DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[kebab4you]

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I'm 6'3, how dare you DSP

 

[YokuNama]

Seems like in every single video or clip where Phil is interacting with other people, he's just placating them. You can tell in his voice that he just wants to be done with talking to them. Except with Rambo, of course.

I honestly think Phil's whole intention for having a woman is to present his fans how big of an adult he is, and also present to the trolls and detractors how "successful" he is. Not because he actually loves her.

C'mon man. The last time we saw them together they were awkward as fuck around each other, and the relation ship was still relatively new. Can't imagine after 2 years that got any better.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Hey Phil hope you enjoyed reading our posts on Read the Farms Tuesday! See you next week!

 

[Pargon]

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Whenever I run out of antidepressants and alcohol all I need to do while I'm waiting for the delivery man is remind myself how many times Phil must have come here to read page after page of people calling him a fat, unwashed, dishonest, untalented, uneducated, ignorant scamming faggot and I laugh and laugh and manage to hold on for another day.

 

[The Clown Dimension]

Some guy called Lafferty (?) tipped $10 to say it's his birthday tomorrow. Phil says usually people GET money for their birthday instead of giving it to other people but he's appreciative and happy early birthday. Way more of a b-day shout-out than Derich ever got.

Same guy a few minutes later tips another $11 saying that he's a huge fan, that him telling him happy birthday means so much and that he wanted to give a little extra.

I just... don't get it. I really don't.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Whenever I run out of antidepressants and alcohol all I need to do while I'm waiting for the delivery man is remind myself how many times Phil must have come here to read page after page of people calling him a fat, unwashed, dishonest, untalented, uneducated, ignorant scamming faggot and I laugh and laugh and manage to hold on for another day.

Not ony that, but reading it and being unable to do anything about it. Of course there's nothing to stop you from making an account and getting verified Phil, but we know why you won't, because it's outside your echo chamber.

 

[Forbidden Math]

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Gonna be honest Phil, I really enjoy all the FUN INTERACTIONS I have with the folks at kiwi farms. They're generally a lot of fun, and usually nice so long as you don't act like a faggot. Oh, well, I guess that's gonna be a problem for you...

 

[Pargon]

Gonna be honest Phil, I really enjoy all the FUN INTERACTIONS I have with the folks at kiwi farms. They're generally a lot of fun, and usually nice so long as you don't act like a faggot. Oh, well, I guess that's gonna be a problem for you...

Phil wouldn't know true joy or friendship or camaraderie if they pushed him down and sat on his face and sang Hallelujah which is why he's convinced that we gather here and seethe over him day after day rather than enjoying the neverending sideshow he willingly presents himself as, six days a week.

Makes sense to me!

 

[actually]

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I can't imagine that midget is an acceptable word for Twitch, although retard seems to be copascetic, so who knows.

Some guy called Lafferty (?) tipped $10 to say it's his birthday tomorrow. Phil says usually people GET money for their birthday instead of giving it to other people but he's appreciative and happy early birthday. Way more of a b-day shout-out than Derich ever got.

Same guy a few minutes later tips another $11 saying that he's a huge fan, that him telling him happy birthday means so much and that he wanted to give a little extra.

I just... don't get it. I really don't.

Seems chargeback-y to me, tbh.

Not ony that, but reading it and being unable to do anything about it. Of course there's nothing to stop you from making an account and getting verified Phil, but we know why you won't, because it's outside your echo chamber.

Any time you want to get verified, Phil, you are welcome to come try and own us. You won't even catch a ban for daring to disagree.

 

[Draventren]

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>mental midgets

Any chance we can get a poll going to see who here knows how to do any or all of the following things?
-do their own laundry
-cook for themselves
-pay their taxes on time
-budget their money
-speak and write English beyond a grade 7 level

Phil, my dude, you don't want to go around calling people stupid because of all the dumb shit you say and do on the regular is going to scrutinized and pointed out harshly because you're borderline functional on a good day.

As well, I'm having a shitty week so I thought I'd add this in the wake of Phil's comments: you guys are the most fun and interesting toxic mess I've had the pleasure of shit posting with.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I can't imagine that midget is an acceptable word for Twitch, although retard seems to be copascetic, so who knows.



Seems chargeback-y to me, tbh.



Any time you want to get verified, Phil, you are welcome to come try and own us. You won't even catch a ban for daring to disagree.

Actually that is pretty interesting and funny. Phil has never attempted to come over to the farms and tried to prove us wrong or just attempt to argue with us how "mentally retarded" we are. We know he shit talks about people on here all the time on his streams, brought the forum up on his wasteland of a website and lurks this website like a leech on Tuesdays or when he's sitting down in bed without his wife next to him.

He's a complete coward and hates any form of confrontational dialogue, he won't ever post here because he has no hope in controlling the narrative and no one will bend down to him here.

 

[Balr0g]

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We all know you like reading here since it's the only topic you can actually talk about (besides food you clearly can't cook yourself and your own old history no one cares about). And we all know you will keep streaming and never go back working a normal job. And it's all your own fault. You created that history and every employer will find it regardless how well you try to mask it.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

We all know you like reading here since it's the only topic you can actually talk about (besides food you clearly can't cook yourself and your own old history no one cares about). And we all know you will keep streaming and never go back working a normal job. And it's all your own fault. You created that history and every employer will find it regardless how well you try to mask it.

That's your fault! You created that flawed business model!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Actually that is pretty interesting and funny. Phil has never attempted to come over to the farms and tried to prove us wrong or just attempt to argue with us how "mentally retarded" we are. We know he shit talks about people on here all the time on his streams, brought the forum up on his wasteland of a website and lurks this website like a leech on Tuesdays or when he's sitting down in bed without his wife next to him.

He's a complete coward and hates any form of confrontational dialogue, he won't ever post here because he has no hope in controlling the narrative and no one will bend down to him here.

Even if you want to give him an "interview", you not only have to paypig him for "lost revenue" you also have to make the interview into a platform for him to practice pignosis over your audience. Remember the disaster that was the interview "conducted" by Quarterpounder the Beta Burger who got punched out by a troon?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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Notice how his eyes keep flicking back to the chat, making sure no one disagrees with him.
Fuck's sake, Phil, how does one manage to look like a trembling deer in headlights while talking shit?

 

[Schmeckel]

If you're self-employed, small business etc, you need to make quarterly tax payments because no withholding is occurring. Of course, Phil's "quarterly tax payments" for Q1 are coincidentally due April 15th, same as fucking everyone else's.

Well, you don't NEED to make quarterly payments. It is just extremely recommended so that you don't find yourself on the receiving end of the helicopter dick of the IRS when you have to fork over an entire year's worth of tahxes. Then again, if you are a responsible business owner/self-employed-dude, you would already account for these tahxes and have it set aside already so it wouldn't matter if you made one big yearly payment or did it quarterly.

This is Phil we're talking about, though. As soon as those tips come in, he tips Scopely. Tahxes are even less than an afterthought when there's a feud going on.

 

[YokuNama]

"Does your wife brag about you at work"

Phil - "I don't know we have fun and we talk about how her day went. Stop asking stupid questions."

Well first of all what she talks about at work would be "part of her day" and second he knows she doesn't talk about him at work because she would be thoroughly embarrassed. If she does get asked what her husband does she probably says he runs an online business and then completely changes the topic to avoid discussing details.

 

[SPhobos]

what an unhappy marriage lmfao i love it

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

what an unhappy marriage lmfao i love it

The fact that he got his panties in a twist over such an innocent question speaks volumes

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It's so obvious that Phil and Kathy barely acknowledge each other, but he has to keep up the facade to be a Big Boy Mature Adult to a bunch of wheelchairs.