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That was fucking hilarious, I am now personally invested in Florida Sam. Btw I love how the biggest window-licking retards always refer to themselves as soooo intelligent & brag about their "genius IQ"
Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention
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I don't know. The people I've met with autism weren't delusional, so I don't think he believes he's having strokes. It seems to me he must have researched vasculitis to know so much about it, and if he researched vasculitis, he must have reasearched strokes. Maybe I'm wrong, and there's a delusional aspect to autism, I can't be sure. I don't think you have anything to feel bad about though @Kate Farms Shill. He doesn't know we're laughing at his antics (which are genuinely funny) regardless of whether he's delusional or consciously faking.
This makes sense as autists have difficulty relating with others and reading social situations.
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Absolutely do not feel sorry for this chick. Derailing support groups for people with actual medical problems is the height of assholery.
Cold Waffle
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Passing by to share this monstrosity. Gotta protect the wheelchair from The Ableds.
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In my experience the delusional part comes hand in hand with mental health issues, that is to say that it doesn't manifest in someone whose health is stable.
I really suck at explaining what I mean clearly but you can look up delusion and fixed beliefs in autistic individuals.
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who the fuck other than her creepy high-gummed dork is trying to touch her?
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In the meantime Page has decided that getting finger chopped off isn’t enough, and munched her way into hand amputation.
edit: cause I can’t upload images correctly, pardon my stupid ass
edit: cause I can’t upload images correctly, pardon my stupid ass
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If she legitimately wanted people NOT to touch, she wouldn't put interesting spikes begging to be touched.
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Yeah, Turners shows up on a karyotype and results in short stature amongst other issues.
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It’s weird how excited she seems to get her fucking hand cut off.
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Wasn't Paige the one who had a newspaper article written about her for having sepsis 17 times?
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Well I'm excited she's getting it cut off, I can't wait to see sad walrus humblebragging her stump.
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Stump’s going to become septic too and never heal due to interference.
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yup ,
shes also the one who has been in hospital for over a year
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Taking a break from Disney munchies to fill a request that took me way too long. This is by far the craziest one of these I've written. I had to go back through my notes like a dozen times before I figured out what actually happened.
The subject is Kiley Ray Prososki who claims she was the adult victim of munchausen-by-proxy at the hands of her mother. Kiley claims that her mother, a medical professional, was a stage mom who pushed her into modeling at a young age. She wanted her daugher to be famous and as Kiley approached 30 without striking it big in the modeling world, she instead decided to sicken her daughter. She eventually moved on to poisoning her with arsenic in 2018, at which point she convinced Kiley that the doctors said her disease was terminal and any treatment would be futile. Kiley says her mother worked with law enforcement and paid for expensive specialty blood tests trying to blame an unidentified third party for the poisoning. The ultimate goal was to kill Kiley so that she could then sell her story as the mother who worked tirelessly to find her dead, model daughter's killer. . Crazy right? Like a mix of DeeDee Blanchard and Patsy Ramsey.
Kiley didn't die, obviously, since she's here to tell us about it. She left her mother's care when she was very close to death and almost immediately made a dramatic recovery, albeit with some residual effects from the arsenic. Kiley documented the whole sickening/poisoning event on her social media so we have proof she was fairly healthy, then gravely ill, then had a dramatic recovery right around when she left her mother's care.
But Kiley also claims all the usual munchie diagnoses, her health problems long predate her mother allegedly starting to sicken her, and she's had a "service dog" (in the absolute loosest sense) since 2012. So what's actually going on?
We'll stop there for now, but she'll be back. We're still years from the start of the poisoning.
The subject is Kiley Ray Prososki who claims she was the adult victim of munchausen-by-proxy at the hands of her mother. Kiley claims that her mother, a medical professional, was a stage mom who pushed her into modeling at a young age. She wanted her daugher to be famous and as Kiley approached 30 without striking it big in the modeling world, she instead decided to sicken her daughter. She eventually moved on to poisoning her with arsenic in 2018, at which point she convinced Kiley that the doctors said her disease was terminal and any treatment would be futile. Kiley says her mother worked with law enforcement and paid for expensive specialty blood tests trying to blame an unidentified third party for the poisoning. The ultimate goal was to kill Kiley so that she could then sell her story as the mother who worked tirelessly to find her dead, model daughter's killer. . Crazy right? Like a mix of DeeDee Blanchard and Patsy Ramsey.
Kiley didn't die, obviously, since she's here to tell us about it. She left her mother's care when she was very close to death and almost immediately made a dramatic recovery, albeit with some residual effects from the arsenic. Kiley documented the whole sickening/poisoning event on her social media so we have proof she was fairly healthy, then gravely ill, then had a dramatic recovery right around when she left her mother's care.
But Kiley also claims all the usual munchie diagnoses, her health problems long predate her mother allegedly starting to sicken her, and she's had a "service dog" (in the absolute loosest sense) since 2012. So what's actually going on?
Kiley Prososki is a 34-year-old (DOB 29 Aug, 1986) from Omaha, Nebraska. She began modeling at the age of three and continued this off and on until 2018 when her illness became too bad. In her 20s she switched from print/runway to promotional modeling, the girls who are hired to attend trade shows and events in skimpy attire and hand out swag. She was a good student in high school and completed a two-year college degree, graduating with honors (major unknown). Kiley is addicted to social media, at times making multiple posts per day every day for weeks, although she was understandably less active during the era when her mother was sickening/poisoning her. Oh, and she's awful. Kiley is a narcissist who can't take even the most well-meaning constructive criticism and refuses to allow herself to be at fault for anything. Anyone who tries to reason with her gets screeched at, blocked, and then "exposed." These exposés almost invariably prove Kiley was the asshole, and the cycle begins anew.
MAJOR ANIMAL ABUSE WARNING. This is not just "takes anxious dog to disney." Kiley's cruel, attention-seeking behavior has seriously injured one animal and likely lead to his premature death. Another was pushed very close to death by her antics. Another was allowed to live with a horrible medical condition so she could collect asspats. Graphic descriptions of abuse to another. Maybe smoke a bowl or put on some Enya before diving into this one.
Sandra (“Sandy”) Prososki is Kiley’s mother and alleged would-be murderer. She is a retired lab manager at CHI Creighton in Omaha, the same hospital that treated Kiley during her illness. Sandra has no social media or if she does, she is well-hidden.* Because of this, we get very little of Sandy’s side of the story, except for the occasional moments when Kiley’s narcissism pushes her to post text message conversations between them. She has another daughter, Lindsay, who is a few years younger than Kiley and did not appear to be in the house when the poisoning happened, but she nonetheless plays a brief but important role, as do her father John and her grandmother Grace Proskel. (*the Sandy Prososki in Nebraska on facebook is not her)
The earliest activity I could find for Kiley was at age 17 working with dog rescues specializing in:
So basically, she's one of those reckless fucks who slaps a vest on an aggressive rescue dog and calls it rehabilitated. This often goes awry and she will shout until she's blue in the face that it's always the other dog's fault. Luckily I haven't found any reports of her dogs biting people yet.
The next we find for her is this 2006 petition regarding her disqualification from student government after being elected. She claims she followed all the rules and won on merit; other side said she was passing out brownies next to the polling computer in violation of the rules. She almost def wrote this and she is also the first one who signed it. (Also please laugh at my ad algorithm, was googling a chronic lyme truther’s giant box o’ supplements)
Her first posts about her health come in 2008, on her barely-extant Myspace. Hives and PT that looks more like chiro. She was involved in some kind of accident in 2006 that resulted in a TBI and damage to the internal structures of one of her eyes requiring surgery. The PT was for pain related to this accident. Worth mentioning that bulimics often get patches of red skin at the corners of their mouths and broken blood vessels/puffiness around their eyes and a swollen jaw from purging hint hint.
Other than this her myspace is what one would expect of a pretty, popular college girl: drinking, partying, tailgating, duckface selfies.
She’s had a facebook since at least 2007 but has only begun posting publicly in 2011. At this point she has a rottweiler originally from a puppy mill that she got through the rescue she works for. She creates a facebook for this dog and briefly tries to start her own dog training business on a third page but quickly abandons both.
You might notice Kiley is markedly thinner in these photos than she was in her old Myspace photos. Her ModelMayhem page from 2012 puts her stats at 5’6” tall and 94 lbs, BMI 14.7. What I’m sayin’ is Kiley just might have an eating disorder.
Just in case you thought I was exaggerating how much this chick parties.
In November 2011 they get a senior dog named Stormy from the shelter.
On the very same post where she says her dogs are protective (BUT NOT AGGRESSIVE!!! EDUCATE YOURSELVES SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT DOG TRAINING) she writes this fucking dissertation wherein we learn the rottweiler will be a service dog. No I didn't read it or even skim it, nor did her friends. Lol.
"Annoyingly skinny bitches of Nebraska due to illness so fuck off."
Hooooooooly shit this girl never shuts up. Okay so the long and short is: i'm very sick and it's not an eating disorder, here are all my safe foods and the supplements I take so I don't have to eat.
Broke her arm in a minor fall. Nice bone density, kid.
Look how skinny I am! Three weeks later she announces the dog has hit 110lbs, so we can guess that the 94 lbs is about accurate.
FUCK YOU I LIKE BEING THIS THIN! Yeah, we know. Please note how flexible she is. She rarely posts about it, but Kiley spends a lot of time stretching/doing yoga.
Starts working her dog. Tasks unspecified.
Honey you are really not convincing anyone that you don't have an eating disorder by posting pics of children's plates full of high-volume low-calorie foods.
Especially not when you follow it a few days later with "teehee! my waist is so small I can wear my dog's collar as a belt!"
Entered some contest where you have to make your outfit out of things that are not clothing. She chooses all medical gear. Calls herself “human toxic waste.” So close to self-awareness.
Birthday rolls around and she's normal people sick. This "Birthday Curse" she mentions is that some bad thing always happens on her birthday, usually because she gets drunk and does something fucking stupid.
Seriously this girl has a 15 page essay for everything that happens - this one was followed up by THREE extremely long comments to rant more. I have no idea what she was trying to say other than "dad drunk and bad." Worth noting that she's using a weight vest on her dog and also making him carry their water. Foreshadowing.
Exercise purging. Claims to have a couple of TBIs in the past. She still drinks alcohol all the time by the way, despite the TBIs and inability to eat.
Mom is LYING and LAZY.
28 x 3 = 84. And she weighs less than that. BMI: <13.
Because you exchanged regular pukey purging for starving and exercise purging.
Not a candy person.
Another random injury. it's almost like excessive exercise every day when you're malnourished is dangerous. If it happened at all, which I don't suspect it did since she's back to dancing and wearing nothing in a few days. She also provided no evidence of her broken arm despite posting 5 times per day some days.
But! By this point she starts posting an endless parade of pizza, nachos, wings, and alcohol and she does gain weight so maybe she's in recovery!
HAHA NOPE. Here's my low-cal smoothie recipe, great for weight loss, I've had an ED since I was 10 AMA.
So much pain! Here is a post about that one time I had an actual medical emergency that was not related to starving myself.
"I don't really want to get into it but I'm fine."
Claiming she was beaten up by her neighbor and has another concussion, no proof of this either. Later chimps out because her friend sends her a news article about fake service dogs and she immediately assume he’s calling her a faker. Classic.
“Yes my family is intentionally impeding my ability to continue to FIGHT for life/health/wellness/independence/easement of pain.” Now what ever could that be about? Could she be trying to get a certain diagnosis that would make her starving and puking Not Her Fault (tm)?
So I had a little look-see into this clinic she attends after this. Maybe we could get some clues as to why her family of unspecified medical professionals don’t want her to get the treatment she needs. Okay, I'm not a medfag but this sure sounds like woo to me.
“This dude died, here is what a great person he thought I was.’ Jesus, Skinwalker did the same thing with the girls from her school that died, the posts she made about them always were about how much she meant to them. It’s gotta be a Nebraska thing. Or a narcissistic bulimic munchie thing.
Can work out for 5 hours. Needs her dog to pull her luggage through the airport.
Pop those ribs out gurl
She keeps getting kicked out of places because of the dog, pitching a fit, forcing the company to apologize, then going back there to gloat that she won to the staff who likely don’t give a fuck. It’s such a narc move.
Stormy is now training to be a therapy dog even though she’s elderly and in a lot of pics looks like she might be developing cataracts.
Around this time she starts her insta and it’s the same thirsty THOT shit she posts on facebook.
Lmao
goes to outdoor promo gig in summer, doesn’t want to be outside in the sun, faints or pretends to, medics called, refuses to go back to work, gets fired, IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!
Two things to note: 1) her weight is improved and she has been posting tons of food again and going out to eat with her mother. Maybe some kind of ultimatum; she also stops attending the woowoo clinic. 2) Stormy the elderly dog has now been upgraded from therapy dog to “spare service dog.” Yanno, like your spare keys, except it’s dragging an elderly dog to bars.
“please tell me how wonderful I am”
HAHA she posts this “hate mail.” Girl you sent that yourself.
And there we have it. She has the gastroparesis and so does the other girl she was calling “SKINNY BITCHES BECAUSE ILLNESS SO FUCK OFF.” Raise your hand if you’re shocked.
Stormy the spare service dog is “formerly” aggressive and at least some of her friends think her health problems are bullshit. This whole chimp out was over someone asking if she wanted to go to the dog park with them or walk dogs together when she frequently posts asking if someone wants to meet up at the dog park or go for a walk.
Screaming because the police won’t storm this restaurant to arrest the whole staff and replace them with ADA-friendly staff. Even her usual crowd of ass kissers is telling her to stop trying to destroy small businesses.
In the days after she announces she has gastroparesis, she also lets us in on her gastroparesis-friendly diet of sushi, booze, cupcakes, bubble tea, mac and cheese, unspecified buffet slop, and tacos. As I mentioned before this she was posting from restaurants and bars nearly daily, and this is about what she was eating then too.
“I’m never immunocompromised enough to catch a rhinovirus.” Translation: I’m so healthy I don’t even get colds that often.
Trying to adopt another rottweiler to be a service dog because why just have two service dogs when you can have three?! Successfully adopts the dog and immediately slaps a vest on it and takes it to dinner.
The elderly aggressive rescue dog had “the privilege to come out” with the queen of the known universe.
So interestingly, she’s only been posting old or closely-cropped photos of herself even though before it was a bikini selfie 6 times a day all year long. I think she was unhappy that she gained a little weight and is now trying to lose it again. Her ribs don’t stick out at all anymore even though she’s in the spine-crack position.
"Mommy and daddy told me something I didn't want to hear so now I shall drink and pout around their house"
I think what’s going on here is her parents put the kibosh on the purging and she’s been steadily gaining weight because she can’t stop eating all the fast food and junk she had been used to eating. Anyway, she looks good, albeit like she needs to be dipped in disinfectant. Shame about that personality though.
Case in point on the bulimia. What a massive pile of beige food.
So if the old dog with cataracts isn’t going to work anymore, why u still doing CGC? She’ll keep bringing up that Stormy is (AKC CGC). CGC is like, basic obedience and socialization.
Ahh see now I’m on the fence about whether or not the upcoming mom poison saga is true, because I don’t believe a word that comes out of this self-centered dumpster-goblin’s mouth, but I also know if I had to interact with her on a regular basis I would be puttin’ a lil’ nip of arsenic in her booze too. This time several people tell her to shut her inflamed penishole of a mouth and stop playing sick for sympathy. Narcs gonna narc so she blocks everyone who disagrees with her.
The old aggressive rescue service dog with cataracts also has tumors.
Doesn’t explain what this painful outpatient procedure was but does bring it up every chance she gets for several weeks because she’s just having such a rough time recovering. Usually says this in the same post that she’s explaining she got drunk as fuck last night. Hinting she has some autoimmune disease.
She’s back to starving herself and mom is bribing her to eat more by buying her a shitload of makeup if she will pick up yogurt and frozen meals. What an absolute child.
Rheum appt.
This is a post about another dead friend – all about herself and how no one understands her but this dead friend did.
Got a booboo, needed eye drops. Once again tells the story about how once she almost lost her eye 15 years ago.
Finally, she posts this and then goes radio silent for 5 months.
MAJOR ANIMAL ABUSE WARNING. This is not just "takes anxious dog to disney." Kiley's cruel, attention-seeking behavior has seriously injured one animal and likely lead to his premature death. Another was pushed very close to death by her antics. Another was allowed to live with a horrible medical condition so she could collect asspats. Graphic descriptions of abuse to another. Maybe smoke a bowl or put on some Enya before diving into this one.
Sandra (“Sandy”) Prososki is Kiley’s mother and alleged would-be murderer. She is a retired lab manager at CHI Creighton in Omaha, the same hospital that treated Kiley during her illness. Sandra has no social media or if she does, she is well-hidden.* Because of this, we get very little of Sandy’s side of the story, except for the occasional moments when Kiley’s narcissism pushes her to post text message conversations between them. She has another daughter, Lindsay, who is a few years younger than Kiley and did not appear to be in the house when the poisoning happened, but she nonetheless plays a brief but important role, as do her father John and her grandmother Grace Proskel. (*the Sandy Prososki in Nebraska on facebook is not her)
The earliest activity I could find for Kiley was at age 17 working with dog rescues specializing in:
So basically, she's one of those reckless fucks who slaps a vest on an aggressive rescue dog and calls it rehabilitated. This often goes awry and she will shout until she's blue in the face that it's always the other dog's fault. Luckily I haven't found any reports of her dogs biting people yet.
The next we find for her is this 2006 petition regarding her disqualification from student government after being elected. She claims she followed all the rules and won on merit; other side said she was passing out brownies next to the polling computer in violation of the rules. She almost def wrote this and she is also the first one who signed it. (Also please laugh at my ad algorithm, was googling a chronic lyme truther’s giant box o’ supplements)
Her first posts about her health come in 2008, on her barely-extant Myspace. Hives and PT that looks more like chiro. She was involved in some kind of accident in 2006 that resulted in a TBI and damage to the internal structures of one of her eyes requiring surgery. The PT was for pain related to this accident. Worth mentioning that bulimics often get patches of red skin at the corners of their mouths and broken blood vessels/puffiness around their eyes and a swollen jaw from purging hint hint.
Other than this her myspace is what one would expect of a pretty, popular college girl: drinking, partying, tailgating, duckface selfies.
She’s had a facebook since at least 2007 but has only begun posting publicly in 2011. At this point she has a rottweiler originally from a puppy mill that she got through the rescue she works for. She creates a facebook for this dog and briefly tries to start her own dog training business on a third page but quickly abandons both.
You might notice Kiley is markedly thinner in these photos than she was in her old Myspace photos. Her ModelMayhem page from 2012 puts her stats at 5’6” tall and 94 lbs, BMI 14.7. What I’m sayin’ is Kiley just might have an eating disorder.
Just in case you thought I was exaggerating how much this chick parties.
In November 2011 they get a senior dog named Stormy from the shelter.
On the very same post where she says her dogs are protective (BUT NOT AGGRESSIVE!!! EDUCATE YOURSELVES SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT DOG TRAINING) she writes this fucking dissertation wherein we learn the rottweiler will be a service dog. No I didn't read it or even skim it, nor did her friends. Lol.
"Annoyingly skinny bitches of Nebraska due to illness so fuck off."
Hooooooooly shit this girl never shuts up. Okay so the long and short is: i'm very sick and it's not an eating disorder, here are all my safe foods and the supplements I take so I don't have to eat.
Broke her arm in a minor fall. Nice bone density, kid.
Look how skinny I am! Three weeks later she announces the dog has hit 110lbs, so we can guess that the 94 lbs is about accurate.
FUCK YOU I LIKE BEING THIS THIN! Yeah, we know. Please note how flexible she is. She rarely posts about it, but Kiley spends a lot of time stretching/doing yoga.
Starts working her dog. Tasks unspecified.
Honey you are really not convincing anyone that you don't have an eating disorder by posting pics of children's plates full of high-volume low-calorie foods.
Especially not when you follow it a few days later with "teehee! my waist is so small I can wear my dog's collar as a belt!"
Entered some contest where you have to make your outfit out of things that are not clothing. She chooses all medical gear. Calls herself “human toxic waste.” So close to self-awareness.
Birthday rolls around and she's normal people sick. This "Birthday Curse" she mentions is that some bad thing always happens on her birthday, usually because she gets drunk and does something fucking stupid.
Seriously this girl has a 15 page essay for everything that happens - this one was followed up by THREE extremely long comments to rant more. I have no idea what she was trying to say other than "dad drunk and bad." Worth noting that she's using a weight vest on her dog and also making him carry their water. Foreshadowing.
Exercise purging. Claims to have a couple of TBIs in the past. She still drinks alcohol all the time by the way, despite the TBIs and inability to eat.
Mom is LYING and LAZY.
28 x 3 = 84. And she weighs less than that. BMI: <13.
Because you exchanged regular pukey purging for starving and exercise purging.
Not a candy person.
Another random injury. it's almost like excessive exercise every day when you're malnourished is dangerous. If it happened at all, which I don't suspect it did since she's back to dancing and wearing nothing in a few days. She also provided no evidence of her broken arm despite posting 5 times per day some days.
But! By this point she starts posting an endless parade of pizza, nachos, wings, and alcohol and she does gain weight so maybe she's in recovery!
HAHA NOPE. Here's my low-cal smoothie recipe, great for weight loss, I've had an ED since I was 10 AMA.
So much pain! Here is a post about that one time I had an actual medical emergency that was not related to starving myself.
"I don't really want to get into it but I'm fine."
Claiming she was beaten up by her neighbor and has another concussion, no proof of this either. Later chimps out because her friend sends her a news article about fake service dogs and she immediately assume he’s calling her a faker. Classic.
“Yes my family is intentionally impeding my ability to continue to FIGHT for life/health/wellness/independence/easement of pain.” Now what ever could that be about? Could she be trying to get a certain diagnosis that would make her starving and puking Not Her Fault (tm)?
So I had a little look-see into this clinic she attends after this. Maybe we could get some clues as to why her family of unspecified medical professionals don’t want her to get the treatment she needs. Okay, I'm not a medfag but this sure sounds like woo to me.
“This dude died, here is what a great person he thought I was.’ Jesus, Skinwalker did the same thing with the girls from her school that died, the posts she made about them always were about how much she meant to them. It’s gotta be a Nebraska thing. Or a narcissistic bulimic munchie thing.
Can work out for 5 hours. Needs her dog to pull her luggage through the airport.
Pop those ribs out gurl
She keeps getting kicked out of places because of the dog, pitching a fit, forcing the company to apologize, then going back there to gloat that she won to the staff who likely don’t give a fuck. It’s such a narc move.
Stormy is now training to be a therapy dog even though she’s elderly and in a lot of pics looks like she might be developing cataracts.
Around this time she starts her insta and it’s the same thirsty THOT shit she posts on facebook.
Lmao
goes to outdoor promo gig in summer, doesn’t want to be outside in the sun, faints or pretends to, medics called, refuses to go back to work, gets fired, IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!!
Two things to note: 1) her weight is improved and she has been posting tons of food again and going out to eat with her mother. Maybe some kind of ultimatum; she also stops attending the woowoo clinic. 2) Stormy the elderly dog has now been upgraded from therapy dog to “spare service dog.” Yanno, like your spare keys, except it’s dragging an elderly dog to bars.
“please tell me how wonderful I am”
HAHA she posts this “hate mail.” Girl you sent that yourself.
And there we have it. She has the gastroparesis and so does the other girl she was calling “SKINNY BITCHES BECAUSE ILLNESS SO FUCK OFF.” Raise your hand if you’re shocked.
Stormy the spare service dog is “formerly” aggressive and at least some of her friends think her health problems are bullshit. This whole chimp out was over someone asking if she wanted to go to the dog park with them or walk dogs together when she frequently posts asking if someone wants to meet up at the dog park or go for a walk.
Screaming because the police won’t storm this restaurant to arrest the whole staff and replace them with ADA-friendly staff. Even her usual crowd of ass kissers is telling her to stop trying to destroy small businesses.
In the days after she announces she has gastroparesis, she also lets us in on her gastroparesis-friendly diet of sushi, booze, cupcakes, bubble tea, mac and cheese, unspecified buffet slop, and tacos. As I mentioned before this she was posting from restaurants and bars nearly daily, and this is about what she was eating then too.
“I’m never immunocompromised enough to catch a rhinovirus.” Translation: I’m so healthy I don’t even get colds that often.
Trying to adopt another rottweiler to be a service dog because why just have two service dogs when you can have three?! Successfully adopts the dog and immediately slaps a vest on it and takes it to dinner.
The elderly aggressive rescue dog had “the privilege to come out” with the queen of the known universe.
So interestingly, she’s only been posting old or closely-cropped photos of herself even though before it was a bikini selfie 6 times a day all year long. I think she was unhappy that she gained a little weight and is now trying to lose it again. Her ribs don’t stick out at all anymore even though she’s in the spine-crack position.
"Mommy and daddy told me something I didn't want to hear so now I shall drink and pout around their house"
I think what’s going on here is her parents put the kibosh on the purging and she’s been steadily gaining weight because she can’t stop eating all the fast food and junk she had been used to eating. Anyway, she looks good, albeit like she needs to be dipped in disinfectant. Shame about that personality though.
Case in point on the bulimia. What a massive pile of beige food.
So if the old dog with cataracts isn’t going to work anymore, why u still doing CGC? She’ll keep bringing up that Stormy is (AKC CGC). CGC is like, basic obedience and socialization.
Ahh see now I’m on the fence about whether or not the upcoming mom poison saga is true, because I don’t believe a word that comes out of this self-centered dumpster-goblin’s mouth, but I also know if I had to interact with her on a regular basis I would be puttin’ a lil’ nip of arsenic in her booze too. This time several people tell her to shut her inflamed penishole of a mouth and stop playing sick for sympathy. Narcs gonna narc so she blocks everyone who disagrees with her.
The old aggressive rescue service dog with cataracts also has tumors.
Doesn’t explain what this painful outpatient procedure was but does bring it up every chance she gets for several weeks because she’s just having such a rough time recovering. Usually says this in the same post that she’s explaining she got drunk as fuck last night. Hinting she has some autoimmune disease.
She’s back to starving herself and mom is bribing her to eat more by buying her a shitload of makeup if she will pick up yogurt and frozen meals. What an absolute child.
Rheum appt.
This is a post about another dead friend – all about herself and how no one understands her but this dead friend did.
Got a booboo, needed eye drops. Once again tells the story about how once she almost lost her eye 15 years ago.
Finally, she posts this and then goes radio silent for 5 months.
We'll stop there for now, but she'll be back. We're still years from the start of the poisoning.
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My god what a bitch. What exactly does her service dog do, again? And, not going to lie, I didn't read all of the posts...her ranting was too much. So I may have missed it, but has no one mentioned how much she drinks while (allegedly) having GP? And how does she drink that much and function enough to thot it up every night? So many questions...
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Woooo, she's a mess. She's bitchy, whiny, entitled, and doesn't try to hide any of it. I completely get not wanting to answer questions about your illness/disability, but you can't expect compassion, understanding, kindness, and accommodations when people don't understand your issues. You don't have to tell your medical history or life story, just give facts about your disorder, and above all be polite.
Thanks, Kate Farms Shill!
Thanks, Kate Farms Shill!
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- Feb 21, 2018
At the end of the last part, Kiley posted "goodbye" on her facebook and then disappeared for five months. Given how active she has been and the fact that she apparently had no phone or contact with her friends during this period, I can only assume that her parents finally gave her an ultimatum to get her into treatment although she claims she just wanted a break. Worth noting that Kiley has been declared a disabled dependent for tax/insurance purposes because of the TBI and she only works occasional promo gigs that are becoming fewer and further between as she burns all her bridges. She's very dependent on her mother for everything.
This is the part where we learn the absolute hell that Kiley's animals endure, because it's so much worse than just being dragged to bars. She also uses her family members' health crises for her own gain. I'm pretty desensitized to munchie antics but by the end of writing this part I wanted to hold her head underwater until the bubbles stop.
And with that, we have finally reached the start of the Munchausen-by-Proxy saga. Right down the rabbit hole, fellas. Shit's about to get real fucking weird.
This is the part where we learn the absolute hell that Kiley's animals endure, because it's so much worse than just being dragged to bars. She also uses her family members' health crises for her own gain. I'm pretty desensitized to munchie antics but by the end of writing this part I wanted to hold her head underwater until the bubbles stop.
Back to Facebook and to exercise purging! She brings up OCD a lot for a few weeks but it's always in that pop culture way, not the "actually diagnosed with OCD" way.
it’s for YOUR benefit DICK! Now I have to go burn off that tic-tac I had for lunch.
“Reposting this because it’s my dog’s death anniversary, not because I want to reminisce on when I was so skinny I could use his collar as a belt and trigger my ED so I can get back there.” She posts a whole bunch of pics from when she was super skelly after this.
"I'm so not mad about this I'm going to write 5 paragraphs about how mad I'm not"
Title IX was part of the Education Amendments passed in 1972, you dense yeast cake. It just doesn't apply to the Boy Scouts (or the girl scouts, girl guides, campfire girls, YMCA, YWCA, sororities, fraternities, Girls'/Boys' Conferences of the American Legion, girls' or boys' private schools...)
She has so many followers and almost no engagement on these posts. She had her party, then an afterparty (as if it’s a major event for a celebrity?), then her drunk ass lost her phone but it’s NOT HER FAULT, YOU HAVE TO FIND IT. Why do the literal worst things happen to meeeee?
Body checkin’
There is no way she’s staying up for 6.5 days straight and is still this coherent. Now mostly a vegan and all her bloodwork is mysteriously perfect. Yeah, Kiley, you have an eating disorder, a personality disorder, and no responsibilities. Mystery solved.
Mushrooms. Very GP-friendly. Oh hey, Kiley knows a lot about the sources of various poisons. What an interesting and unexpected tidbit of information that we definitely will not need to reference again in a future post.
Oh no, something is seriously wrong with Ramses’ joints and he needs to go on sick leave. It’s the vet’s fault!!!! Two days later: working the injured dog. Save your top hats, you’ll need them when you find out what this wretched gutter hag did to this very good boy. This is about when the third "service dog," the girl rottie who was sometimes called Wiggles and sometimes Khaleesi, which I think is the dog with the tie-dye bandana in this last pic, disappears never to be mentioned again. Just put a pin in that for right now.
Another eye injury, another ER trip. Told she’s fine and to go home. She decides she needs an eye patch but since it’s someone else’s big event tomorrow and she doesn’t want to draw attention she’ll just wear a plain black one. Ends up getting one then covering it in sequins AND bringing the injured dog with her. Pay attention to ME though! Startin’ to look a lil skelly again.
34 comments asking WHATS WRONG??? 0 answers.
Five days later, we get the answer: her dog that she knew was in excruciating joint pain finally blew out his knees, his hips are fucked, and she was told much more firmly that she was not allowed to work this dog until he has surgery and fully heals. God, how inconvenient! She’ll have to drag the ancient dog around again because heaven forfend she goes bar hopping without a dog.
A few days later: WORKING RAMSES ANYWAY. Keep those top hats handy.
Can’t bring her puppy when she goes on her nightly exercise purge :/
Thank you to these people who walk gently on the many eggshells I have lain at their feet.
Dog has a bilateral TPLO – tibial plateau leveling osteotomy. This process involves cutting through bone and changing the angle at the knee joint, then stabilizing it all with plates and screws. It’s a very common surgery but it requires a predictably long rehabilitation period – very restricted activity, no jumping, no lunging, no running, no wrestling, no tug-of-war, no stairs unless absolutely necessary, short walks on leash only, and crate him if you can’t watch him like a hawk. It's also extraordinarily expensive. Both knees like this would easily hit $8k just for the surgery, not all the pre-surgical workup and imaging. Not that she paid for it.
Less than a month later: omg it’s so cute when my dog jumps around and dances when he’s supposed to be not even allowed to walk all the way to the end of the block yet!
Three weeks after that: working him again.
“I took my dog who had his bones shaved down 2 months ago out because it was his birthday, not because I desperately needed attention.”
...Oh no what could have happened.
Sorry to tell you: the dog dies in this one. Sleep well, sweet prince.
A few days later: nana’s dying. Oh well, she had a good run!
Never officially retired the 12-year-old dog so omg shut up about it already, jeez! From what I hear most people retire SDs at around 8-9 and let them live out their senior years as happy pets. Thankfuly all these people are around to tell Kiley just how pretty and special she is while her granny is dying.
"Mom told me if I didn't eat she would return my favorite toy to the store."
THERE IT IS. She wanted to train him for “bracing” which is already so dangerous and unnecessary. She didn’t get his joints evaluated at all. And in order to train him she rode the dog around the house like he was a fucking pony. Even giving her the benefit of the doubt that she did this at her low weight of 70 lbs, she still WAY exceeded the weight this dog should have ever been carrying. There is no chance it didn't fuck up his joints which were likely already shitty from puppy mill breeding. There is not a doubt in my mind that the pain and stress of ramping up his activity too early, having him jump in and out of cars and be her living cane, contributed to him developing GDV a few weeks after surgery. Hey remember all those comments where people very specifically told her to “stop using your dog as a crutch?” They meant that literally.
A few weeks later, she wants a new puppy to fuck up. But because she’s a narc and can’t admit that she blew out her dog’s knees, she has to buy one from a reputable breeder because she needs to be sure the new one’s knees won’t blow out when she does the same thing. Until she gets her new toy, she’ll just keep dragging the aggressive, elderly, possibly blind dog around because you know. Attention. By the way I don’t think I really need to say this but she has never once mentioned a specific task these animals supposedly do for her (other than 'bracing' which she just mentioned now) or showed off their skills. Not even “muh heartrate alerts.” They’re 100% just props to fill her need for attention.
“Please ask me what’s wrong so I can tell you I don’t want to talk about it, and if say one word I don’t like I will go psychobitch on you, thank u in advance.
”
Wants to move someplace hot. Oh god... god, please no.
This woman is 30.
The elderly dog she’s been dragging around? She’s sick, too. I wonder why!
God I love when they have 0 self awareness.
She posted "taco ride" a few times a week and seeing as she talked about motorcycles in the past i assumed that's what she was doing - riding a motorcycle to get tacos. But nope, bicycle.
All good now because Kiley’s getting a NEW rottweiler puppy to abuse! She’s going to take him everywhere right away! Let’s go to a dark, loud arcade full of drunk people! Or a doggie picnic so he can get all kinds of puppy diseases!
Still working the ancient, blinding dog. But KILEY HAS ANXIETY AND SHE NEEDS HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SERVICE DOG.
Hmm, maybe being an unpleasant piece of shit to everyone is a bad career move.
Oh for fuck's sake, leave this poor old lady in peace.
No one gave me a job even though I have a TBI and my DOG JUST DIED. You’re all toxic and horrible!
Got official doctors notes that her puppy is totally a service dog for real so TAKE THAT RED LOBSTER HOSTESS.
Took the now 13-year-old blind aggressive rescue dog of uncertain origin on vacation for attention. For real, she did it.
Someone’s getting married, so Kiley has an emergency and she NEEDS somewhere to stay RIGHT NOW because there’s a predator in her house. Calls the lucky bride the night before her wedding to make a scene and don’t forget that her DOG IS DEAD.
Stormy is dying, we don’t know when, but here’s a cute pic from when I traumatized her in her last days on this planet by taking her across the country and dragging her into all sorts of strange places because I needed people to know I'm very special.
Another friend dies and I’m pretty sure she went to the scene of his accident immediately thereafter to be the FIRST one to leave flowers ...and also scavenge for keepsake debris.
Remember that this chick claims gastroparesis and a TBI lmao.
FEELING CONCUSSED. She claims what happened is she had an episode of hypoglycemia and collapsed. So translation; starved myself all day, drank too much, lost my balance and ate pavement.
Another suicide by social media.
And she’s back with a chimpout over how she has had a concussion two dozen times. But the real issue is: for reasons unknown she did not get the rottie from the breeder like she wanted and instead she got this adult rescue, and she needed to have an absolute fit so that people wouldn’t ask her too many questions about why no puppy or this dog’s origins yet. Are you done being mad about Ramses' joints and her dragging Stormy to DC? Because you’re gonna need those top hats again in a minute. As a side note, she claims she split her chin open and needed stitches and just like when she broke her arm, when she needed the giant brace for her leg, and when her crazy neighbor beat her up, she mysteriously decided not to post a picture of her face in this album.
Nana’s in the hospital with congestive heart failure and pleural effusion, an Kiley brings the dog just got because omg it makes nanna happy.
Oh but what’s this in the comments? Abused. . .? Haha yeah. We’ll get there.
Nana's dying here's all my health problems. Kiley is very good at dig and/or fog training and would like to make sure ALL munchies can feel free to bring their puppy to dinner.
Girl, there is a difference between “alpha female” and self-absorbed cunt who sucks all the life out of everyone.
Suicide bait: expert mode. She posts this and then doesn't answer the phone. People panic and call the police. Turns out her grandpa died and daddy was a meanie just because his father died. I am like 90% sure what happened was her dad told her she couldn't bring her puppy to the funeral.
How odd, no sign of those stitches she had in her chin a few weeks ago. Had another concussion tho. In case you were wondering, yes this is the only makeup look she knows how to do and yes she does it every time she goes out whether it's appropriate or not.
Yep. The new dog is five years old and he came from a “beyond abusive” environment. She will later admit that he was probably six when she got him. The average rottweiler lifespan is 8-10 years. This dog was left for dead on the side of the road with his legs broken, his jaw and limbs duct taped, and she doesn’t say this yet but his teeth are ground down to nubs. She thinks this is the owner filing them on purpose, but my neighbor’s dumbass doberman ground his own teeth down from chewing on their house’s foundation so who knows. And now he’s a “service dog” for a bulimic narcissist to use as a literal crutch thanks to an enabling twit at the rescue. Not that they fucking care because what’s important is Kiley gets her status symbol rottweiler to drag around. Fuck anyone else, fuck the kid who runs up to him and frightens him and gets their hand crushed (cause even with fucky teeth he's still got power in dem jaws), who cares about the animal. It’s all about what this obnoxious adult woman who thinks she is owed the world wants.
Hahahah this guy thought she was trolling with her constant concussions and abused service dogs. We wish, dude. She keeps censoring the dog’s name because she’s an absolute spazz who wants people to guess it, (as if anyone cares that much) but it’s General Rommel. After General Edwin Rommel. Also known as “The Desert Fox.” Yeah. She named her service dog after an actual Nazi who was BFFs with Hitler. I am convinced this is bait. The same way she keeps picking rottweilers, a breed people think of as vicious so she can #dontbullymybreed. In my opinion, the nazi name is just another thing to provoke people so she can scream that she’s a victim.
Almost immediately takes her newest accessory on vacation to Florida.
Oh no not...urticaria. Hives. Pop a claritin and get over it.
Look at the state of this animal’s teeth.
My dad is dying, better get a pic for my facebook.
No really her dad is in the ICU in a coma and on a vent and possibly not going to pull through and all this walking STD can talk about is how a nurse was so rude about her dog. (Dad survived, by the way, not that she mentions it because it’s not about herself.) Dropping her weight again. 105 lb at 5’7” = BMI 16.4.
it’s for YOUR benefit DICK! Now I have to go burn off that tic-tac I had for lunch.
“Reposting this because it’s my dog’s death anniversary, not because I want to reminisce on when I was so skinny I could use his collar as a belt and trigger my ED so I can get back there.” She posts a whole bunch of pics from when she was super skelly after this.
"I'm so not mad about this I'm going to write 5 paragraphs about how mad I'm not"
Title IX was part of the Education Amendments passed in 1972, you dense yeast cake. It just doesn't apply to the Boy Scouts (or the girl scouts, girl guides, campfire girls, YMCA, YWCA, sororities, fraternities, Girls'/Boys' Conferences of the American Legion, girls' or boys' private schools...)
She has so many followers and almost no engagement on these posts. She had her party, then an afterparty (as if it’s a major event for a celebrity?), then her drunk ass lost her phone but it’s NOT HER FAULT, YOU HAVE TO FIND IT. Why do the literal worst things happen to meeeee?
Body checkin’
There is no way she’s staying up for 6.5 days straight and is still this coherent. Now mostly a vegan and all her bloodwork is mysteriously perfect. Yeah, Kiley, you have an eating disorder, a personality disorder, and no responsibilities. Mystery solved.
Mushrooms. Very GP-friendly. Oh hey, Kiley knows a lot about the sources of various poisons. What an interesting and unexpected tidbit of information that we definitely will not need to reference again in a future post.
Oh no, something is seriously wrong with Ramses’ joints and he needs to go on sick leave. It’s the vet’s fault!!!! Two days later: working the injured dog. Save your top hats, you’ll need them when you find out what this wretched gutter hag did to this very good boy. This is about when the third "service dog," the girl rottie who was sometimes called Wiggles and sometimes Khaleesi, which I think is the dog with the tie-dye bandana in this last pic, disappears never to be mentioned again. Just put a pin in that for right now.
Another eye injury, another ER trip. Told she’s fine and to go home. She decides she needs an eye patch but since it’s someone else’s big event tomorrow and she doesn’t want to draw attention she’ll just wear a plain black one. Ends up getting one then covering it in sequins AND bringing the injured dog with her. Pay attention to ME though! Startin’ to look a lil skelly again.
34 comments asking WHATS WRONG??? 0 answers.
Five days later, we get the answer: her dog that she knew was in excruciating joint pain finally blew out his knees, his hips are fucked, and she was told much more firmly that she was not allowed to work this dog until he has surgery and fully heals. God, how inconvenient! She’ll have to drag the ancient dog around again because heaven forfend she goes bar hopping without a dog.
A few days later: WORKING RAMSES ANYWAY. Keep those top hats handy.
Can’t bring her puppy when she goes on her nightly exercise purge :/
Thank you to these people who walk gently on the many eggshells I have lain at their feet.
Dog has a bilateral TPLO – tibial plateau leveling osteotomy. This process involves cutting through bone and changing the angle at the knee joint, then stabilizing it all with plates and screws. It’s a very common surgery but it requires a predictably long rehabilitation period – very restricted activity, no jumping, no lunging, no running, no wrestling, no tug-of-war, no stairs unless absolutely necessary, short walks on leash only, and crate him if you can’t watch him like a hawk. It's also extraordinarily expensive. Both knees like this would easily hit $8k just for the surgery, not all the pre-surgical workup and imaging. Not that she paid for it.
Less than a month later: omg it’s so cute when my dog jumps around and dances when he’s supposed to be not even allowed to walk all the way to the end of the block yet!
Three weeks after that: working him again.
“I took my dog who had his bones shaved down 2 months ago out because it was his birthday, not because I desperately needed attention.”
...Oh no what could have happened.
Sorry to tell you: the dog dies in this one. Sleep well, sweet prince.
A few days later: nana’s dying. Oh well, she had a good run!
Never officially retired the 12-year-old dog so omg shut up about it already, jeez! From what I hear most people retire SDs at around 8-9 and let them live out their senior years as happy pets. Thankfuly all these people are around to tell Kiley just how pretty and special she is while her granny is dying.
"Mom told me if I didn't eat she would return my favorite toy to the store."
THERE IT IS. She wanted to train him for “bracing” which is already so dangerous and unnecessary. She didn’t get his joints evaluated at all. And in order to train him she rode the dog around the house like he was a fucking pony. Even giving her the benefit of the doubt that she did this at her low weight of 70 lbs, she still WAY exceeded the weight this dog should have ever been carrying. There is no chance it didn't fuck up his joints which were likely already shitty from puppy mill breeding. There is not a doubt in my mind that the pain and stress of ramping up his activity too early, having him jump in and out of cars and be her living cane, contributed to him developing GDV a few weeks after surgery. Hey remember all those comments where people very specifically told her to “stop using your dog as a crutch?” They meant that literally.
A few weeks later, she wants a new puppy to fuck up. But because she’s a narc and can’t admit that she blew out her dog’s knees, she has to buy one from a reputable breeder because she needs to be sure the new one’s knees won’t blow out when she does the same thing. Until she gets her new toy, she’ll just keep dragging the aggressive, elderly, possibly blind dog around because you know. Attention. By the way I don’t think I really need to say this but she has never once mentioned a specific task these animals supposedly do for her (other than 'bracing' which she just mentioned now) or showed off their skills. Not even “muh heartrate alerts.” They’re 100% just props to fill her need for attention.
“Please ask me what’s wrong so I can tell you I don’t want to talk about it, and if say one word I don’t like I will go psychobitch on you, thank u in advance.
”
Wants to move someplace hot. Oh god... god, please no.
This woman is 30.
The elderly dog she’s been dragging around? She’s sick, too. I wonder why!
God I love when they have 0 self awareness.
She posted "taco ride" a few times a week and seeing as she talked about motorcycles in the past i assumed that's what she was doing - riding a motorcycle to get tacos. But nope, bicycle.
All good now because Kiley’s getting a NEW rottweiler puppy to abuse! She’s going to take him everywhere right away! Let’s go to a dark, loud arcade full of drunk people! Or a doggie picnic so he can get all kinds of puppy diseases!
Still working the ancient, blinding dog. But KILEY HAS ANXIETY AND SHE NEEDS HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SERVICE DOG.
Hmm, maybe being an unpleasant piece of shit to everyone is a bad career move.
Oh for fuck's sake, leave this poor old lady in peace.
No one gave me a job even though I have a TBI and my DOG JUST DIED. You’re all toxic and horrible!
Got official doctors notes that her puppy is totally a service dog for real so TAKE THAT RED LOBSTER HOSTESS.
Took the now 13-year-old blind aggressive rescue dog of uncertain origin on vacation for attention. For real, she did it.
Someone’s getting married, so Kiley has an emergency and she NEEDS somewhere to stay RIGHT NOW because there’s a predator in her house. Calls the lucky bride the night before her wedding to make a scene and don’t forget that her DOG IS DEAD.
Stormy is dying, we don’t know when, but here’s a cute pic from when I traumatized her in her last days on this planet by taking her across the country and dragging her into all sorts of strange places because I needed people to know I'm very special.
Another friend dies and I’m pretty sure she went to the scene of his accident immediately thereafter to be the FIRST one to leave flowers ...and also scavenge for keepsake debris.
Remember that this chick claims gastroparesis and a TBI lmao.
FEELING CONCUSSED. She claims what happened is she had an episode of hypoglycemia and collapsed. So translation; starved myself all day, drank too much, lost my balance and ate pavement.
Another suicide by social media.
And she’s back with a chimpout over how she has had a concussion two dozen times. But the real issue is: for reasons unknown she did not get the rottie from the breeder like she wanted and instead she got this adult rescue, and she needed to have an absolute fit so that people wouldn’t ask her too many questions about why no puppy or this dog’s origins yet. Are you done being mad about Ramses' joints and her dragging Stormy to DC? Because you’re gonna need those top hats again in a minute. As a side note, she claims she split her chin open and needed stitches and just like when she broke her arm, when she needed the giant brace for her leg, and when her crazy neighbor beat her up, she mysteriously decided not to post a picture of her face in this album.
Nana’s in the hospital with congestive heart failure and pleural effusion, an Kiley brings the dog just got because omg it makes nanna happy.
Oh but what’s this in the comments? Abused. . .? Haha yeah. We’ll get there.
Nana's dying here's all my health problems. Kiley is very good at dig and/or fog training and would like to make sure ALL munchies can feel free to bring their puppy to dinner.
Girl, there is a difference between “alpha female” and self-absorbed cunt who sucks all the life out of everyone.
Suicide bait: expert mode. She posts this and then doesn't answer the phone. People panic and call the police. Turns out her grandpa died and daddy was a meanie just because his father died. I am like 90% sure what happened was her dad told her she couldn't bring her puppy to the funeral.
How odd, no sign of those stitches she had in her chin a few weeks ago. Had another concussion tho. In case you were wondering, yes this is the only makeup look she knows how to do and yes she does it every time she goes out whether it's appropriate or not.
Yep. The new dog is five years old and he came from a “beyond abusive” environment. She will later admit that he was probably six when she got him. The average rottweiler lifespan is 8-10 years. This dog was left for dead on the side of the road with his legs broken, his jaw and limbs duct taped, and she doesn’t say this yet but his teeth are ground down to nubs. She thinks this is the owner filing them on purpose, but my neighbor’s dumbass doberman ground his own teeth down from chewing on their house’s foundation so who knows. And now he’s a “service dog” for a bulimic narcissist to use as a literal crutch thanks to an enabling twit at the rescue. Not that they fucking care because what’s important is Kiley gets her status symbol rottweiler to drag around. Fuck anyone else, fuck the kid who runs up to him and frightens him and gets their hand crushed (cause even with fucky teeth he's still got power in dem jaws), who cares about the animal. It’s all about what this obnoxious adult woman who thinks she is owed the world wants.
Hahahah this guy thought she was trolling with her constant concussions and abused service dogs. We wish, dude. She keeps censoring the dog’s name because she’s an absolute spazz who wants people to guess it, (as if anyone cares that much) but it’s General Rommel. After General Edwin Rommel. Also known as “The Desert Fox.” Yeah. She named her service dog after an actual Nazi who was BFFs with Hitler. I am convinced this is bait. The same way she keeps picking rottweilers, a breed people think of as vicious so she can #dontbullymybreed. In my opinion, the nazi name is just another thing to provoke people so she can scream that she’s a victim.
Almost immediately takes her newest accessory on vacation to Florida.
Oh no not...urticaria. Hives. Pop a claritin and get over it.
Look at the state of this animal’s teeth.
My dad is dying, better get a pic for my facebook.
No really her dad is in the ICU in a coma and on a vent and possibly not going to pull through and all this walking STD can talk about is how a nurse was so rude about her dog. (Dad survived, by the way, not that she mentions it because it’s not about herself.) Dropping her weight again. 105 lb at 5’7” = BMI 16.4.
And with that, we have finally reached the start of the Munchausen-by-Proxy saga. Right down the rabbit hole, fellas. Shit's about to get real fucking weird.
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Unheard Bird
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Perplexes me how people like this make all these posts public on Facebook.