Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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I just remembered, what happened to her debilitating back spasms? A standing desk wouldn't be good for that now would it?
Actually, yes, but it might make her sore at first because some muscles are weak from her sitting all the time. But she won't like that, and she will probably keep the height low for sitting mode and expect her 30,000 dollar chair to eliminate all her pains. She is stupid if she thinks that this setup will make her feel great right away. She needs exercise more than a spendy new setup.
 
Actually, yes, but it might make her sore at first because some muscles are weak from her sitting all the time. But she won't like that, and she will probably keep the height low for sitting mode and expect her 30,000 dollar chair to eliminate all her pains. She is stupid if she thinks that this setup will make her feel great right away. She needs exercise more than a spendy new setup.

The chair will do nothing for her, in fact it will hasten her back's decline by doing all the work her lumbar muscles and core should be doing to keep proper posture. Judy is horrifyingly out of shape for 22-23 and already in serious physical decline. I have no doubt her pain is real, it's not fibro it's her body rebelling against her total sloth and crap diet. She should be running through walls at that age but instead she's already incapable of even walking a mile.
 
That won’t be good enough for Jude. She will ebeg another new chair because she’s “traumatized” by her fatass breaking the other one.

Lol she is well beyond 200. If she’s not pushing 300 I would be shocked.
Since she's so short, my guess is somewhere between 245-260 lbs. She's gained at least 20-25 of those just in the last year, so at the rate she's going, she'll definitely be over 300 long before her chair warranty expires.
 
Just imagine...all that money could have been saved by Judy just doing some simple core strengthening exercises every day. Not even weight training, just easy geriatric stretches and a few crunches and such. But no. Why cure the pain of a weak core when you can pretend it’s a lifelong malady and you need loads of new presents for it?
 
I'm guessing Jude is fairly close to 300 by now. She's massive and steadily gaining. Maybe this time last year she wasn't close, but when you're that fat and sedentary, the weight piles on easily and endlessly.

I've noticed she sometimes uses "covert" tricks to try and hide how big she is like angling her camera downward, wearing ultra-baggy clothes and trying to distract you with wigs and excessive ugly make-up. Those quintuplet chins though are getting lethal, plus she has physical symptoms of the 'beetus and sleep apnea.

The real question is, how long will Jude live? I don't see her making it to 50. Even 40 is starting to feel optimistic. :(
 
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I think Jude weighs more than 300 pounds by now. She once mentioned that she is 5'4"; there is a site called My Body Gallery that shows fat women's bodies (trying to destroy unrealistic beauty images and showing what "real" women look like). Here are some examples of women who weigh 300 pounds at 5'4":
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Those women look almost svelte compared to Jude:
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I think Jude weighs more than 300 pounds by now. She once mentioned that she is 5'4"; there is a site called My Body Gallery that shows fat women's bodies (trying to destroy unrealistic beauty images and showing what "real" women look like). Here are some examples of women who weigh 300 pounds at 5'4":
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Those women look almost svelte compared to Jude:
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There is no way Mel didn't do this on purpose.
 
I think Jude weighs more than 300 pounds by now. She once mentioned that she is 5'4"; there is a site called My Body Gallery that shows fat women's bodies (trying to destroy unrealistic beauty images and showing what "real" women look like). Here are some examples of women who weigh 300 pounds at 5'4":
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Those women look almost svelte compared to Jude:
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I 100% agree. Sometimes people look way "lighter" (idk if that is a word you can even apply to Judy in this context) than they actually are, I've known some people who I knew were "a little" overweight but never would've guessed actually were as heavy as they are.

I don't think Judy is like that though, on top of being fucking massive she also has a very unfortunate fat distribution to the point where you can not even tell her natural body shape. I guess at a certain weight everything starts looking like a blob and your body desperately tries to store the fat anywhere it can (with the worst place being the abdominal space between organs which is Judy's highest risk factor next to diabetes IMO).

As much as I can't stand her, and I'm sure many others agree here, I hope to see her eventually snap out of the HAES bullshit and try to salvage her health as best as she can before she passes away in her 30s from obesity-related complications.

Weighing more than 300 pounds can not be healthy for anyone at any normal human height, no matter how beefy you are.

No special elephant desk chairs and super kyoot overall dresses in size 5x can undo the fact that she is eating herself into an early grave.

As heartless as this might sound, but I'm glad her mother died and that her father isn't too far off either - they clearly loved her despite all her faults. I wouldn't wish it on anyone to witness their child slowly (at this point not that slowly anymore) killing herself.

I'd really like to throw a rainbow on this, but realistically I don't think Judy will ever realise the extent of what she has done to herself. All she cares about is follower counts and getting as much attention as possible, be it negative or positive. She's fucked. :(
 

"A tactic to keep sick and disabled people out of public life indefinitely" lol, because Jude has such an active social life outside of her apartment, am I right?

I legit think that Jude and far too many people like her buy into and promote these "EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY AGAINST DISABLED PEOPLE!" things so they can feel oppressed and justify acting like victims.
 
I forgot to post this last night but needless to say, nothing of worth was missed.
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I tuned in just to see this in chat and someone Jude was playing DBD with going on about paralyzing anxiety at streaming during black history month because Twitch wasn't doing enough to protect them.
 
I forgot to post this last night but needless to say, nothing of worth was missed.
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I tuned in just to see this in chat and someone Jude was playing DBD with going on about paralyzing anxiety at streaming during black history month because Twitch wasn't doing enough to protect them.

I find it funny these types say they're anti-capitalist when they'd be the first ones to off themselves in a real revolution. They are permanent toddlers.

Jude wants more free shit because she scratched her blue light glasses:

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Bitch....

Jude reminding us you can join her expensive Patreon though I'm still lost on what exactly it is she does as a "creator."

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Judy, most artists with quality work need only charge $1-5 a month IF THAT for unlimited content because they are so in demand and have so many willing supporters. This is not how it works.
 
I find it funny these types say they're anti-capitalist when they'd be the first ones to off themselves in a real revolution. They are permanent toddlers.

Jude wants more free shit because she scratched her blue light glasses:

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Bitch....

Jude reminding us you can join her expensive Patreon though I'm still lost on what exactly it is she does as a "creator."

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Judy, most artists with quality work need only charge $1-5 a month IF THAT for unlimited content because they are so in demand and have so many willing supporters. This is not how it works.
Maybe we just don't understand her "art". She thinks it's enough that she exists.
 
I find it funny these types say they're anti-capitalist when they'd be the first ones to off themselves in a real revolution. They are permanent toddlers.

Jude wants more free shit because she scratched her blue light glasses:

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Bitch....

Jude reminding us you can join her expensive Patreon though I'm still lost on what exactly it is she does as a "creator."

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Judy, most artists with quality work need only charge $1-5 a month IF THAT for unlimited content because they are so in demand and have so many willing supporters. This is not how it works.

Especially because capitalism is the only system that would sustain Judy’s fat ass. If she got the magical Communist utopia she claims to want, she would be in a work camp picking potatoes at gunpoint.
 
Especially because capitalism is the only system that would sustain Judy’s fat ass. If she got the magical Communist utopia she claims to want, she would be in a work camp picking potatoes at gunpoint.
I think that is something these morons don't realise. The saying "he who shall not work shall not eat" isn't from the Bible as most think, it's actually one of the tenets of Communism. Communism would also assign you a job, your opportunities were limited to what the State thought you should do. For all its faults, and I am by no means advocating it, beyond State appointed and approved artists, writers, film makers and propaganda artists, there would be no "content creators" in a Communist regime and I'm inclined to think that's no bad thing.

These fucksticks have a mental hard on for Communism but are too stupid to realise, under it, they would not be allowed to live their pathetic lives as they do.
 
I think that is something these morons don't realise. The saying "he who shall not work shall not eat" isn't from the Bible as most think, it's actually one of the tenets of Communism. Communism would also assign you a job, your opportunities were limited to what the State thought you should do. For all its faults, and I am by no means advocating it, beyond State appointed and approved artists, writers, film makers and propaganda artists, there would be no "content creators" in a Communist regime and I'm inclined to think that's no bad thing.

These fucksticks have a mental hard on for Communism but are too stupid to realise, under it, they would not be allowed to live their pathetic lives as they do.
These people take the phrase “from each according to his ability, to each according to his need” and they think “well OBVIOUSLY I would not be expected to labour by hand because I’m fragile and have c-ptsd and a bad back and fibro and such....also obviously I would be given just as many resources as others who work hard because I need them.” Amazingly enough, no communist society is going to determine that you NEED “Starbies” and delivery tacos. Get your food from food rations like everyone else.

They don’t realize that in a communist culture, you don’t get to have a doctor’s note that says you’re excused from working. Do you have two hands? Do you have both legs? You can pick vegetables all day. Oh, you have fibro? Nothing a little hard work won’t cure. No, we don’t need “content creators” for the good of all, we need labourers. So get off your arse and work, or you get no food.

Judy and ilk think that a perfect anti-capitalist utopia involves fat dangerhairs sitting about “creating content” on twitch and social media all day, while everyone else does that whole “necessary hard work” thing, paving and maintaining roads, harvesting and distributing food, maintaining infrastructure, making textiles, running machines at factories and working on assembly lines, running daycares, etc.

For all their talk about how unfair and unbalanced capitalism is, they always imagine themselves as the privileged artisan class with lots of leisure time, and some faceless drones are born to do the actual hard work.
 
These people take the phrase “from each according to his ability, to each according to his need” and they think “well OBVIOUSLY I would not be expected to labour by hand because I’m fragile and have c-ptsd and a bad back and fibro and such....also obviously I would be given just as many resources as others who work hard because I need them.” Amazingly enough, no communist society is going to determine that you NEED “Starbies” and delivery tacos. Get your food from food rations like everyone else.

They don’t realize that in a communist culture, you don’t get to have a doctor’s note that says you’re excused from working. Do you have two hands? Do you have both legs? You can pick vegetables all day. Oh, you have fibro? Nothing a little hard work won’t cure. No, we don’t need “content creators” for the good of all, we need labourers. So get off your arse and work, or you get no food.

Judy and ilk think that a perfect anti-capitalist utopia involves fat dangerhairs sitting about “creating content” on twitch and social media all day, while everyone else does that whole “necessary hard work” thing, paving and maintaining roads, harvesting and distributing food, maintaining infrastructure, making textiles, running machines at factories and working on assembly lines, running daycares, etc.

For all their talk about how unfair and unbalanced capitalism is, they always imagine themselves as the privileged artisan class with lots of leisure time, and some faceless drones are born to do the actual hard work.
And even if you were so far gone mentally you couldnt work? Loafing at home? LOL NO. You'd be packed off to an institution to weave baskets.


And if you were genuinely incapable? You're a useless eater. At best, no medical treatment to stop you dying a preventable death, at worst, you're going to be killed.
 
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