Tess seriously is thirsting for attention if she thinks that someone who robbed Fred Flintstone's closet and went out looking like a colorblind toddler that was allowed to dress themself counts as a "fashion icon".

 

[bloomingcactus]

Alok Vmenon is a piece of work. Uses they/them of course. Claims to be non-binary and transfemme.



Perfect person to be wearing Tess's shoes she colored in. She did not fucking design them! Woke points are literally to her.

Said some really horrible things about little girls.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Alok Vmenon is a piece of work. Uses they/them of course. Claims to be non-binary and transfemme.

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Perfect person to be wearing Tess's shoes she colored in. She did not fucking design them! Woke points are literally to her.

Said some really horrible things about little girls.

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I’ve cracked the case: this pervert is a time-traveling professor from the Odenwaldschule!

 

[multiverse]

Ok, I decided to take a walk through Olly's stories to see if there were any glimpses of the backend of Tess’s life. I regret everything.

First, Olly teaches Bowie to sing a song by a dead troon. Next, olly is calling Bowie her "son" after a few weeks of living there. Tess - who has no other responsibilities- has relegated the task of picking Bowie up from preschool to her temporary roommate. Olly goes rapturous over how much narc supply Bowie offers: look how grateful he is for any adult attention!


Then she photographs and publicly shared photos of nearly 5-year old Bowie in nothing but his Pull-ups (yes, he is still in diapers). I feel like I should be on a watch list now.

Spoiler: Oh God no

I am almost certain that someone had bad touched that child at this point, and Olly is seemingly a better candidate for the role all the time.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Nick just has to sit back quietly at this point and refer to this thread for the receipts. Tess isn't helping her cause at all in the long run. Sure a buzzfeed UK article appeals to fellow dipshits and dangerhairs, but to people with capability of cognitive thought, all of this is horrifying.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Jesus christ, the kid is still in DIAPERS!? Get it together RYANN holy fuck.

I want to believe Olly isn't a diddler, just because , but she should know better than to post nearly nudes of a 5 year old.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Jesus christ, the kid is still in DIAPERS!? Get it together RYANN holy fuck.

I want to believe Olly isn't a diddler, just because , but she should know better than to post nearly nudes of a 5 year old.

I guess it is to be expected when his mom spends all her time getting Botox, eating, and bragging about how all the men want her jelly.

Even if Man Lady Justin Bieber is not a pedophile itself, it’s a really bad idea to post photos of topless children on a public Instagram page especially when it is not your fucking child.