DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nurse Ratchet]

My fav vid is where he trash talks someone then gets double perfected in SF4.

So, all but about 126 aggregate minutes of the entire digital record of every time he has played any edition of that game, ever.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I love darksmugphil getting his shit pushed in on SF4 most all too. It's a nostalgia trip for me. Rhymes off his entire checklist of excuses right after he loses this one it's so good.

 

[blahblahblah678]

DSP is too much of a narcissist to work hand in hand with a co-conspirator to milk the paypigs for $$$.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This might be the single most perfect example of how DSP's mind works in relation to being negative and cynical. Someone says if he's tired of eating at home but he's strapped for cash, why don't they cook a meal and then eat it at a park or beach... y'know? Something normal couples actually do quite often.

Well fuck yooo dood, check this negative spin out:

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DSP is about as much a romantic as he is an authentic Italiano. Holy shit.

This guy can't conceive of an outing that doesn't involve him gorging himself on food at a restaurant and/or wandering aimlessly in a mall.

 

[A Money Creature]

This is one reason I frequently avoided DSP streams. His long ass preshows.

The preshows are where he gives the juice nowadays though. It's where he's typically talking about gout and his pathetic life and shit

 

[tzgnilki]

Then at that point, as I said, you can say DSP is working with a co-conspirator to run his con game on the rest of the below average IQ watchers. We'll see if he has the unmitigated gall to keep whaling in his mobile game here by spring though off the backs of a situation he has the ability to mitigate.

there's definitely something not quite right about a few chargebacks somehow crippiling a guy who makes $100K a year

he wants to pocket the money from a stolen credit card, then he wants paypigs to cover the chargeback & the fee for disputing the chargeback, then probably bloating his business expenses with chargeback fees to pay less taxes

mfer is quadruple dipping

 

[YokuNama]

there's definitely something not quite right about a few chargebacks somehow crippiling a guy who makes $100K a year

he wants to pocket the money from a stolen credit card, then he wants paypigs to cover the chargeback & the fee for disputing the chargeback, then probably bloating his business expenses with chargeback fees to pay less taxes

mfer is quadruple dipping

$200 a day x 6 days a week = $1,200 x 4 weeks in a month = $4,800 - 30% for taxes = $3360 a month. If you're having trouble supporting a woman and cat making 3 grand a month you either have an addiction or you're an idiot. Phil suffers from both. He makes the dumbest of financial decisions.

Buys BMW - Can't drive on highway because of back.
Buys gaming figurines - Not worth shit.
Moves across the country to pay less taxes - Finds out he has to pay more in taxes and the cost of living in Seattle is higher.
Plays gatcha games - Blows all his tip money instantly.

He doesn't even do anything cool or have anything to show for blowing his money. On top of that, this guy knows nothing outside of video games and food. He literally talks out of his ass on all subjects outside of those two. This man is 40 fucking years old.

Kat must of been desperate. Any man that doesn't have much knowledge of the world, income stability varies on a day to day basis, and is so lazy he can't even be bothered to help his woman take in the groceries is a man most women I know would avoid at all cost.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He doesn't even do anything cool or have anything to show for blowing his money. On top of that, this guy knows nothing outside of video games and food. He literally talks out of his ass on all subjects outside of those two. This man is 40 fucking years old.

What's worse is that despite him doing nothing but play videogames and gorging himself on fast food, he still has very surface level knowledge about both. He has absolutely moronic takes about games and a casual gamer who plays just an hour a day would be able to form a better, more coherent opinion about the game he just finished playing than Dave. I mean for fuck's sake he thought Doom Eternal was disappointing because it had to much action and too little plot unlike the classic Doom games (???)
When it comes to food... I mean I think we've had enough examples of him using weird terms for food like "custom", calling any meal he eats at a non fast food restaurant "Gourmet-style", giving his hot takes on what an "authentic Italian" meal is and what's "Americanized". He thought that pizza with seafood toppings was an "Americanized" pizza while NY-style was authentic Italian. I rest my case. But I will give him one thing - he's an expert on shoveling food down his throat.
Motherfucker literally knows nothing about anything, not even things he does for most of his day, he has surface-level knowledge that you'd get from reading about it for 2 hours online at best.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

$200 a day x 6 days a week = $1,200 x 4 weeks in a month = $4,800 - 30% for taxes = $3360 a month. If you're having trouble supporting a woman and cat making 3 grand a month you either have an addiction or you're an idiot. Phil suffers from both. He makes the dumbest of financial decisions.

Buys BMW - Can't drive on highway because of back.
Buys gaming figurines - Not worth shit.
Moves across the country to pay less taxes - Finds out he has to pay more in taxes and the cost of living in Seattle is higher.
Plays gatcha games - Blows all his tip money instantly.

He doesn't even do anything cool or have anything to show for blowing his money. On top of that, this guy knows nothing outside of video games and food. He literally talks out of his ass on all subjects outside of those two. This man is 40 fucking years old.

Kat must of been desperate. Any man that doesn't have much knowledge of the world, income stability varies on a day to day basis, and is so lazy he can't even be bothered to help his woman take in the groceries is a man most women I know would avoid at all cost.
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lmao, whenever it's something negative then it's "we" or "you" Low tips? "we have to change something". Chargebacks "we need to make up for it". Bad stream? "you guys need to stop getting off topic and be more positive". Whenever it's something good then it's "I". "I am the most prolific content creator ever" "I am the most positive and honest content creator" "I have a body of work that will be remembered".

 

[Crooked 16th]

$200 a day x 6 days a week = $1,200 x 4 weeks in a month = $4,800 - 30% for taxes = $3360 a month. If you're having trouble supporting a woman and cat making 3 grand a month you either have an addiction or you're an idiot. Phil suffers from both. He makes the dumbest of financial decisions.

Phil could move to Phoenix and cut his cost of living by 40% or pretty much anywhere else and cut it by a large amount but Phil is dead set against moving because he believes it would cost to much, Which is true but over the long term investing in a move now will save him hundreds of thousands in the next 10 to 20 years.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Kat must of been desperate. Any man that doesn't have much knowledge of the world, income stability varies on a day to day basis, and is so lazy he can't even be bothered to help his woman take in the groceries is a man most women I know would avoid at all cost.
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Seems like in every single video or clip where Phil is interacting with other people, he's just placating them. You can tell in his voice that he just wants to be done with talking to them. Except with Rambo, of course.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

lmao, whenever it's something negative then it's "we" or "you" Low tips? "we have to change something". Chargebacks "we need to make up for it". Bad stream? "you guys need to stop getting off topic and be more positive". Whenever it's something good then it's "I". "I am the most prolific content creator ever" "I am the most positive and honest content creator" "I have a body of work that will be remembered".

All part of the cult mentality

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Kat must of been desperate. Any man that doesn't have much knowledge of the world, income stability varies on a day to day basis, and is so lazy he can't even be bothered to help his woman take in the groceries is a man most women I know would avoid at all cost.
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"It's 11 PM and blahblahblah"

Meanwhile he cant even be bothered to try and lower his nasally ass high pitched whiny voice! It's a fucking khando, and his neighbors obviously share a wall, and his echo is booming in that garage (not to mention her equally annoying voice at the beginning). Its shit like this that make me hate him (I know we're not supposed to hate him but I cant help it). He never shows the slightest bit of empathy or sympathy for what others might be experiencing. Something troubled him, everyone needs to know about it, because he is the "king of suffering". I bet he went on twitter as soon as he put the camera down and complained about this, meanwhile his soulslave was there cleaning it up.

 

[SojiroSakura]

lmao, whenever it's something negative then it's "we" or "you" Low tips? "we have to change something". Chargebacks "we need to make up for it". Bad stream? "you guys need to stop getting off topic and be more positive". Whenever it's something good then it's "I". "I am the most prolific content creator ever" "I am the most positive and honest content creator" "I have a body of work that will be remembered".

That's the textbook cult leader in him. Most if not all cult leaders no matter what they're based on, use that exact language.

 

[Surly Muppet]

there's definitely something not quite right about a few chargebacks somehow crippiling a guy who makes $100K a year

he wants to pocket the money from a stolen credit card, then he wants paypigs to cover the chargeback & the fee for disputing the chargeback, then probably bloating his business expenses with chargeback fees to pay less taxes

mfer is quadruple dipping

Phil is definitely exaggerating the impact, either willfully or because he spends everything, ends up with a negative balance, panics and just assumes it's worse than it actually is.

I believe it was in November Phil claimed that the chargebacks totaled $2000 and negated everything OverPoweredBoone had given him in cheers that month. When it was pointed out that Boone gave him $3000 in cheers, Phil said 'it was the majority', and then the following week said he had another $1000 in chargebacks, conveniently balancing with Boone. In December, I think Phil indicated it had been upwards of $5000 in chargebacks since September. Anytime Phil is rapidly manipulating numbers, those numbers are conveniently matching visible income, or he is saying definite numbers at all, it's safe to assume he is probably making them up. I can't think of a time where we found he wasn't.

If SH's records of chargebacks are even mostly complete, Phil's total is also not correct - there is no way there were even $1500 worth of believable tips on there that Phil could justifiably have fallen for. But Phil is probably playing some semantics like calling every tip he had to refund 'a chargeback', regardless of if he contested it, lost it or immediately caught it. We've seen him bend reality with his pigmath.

I don't think he is directly colluding with SH, and I think SH has stressed him or cost him some money, but Phil's low cunning and twisting of the truth has actually resulted in the presence of SH netting him money overall. He uses chargebacks to pity beg when tips slow, he used it as a reason to disable notification to suppress troll messages and hide his money as he ramped up begging, and he has used the chargebacks overall to obscure the issue of the vest streak money apparently doing nothing to help him when he has no debt.

Phil probably would have been struggling harder right now if he didn't have SuperHound to hide behind. He's a far more useful boogeyman than restreamers.

 

[Pargon]

Phil could move to Phoenix and cut his cost of living by 40% or pretty much anywhere else and cut it by a large amount but Phil is dead set against moving because he believes it would cost to much, Which is true but over the long term investing in a move now will save him hundreds of thousands in the next 10 to 20 years.

It's hot in Arizona and Phil's temperature tolerance is narrower than an incubating chick. Apparently he neglected that fact when he moved from Connecticut, a state not known for its mild winters, to Washington.

 

[BT9494]

Only five years to catch up on taxes, huh?

Hell, let's go ahead and get a preemptive 2025 federal tax begathon going tomorrow.

 

[Crooked 16th]

It's hot in Arizona and Phil's temperature tolerance is narrower than an incubating chick. Apparently he neglected that fact when he moved from Connecticut, a state not known for its mild winters, to Washington.

Fuck I forgot about that Seattle air too, He probably couldn't make it a day without it.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

This might be the single most perfect example of how DSP's mind works in relation to being negative and cynical. Someone says if he's tired of eating at home but he's strapped for cash, why don't they cook a meal and then eat it at a park or beach... y'know? Something normal couples actually do quite often.

Well fuck yooo dood, check this negative spin out:

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DSP is about as much a romantic as he is an authentic Italiano. Holy shit.

This is why DSP has detractors, this is why he has ZERO friends, and to be honest this is also a symptom of why he can’t budget to save his fucking life. He is an asshole piece of shit narcissist to the CORE.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Phil could move to Phoenix and cut his cost of living by 40% or pretty much anywhere else and cut it by a large amount but Phil is dead set against moving because he believes it would cost to much, Which is true but over the long term investing in a move now will save him hundreds of thousands in the next 10 to 20 years.

But Phoenix gets hawt dood, he can't stand that kinda weather while staying inside all day 99% of the time.