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Seconded, just look at #sonichuheadquarters tag and fags that buy his oven toasted play doh just to get into Christory
Speaking of idk if anyone mentioned this but apparently some vindictive ween left a one star rating on a Vietnam War museum in ruckersvile and said that nearby sonichu headquarters is a better place to visit.
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Even almost half a century later and veterans of Vietnam are still being disgraced by young people


Edit: apparently the museum is permanently closed but it's collection was moved to better bigger home on display in a war museum in Nelson county. Still does make you wonder if being so close the cwcvile ''recycling center '' contributed to its closure
 
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Seconded, just look at #sonichuheadquarters tag and fags that buy his oven toasted play doh just to get into Christory
I can understand buying a medallion from Chris. By that I mean that you would need to be severely autistic, but at least I can understand somebody being such a sperg.

But buying an arguably shittier* imitation that doesn't even look like the ones from Chris from a bunch of nobodies is a layer of second-hand autism I can't wrap my mind around.

It's like willingly getting counterfeit herpes.

*This is quite relative, isn't it? If you are in the market for Chris autistic trinkets, you actually want shitty quality... so if what you get doesn't have semen stains and a pube or two glued to the paint, can it be considered in fact "shittier" relative of what you were expecting? 🤔
 
This whole Merge Religion thing has been puzzling me more and more recently. The amount of times he has posted clearly fabricated "evidence" of the Merge (that auto-generated MJ song comes to mind) implies that he himself doesn't even believe in it anymore. I mean, even his rapidly degenerating brain must have realized while he was typing in the keywords for the song generator that this means he isn't actually able to travel between universes, and that the whole things is a fabrication.
I wonder if he has somehow grown cynical and is merely trying to keep up appearances like a cult leader who lost faith long ago. The difference being that, as opposed to a cult leader, no one ever believed the retardation he was spouting.
 
Null had Chris pose for a photo for his silver coin merch idea.
Of course, he couldn't provide a profile picture like asked, Chris can't do even the minor of things right,
This whole Merge Religion thing has been puzzling me more and more recently. The amount of times he has posted clearly fabricated "evidence" of the Merge (that auto-generated MJ song comes to mind)
He also tried to pass this shoddily painted toy as a true relic from glirby-glorbo dimension on that Dankula interview:
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This whole Merge Religion thing has been puzzling me more and more recently. The amount of times he has posted clearly fabricated "evidence" of the Merge (that auto-generated MJ song comes to mind) implies that he himself doesn't even believe in it anymore. I mean, even his rapidly degenerating brain must have realized while he was typing in the keywords for the song generator that this means he isn't actually able to travel between universes, and that the whole things is a fabrication.
I wonder if he has somehow grown cynical and is merely trying to keep up appearances like a cult leader who lost faith long ago. The difference being that, as opposed to a cult leader, no one ever believed the retardation he was spouting.
Chris keeps up with this because it's the only way he can get any kind of positive attention. He has a massive ego and his enablers feed that. I bet the Merge talk will stop whenever he stops getting attention for it.
 
Of course, he couldn't provide a profile picture like asked, Chris can't do even the minor of things right,

He also tried to pass this shoddily painted toy as a true relic from glirby-glorbo dimension on that Dankula interview:
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Sad thing is take away the connection to sonichu and flip the secondary colors to something that goes with yellow better like black and that could almost pass as a new pokeball design for some new variant akin to the master ball or something like that
 
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This is quite relative, isn't it? If you are in the market for Chris autistic trinkets, you actually want shitty quality... so if what you get doesn't have semen stains and a pube or two glued to the paint, can it be considered in fact "shittier" relative of what you were expecting
Ah yes, finally. The number of layers of pure irony regarding sonichu merch shits is now proportional to the various layers of fat and filth of OPL. It can't get any better.
 
He looks like my diabetic grandma before she passed away...litteraly she looked like that when she had to bring hospitalized for diabetic shock and died
Chris is going to get diabetes for downing those artificially flavored and sweetened sugar water on daily basis.

Your grandmother was thrice better person than Chris ever will, stay strong, fren
 
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