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Which is why having him as a main character for prolonged periods of time doesn't work. He can't evolve into a new character, nor can the audience stand a static character. He has to be relegated to the background or be made into a McGuffin for it to work.
Which is why he did, eventually, evolve and change as he got older, which is only reasonable. In retrospect, "Boba Fett, Most Notorious Bounty Hunter in the Galaxy" is a relatively short period of in-universe time in his life in the EU, outside of which he's an orphaned kid struggling to survive and make a name for himself, a young man briefly in love, and ultimately an aging grandfather dealing with the literal weight of an entire world on his shoulders while slowly succumbing to cancer.
 
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Static characters are traditionally not the stuff of protagonists or major characters for a reason. Because growth and change is a big thing in story telling.
Exactly. Character growth and change is a major part of keeping the audience awake for prolonged periods of time. The best I've seen Fett work in a story as a protagonist is a short story where he remains the same and is relegated to sniffing after other, bigger characters like Luke, Han, or Starkiller.
 
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That's how the story for the comic treated it. Fett was just a gopher for Darth Vader while Starkiller 2.0 was destroying things left and right.
I mean, Starkiller was a protagonist for a game and grew as a character during it. Growth does mean they are a larger character, at least in terms of complexity.
 
I mean, Starkiller was a protagonist for a game and grew as a character during it. Growth does mean they are a larger character, at least in terms of complexity.
Especially at the end of TFU2, where Starkiller boasts to Vader that he defeated and SPARED the Sith Lord.

"I CHOSE to spare you. I've finally broken your hold over me."

For a game that most people would relegate to the bargain bin, it had some really good points in the story and some nice dialogue.
 
If anything, I'd say that KOTOR/TOR are much worse about "shifting the climax" because of how Palpatine is diminished by the introduction of Vitiate/Valkorion.

Vitiate was powerful but I never liked him as a character as much as Palpatine. Palpatine imo had a more interesting backstory and I always thought of him as being one of the most dangerous Sith Lord not because of his sheer power but because of his cunning. I wasn’t bugged by the notion of the modern sith losing a lot of raw power because there would inevitably be a lot of knowledge that gets lost between master and apprentice since each Sith Lord seemed to have their own philosophy and preferred powers. Also since there were only 2 of them there would be less collective knowledge and more importantly less development of dark side powers. Which is why both Palpatine and later Sideous tried to make up for this by having a large collection of sith artifacts, writings, holocrons, etc.

I don't think that that's a fair comparison. The narrative weight of Star Wars had to shift somewhere after the last, lingering embers of conflict between the New Republic and the Imperial Remnant died down, and the idea that Palpatine may have been preparing the Empire to fend off the Vong invasion doesn't change the fact that his first and primary goal for the Empire was to cement Sith rule over the Galaxy forever (and in fact, the #PalpatineDidNothingWrong idea was used as an in-universe plot-point for Imperial die-hards to harp on, only to be quickly dismissed by Han Solo).

I didn’t mind the New Jedi Order books having a new nemesis, I’m glad they didn’t rehash the Galactic Alliance v Imperial Remnant.

What used to bug me was that some would apologize for the Death Star and Palpatine. The Death Star was a major waste of resources that should’ve been spent elsewhere imo and there’s no guarantee that the Vong would have failed to defeat it or simply avoided it. Also, imo it’s clear as you said that the Sith cared about the Sith first and foremost.

Do you remember which book Han refutes it in? If you don’t that’s ok I’ll Google it.

The better way to put it would be that Palpatine was doing the right thing for preparing against the Vong, but he did it with all the wrong methods and reasons. (ie. slavery, murder, genocide) It also makes the Jedi look good for defeating the Vong without having to resort to Palpatine's extreme methods.

Yeah that’s a good way to put it.

Exactly. I think the moment that really hooked me on the NJO was when Shedao Shai presents Corran Horn with the jeweled skeleton of Horn's old friend, Elegos A'Kla, after ritually torturing and executing him, and, from Shai's perspective, this is all well and good because he's granted A'Kla a very high degree of honor in Yuuzhan Vong culture. That was what made the Vong such great villains, the way that they were portrayed as acting in accordance with a consistent set of ideals and principals that just happened to be complete and utter anathema to the heroes, and vice-versa. It's like the Aztecs invading Spain, to borrow one of my old history teachers' favorite hypothetical scenarios.

I know I complained previously about the Vong but that is what I liked about them as well. Although Star Wars has a lot of alien species a lot of times they came across as just tinted humans with a quirk or they would share a similar sense of morality to humans (there were exceptions). The Vong were completely alien in their thinking and culture. They also made Star Wars a lot darker which was a nice change of pace.

What was cool about it is that it went the other way too. Like the Vong saw droids in a similar horrified way and everyone in Star Wars kinda took them for granted. This led to one of my favorite part of the series when Lando built those droids to screw with them.

Dark Empire Luke Skywalker was indeed pretty badass. He was also arguably the most 90s-looking Star Wars figure ever made.

Even though I wasn’t a big fan of Palpatine coming back I did like how Luke & Leia progressed in the series. It also was pretty jarring to see him like that. With me at least I was like “wtf happened?” And I had to know... it may not have been the best plot line but it was better than the ST and it did a better job at marketing merch. It was also entertaining too.

Reminds me that that series was running with the implication of future half-human, half-alien Skywalker babies.

I always under the impression that aliens with weird skin color and hair as simply evolved or mutated humans. I think the Twilleks were retconned that way as well since they can have kids with humans apparently.

I mean, Starkiller was a protagonist for a game and grew as a character during it. Growth does mean they are a larger character, at least in terms of complexity.
Starkiller was ok. I liked the game more than the plot but the point of a game is to have fun. The plot is secondary.
 
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Darth Plagueis. The one Sith whose feats Palpatine was trying to emulate in vain. The main reason why he even brought in Anakin as his apprentice in the first place, instead of letting him die with the rest of the Jedi.
Plagueis was killed by Sidious. By your "blow up planets" metric, that makes him more powerful. 😉

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
-Darth Vader
You can't get more simple than that.
Yes, that's exactly my point.

Not really. Especially when the original, primary texts talk about feats that nobody on-screen can replicate. Vader talks of how planet-busting is nothing compared to the Force...
Because the Force can allow you to manipulate an entire galaxy into going to war with itself, not because the Force can allow you you to blow up two planets simultaneously. 😆

Also, it's been done before by other franchises. The Silmarillion, which is supplemetary material for the Lord of the Rings trilogy, has characters far more powerful than Gandalf or Sauron, like Eru Illuvatar and Morgoth.
The Silmarillion was written by the same author as Lord of the Rings (merely edited by his son), and is arguably itself the primary text, from Tolkien's point of view. This is not remotely comparable to EU characters outmuscling the cast of Lucas's SW films.

No she wasn't. That was ONI, the organization that launched the Spartan program in order to quash human insurrectionists. Halsey was just some nerd whom they hired to help. If she wasn't involved, ONI would have hired someone else, and that someone else could end up being worse than Halsey.
Irrelevant. The fact remains that you simply don't turn children into cyborg assassins to suppress a colonial independence movement and remain any kind of moral person.

It was still more public than digging in KOTOR's side plots and finding out that the resident Jedi guardian in your party was gay
Yes, it was. I'm not contesting that point.

It's not a dick-measuring contest when more people speak Klingon than Mando'a.
That is literally what you are doing here: setting up a dick-measuring contest. 😂

You really weren't there when TOR launched, were you? There's no shortage of KOTOR fans who said that both it and the Revan novel were bullshit. And KOTOR fans were the target audience for both TOR and the Revan novel. And as a fan of TOR, I came across so many people swearing up and down how they don't see TOR as canon.
I don't care what you or your friends think about a given piece of SW media. The original point of contention was your declaration that Mando'a was not really heard of outside of Republic Commando, which I disproved. Everything since then has been you tilting at strawmen.

Why not? Both were de-constructions of the franchise they were based on, and both KOTOR 2 and DS9 were loved by the fans. It is an appropriate comparison to make.
It's the cringe factor of your self-imposed echo chamber that prioritizes the inherently flawed storytelling medium of games above everything else.
 
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Saying that characters from supplementary works should surpass the heroes of the primary text is rather arrogant and ungrateful.
You make it sound like Imperator's nine year old daring not to eat his greens, rather than someone who prizes all the Star Wars Mythos, not a select portion.
Pretty much. Boba Fett in the Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy is an interesting character because he's basically a deconstruction of the idea of being the ultimate badass, because there's nothing in his life beyond maintaining that status. Bossk, Dengar, whatshername, they all have families and concerns beyond bounty hunting and bounty hunter in-fighting. Not Boba Fett. That's what makes him the best, but it also ultimately makes him a hollow man, more machine than human in many ways.
Which one? Dengar's wife, Kateel?

He definitely is that, which is why him being sentimental is ridiculous.
Which is why he did, eventually, evolve and change as he got older, which is only reasonable. In retrospect, "Boba Fett, Most Notorious Bounty Hunter in the Galaxy" is a relatively short period of in-universe time in his life in the EU, outside of which he's an orphaned kid struggling to survive and make a name for himself, a young man briefly in love, and ultimately an aging grandfather dealing with the literal weight of an entire world on his shoulders while slowly succumbing to cancer.
So as he got older he became a pussy who let some wannabes emotionally blackmail him?
Halsey was the reason those kids suffered and died in the first place. Trying to position her as some sort of moral figure is simply lunacy.
Halo is about running and shooting people online.
 
Reminder that Sneer is so selective and full of it he ignores canon where Traviss doesn't write it. Nylund's main work on Halo is a no because it contrasts the lady that makes the Boba Fett armor guys hug, so ignore him. Even though he wrote the lore and established it for Bungee. Doing this would be like refusing Lucas decisions from the OT because some weirdo wrote something else years later... oh wait he do that too.

He also conveniently hates when Traviss wants her Boba Fetts to go to the land of thousands of volcano cannons that erupt in their face. So not even she's safe.

If you are a man and wear Mando Armor, you are not safe around him. The closeted desire to be fired out of a missile into forbidden love is too much.
 
Fuck. I have to get rid of mine now.
Don't get me wrong. That armor's cool. But the Mandos I liked were a warrior blood cult that basically took all aliens alongside the humans. Note the man, and how he ignores all non-human Mandos for they are not sexy in their beskar armor.

Note the jealous rage when Klingons are brought in, for they outshine his true love; an old man with a robot leg that trained Vader's grandaughter.
 
Don't get me wrong. That armor's cool. But the Mandos I liked were a warrior blood cult that basically took all aliens. Note the man, and how he ignores all non-human Mandos for they are not sexy in their beskar armor.

Note the jealous rage when Klingons are brought in, for they outshine his true love; an old man with a robot leg that trained Vader's grandaughter.

I'm reading the Dark Horse Knights of the Old Republic comics and in one of the issues I just read a half hour ago, they literally were telling recruits that they are forging armor for their species. It's in the first or second Vector issue. Mandos literally saying they don't give a fuck about species, they will show you how to be Mando.
 
Vitiate was powerful but I never liked him as a character as much as Palpatine. Palpatine imo had a more interesting backstory and I always thought of him as being one of the most dangerous Sith Lord not because of his sheer power but because of his cunning. I wasn’t bugged by the notion of the modern sith losing a lot of raw power because there would inevitably be a lot of knowledge that gets lost between master and apprentice since each Sith Lord seemed to have their own philosophy and preferred powers. Also since there were only 2 of them there would be less collective knowledge and more importantly less development of dark side powers. Which is why both Palpatine and later Sideous tried to make up for this by having a large collection of sith artifacts, writings, holocrons, etc.
Palpatine was smarter, Vitiate was stronger.
I didn’t mind the New Jedi Order books having a new nemesis, I’m glad they didn’t rehash the Galactic Alliance v Imperial Remnant.
I mean, what else could the Imperial Remnant do? They tried everything from revived Emperors, to superweapons, to mass-produced Dark Jedi.
What used to bug me was that some would apologize for the Death Star and Palpatine. The Death Star was a major waste of resources that should’ve been spent elsewhere imo and there’s no guarantee that the Vong would have failed to defeat it or simply avoided it. Also, imo it’s clear as you said that the Sith cared about the Sith first and foremost.
It would have worked well against the Vong, and other foes that attacked you with massive numbers of ships and troops. It works well from a war of attrition standpoint, but if the enemy gets their hands on the blueprints and they have a Force-sensitive who can make the shot against the weak point, you're boned.
I know I complained previously about the Vong but that is what I liked about them as well. Although Star Wars has a lot of alien species a lot of times they came across as just tinted humans with a quirk or they would share a similar sense of morality to humans (there were exceptions). The Vong were completely alien in their thinking and culture. They also made Star Wars a lot darker which was a nice change of pace.
They actually were very alien, especially in their war-making.
What was cool about it is that it went the other way too. Like the Vong saw droids in a similar horrified way and everyone in Star Wars kinda took them for granted. This led to one of my favorite part of the series when Lando built those droids to screw with them.
Yep. He basically made the SW equivalent of terminators and utterly scared the crap out of them.
Even though I wasn’t a big fan of Palpatine coming back I did like how Luke & Leia progressed in the series. It also was pretty jarring to see him like that. With me at least I was like “wtf happened?” And I had to know... it may not have been the best plot line but it was better than the ST and it did a better job at marketing merch. It was also entertaining too.
Dark Empire was also well-loved by Lucas, as I remember:
Tom Veitch: "We had great response. I still get letters from people telling me that Dark Empire was the best of the continuing stories, that it should be made into a movie, that it should be a novel, etc. George Lucas told me personally that he loved it. Some people had a problem with the bringing back of the emperor. But as I have explained elsewhere, we did that under George Lucas' direction. Originally we asked him if we could bring back Darth Vader, assuming that the empire would want to perpetuate the image of Vader in order to strike fear into the hearts of billions. So they would put somebody else inside the Vader costume, of course. But George nixed that and told us we could bring back the emperor."
I always under the impression that aliens with weird skin color and hair as simply evolved or mutated humans. I think the Twilleks were retconned that way as well since they can have kids with humans apparently.
Common ancestry, perhaps. Like the different elf species in Elder Scrolls that were all descended from an original Mer race.
Starkiller was ok. I liked the game more than the plot but the point of a game is to have fun. The plot is secondary.
Basically. The TFU games were a nice place to unwind and blow shit up with the Force.

Plagueis was killed by Sidious. By your "blow up planets" metric, that makes him more powerful. 😉
Sidious killed Plagueis in his sleep. And then was unable to replicate his ability to create life, forcing Sidious to recruit Anakin, who was stronger in the Force than him.

"Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep."

Oops. Looks like you forgot that one line Sidious spoke.
Yes, that's exactly my point.
That "point" being that there are Force feats and abilities that make the Death Star look like a pile of shit. Which we didn't see in the films, but Vader himself attests to the Force being stronger than the Death Star. If we go with only what we see in the films, he'd be a liar.
Because the Force can allow you to manipulate an entire galaxy into going to war with itself, not because the Force can allow you you to blow up two planets simultaneously. 😆
Nope. Palpatine didn't use the Force to manipulate people into going to war, he used political allies and psychological manipulation. Not an ounce of Force was used to start the Clone Wars. He could have started it even if he wasn't Force-sensitive, since all the political ingredients were there.
The Silmarillion was written by the same author as Lord of the Rings (merely edited by his son), and is arguably itself the primary text, from Tolkien's point of view. This is not remotely comparable to EU characters outmuscling the cast of Lucas's SW films.
Except Lucas had to approve of EU works before they were published. Dark Empire, the work that has Palpatine destroying whole fleets with his mind and repeatedly reviving himself via possessing new clone bodies, had Lucas' blessing, as author Tom Veitch states:

"We had great response. I still get letters from people telling me that Dark Empire was the best of the continuing stories, that it should be made into a movie, that it should be a novel, etc. George Lucas told me personally that he loved it. Some people had a problem with the bringing back of the emperor. But as I have explained elsewhere, we did that under George Lucas' direction. Originally we asked him if we could bring back Darth Vader, assuming that the empire would want to perpetuate the image of Vader in order to strike fear into the hearts of billions. So they would put somebody else inside the Vader costume, of course. But George nixed that and told us we could bring back the emperor."

In that very same comic, the Dark Lords of the Sith laugh at Palpatine when he tries to command them to heal his last broken clone body, seeing him as beneath them. And Tales of the Jedi/SWTOR show us why they think Palpatine is beneath them: because they've had masters that were far more powerful than him. Their response to his command was a resounding "LOL NO, GO FUCK YOURSELF" before they showed him where Anakin Solo was, which led to Palpatine going on a suicide mission which ended with his death at the hands of an Order 66 survivor and Han Solo.

The other works likewise had approval from Lucas before being published, meaning that they too had his blessing.
Irrelevant. The fact remains that you simply don't turn children into cyborg assassins to suppress a colonial independence movement and remain any kind of moral person.
And Halsey was not the person guilty of that. That would be ONI. Blame Parangosky and the command staff at ONI, not Halsey, for they were the ones who gave the order. Halsey was just forced by the government to work on it.
That is literally what you are doing here: setting up a dick-measuring contest. 😂
One that Mando'a loses to Klingon in terms of how many people know it and how pervasive it is in geek culture. As I said before, Klingon is the Latin of geekdom, whereas not that many people use Mando'a outside of Mando fanclubs. Heck, Team Four Star's Dragonball Z parody used Klingon as a stand-in for the Namekian language years ago, despite the fact that Klingon has nothing to do with DBZ.
I don't care what you or your friends think about a given piece of SW media. The original point of contention was your declaration that Mando'a was not really heard of outside of Republic Commando, which I disproved. Everything since then has been you tilting at strawmen.
Yeah, no. Again, SWTOR and the Revan Novel were hated by many fans when they came out. With many even outright stating them to be non-canon. This is why SWTOR is now a free-to-play game, and even before it became free to play, it was called "TORtanic" because it failed as a WoW-killer and didn't get as many people in as EA originally hoped. Which is why most fans have only heard of Mando'a from the Republic Commando game, which was popular during its time.
It's the cringe factor of your self-imposed echo chamber that prioritizes the inherently flawed storytelling medium of games above everything else.
It's the cringe factor of your self-imposed echo chamber that prioritizes novels that have fanfic-tier writing over games that actually try to tackle characters from balanced perspectives. KOTOR 2 actually tried to critique everything from the SW universe fairly: the Jedi, the Sith, the Mandalorians, the Republic, every side had its time to shine, and every side was criticized for their flaws in that game. Not to mention the fact that KOTOR 2 is well-loved by the SW fanbase, while TOR is not. That's why people are still making fanfilms of the KOTOR games, while TOR is barely lingering on to continue its much-maligned later stories. Most of the fans left after the vanilla game, and the few that remain mostly are there to just replay old stories that came out back in 2011, where most of the good writing for TOR was.

As a fan of TOR, I know all of this firsthand. Many KOTOR fans I speak to don't even want to talk about TOR, whereas they can talk for hours about KOTOR 2.
 
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Oh yeah the one Boba Fett story where Fett is the focus that is good is the one where old physically rekt man Fett captures the Butcher of Montellian Serat (5. GORILLION. CREDITS) then finds out old man Han Solo is all alone on back-ass Jubilar and goes to have one final showdown between two old farts that don't want to be old and it ends ambiguously

That one was so Space Western I thought Han was gonna put on a cowboy hat at some point. Fett (barely) expresses actual emotion and it works unlike other stories where Fett shows some humanity (past displaying a sense of irony or feeling anger) and it feels wrong
 
Klingon is practically the Latin of geekdom, is it not? I don't think Mando'a got that far outside of being used for songs in the Republic Commando game.

I don't think it was even Mando'a then, it was just some music that Traviss co-opted for her pet faction. Maybe I'm wrong.

Note the jealous rage when Klingons are brought in, for they outshine his true love; an old man with a robot leg that trained Vader's grandaughter.

Which is a bit like asking fishing advice to a guy who's lived his whole life in a desert. Literally which Jedi has Fett ever killed? Gets totally ignored by Luke because Jabba's goons are a bigger threat, and runs like a pussy from two of the most cannon-fodder Dark Jedi to exist.
 
Boba defiantly works as silent gunslinger. The one where people make tall tales over a drink. I really hope that they can do him right in the Book of Fett :optimistic:


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