Razörfist / The Rageoholic / xRazorfistx / Daniel Paul Harris - Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.

[Joakim]

11:43
Right about how this was a crappy game, DEAD fucking wrong about his god emperor overturning this election... somehow.
NEVER let him forget this anytime he pulls that out of his ass.

Of course the review somehow has to have Cinnamon Hitler in it.

 

[Joakim]

I can’t believe he still thinks that the look of the concept art of Keanu’s character is stolen from Razorfist’s. Why does this guy have such an enormous ego? Could you be anymore delusional?

He probably could.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I can’t believe he still thinks that the look of the concept art of Keanu’s character is stolen from Razorfist’s. Why does this guy have such an enormous ego? Could you be anymore delusional?

Fairly certain that's still a joke.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

11:43
Right about how this was a crappy game, DEAD fucking wrong about his god emperor overturning this election... somehow.
NEVER let him forget this anytime he pulls that out of his ass.

Well, it was too much to ask for a video game review that didn't include bitching about the lack of metal in the soundtrack, I suppose. Funny, doesn't Cyberpunk have a metal radio station (which mostly plays death and black metal, at that)?

 

[HighwayStar]

I found the video. It was the metal mythos he did on Dokken. But that's not even the most laughable claim - His second argument was Nirvana being passed over for artist of the year by fucking Firehouse. Which his hilarious, considering that:

1. Nirvana is one of the most well known rock bands at this point, and Firehouse are just another forgotten generic Hair band
2. Who even cares about these 'artist of the year' awards? Next thing you know, he'll cite the grammies to make a point.

This guy doesn't know shit about music, let alone metal. Hearing him whine and gripe about that "cowardly fucking heroin addict who abandoned his wife and newborn child" makes me feel grateful that grunge killed off some of his favorite bands because if Razor had his ways, metal fans would be listening to crap like Stryper, Dangerous Toys and Firehouse instead of Alice in Chains, Pantera and White Zombie.

Also, his belief that the whole "grunge killed glam metal" overnight was bullshit because a crappy hair metal band beat Nirvana in an award is just mind-numbingly stupid. Like really? How does an award somehow reflect the music world of its time? If he doesn't like Nirvana, that's his opinion - I have friends and family members who love hair metal and despise grunge. But to put down Nirvana and their impact because Firehouse won an award is like saying that Milli Vanilli were better than Public Enemy because the former won a Grammy and the latter weren't even nominated.

I'm not a rock history expert but didnt Motley Crue and Guns and Roses really signal the death knell to alot of the pompous hair metal with its more hard rock edge? 1991 was the year the Black Album came out which really was a bigger deal than Nevermind.

Not the Crue since they had already adopted the pop-metal sound starting with Girls, Girls, Girls, but Guns N' Roses definitely made the entire hair metal scene look like a laughing stock. Their music was a strong combination of blues rock, hard rock, punk rock, rock & roll and, in the case of the Illusions records, progressive rock and heavy metal, and their lyrics were far more nightmarish, dangerous and honest. In fact, some glam metal bands from that era (i.e. Poison, Cinderella, Skid Row) had to alter their sound and image, which is why Brett Michaels had a bandana on his head, Cinderella's next albums sounded like Aerosmith, the Stones and Humble Pie, and Skid Row's second record ditched away the pop-metal sound for a heavier, more aggressive approach.

Also, you're right about The Black Album being a huge deal in 1991. Not only was it Metallica's first #1 album in the Billboard charts and helped bring them into the mainstream, but it also impacted heavy metal, which was now getting slower, groovier and murkier, more akin to Black Sabbath's first four albums than the faster hardcore punk sound of Dead Kennedys, Discharge and Black Flag. Simply put, The Black Album played a role in opening the door for alternative metal bands like White Zombie, Tool, Corrosion of Conformity and Pantera, the same way Nevermind played a role in opening the door for alternative rock bands Sonic Youth, the Breeders, Screaming Trees and Hole.

 

[Ricardo_Retardo]

This guy doesn't know shit about music, let alone metal. Hearing him whine and gripe about that "cowardly fucking heroin addict who abandoned his wife and newborn child" makes me feel grateful that grunge killed off some of his favorite bands because if Razor had his ways, metal fans would be listening to crap like Stryper, Dangerous Toys and Firehouse instead of Alice in Chains, Pantera and White Zombie.

Also, his belief that the whole "grunge killed glam metal" overnight was bullshit because a crappy hair metal band beat Nirvana in an award is just mind-numbingly stupid. Like really? How does an award somehow reflect the music world of its time? If he doesn't like Nirvana, that's his opinion - I have friends and family members who love hair metal and despise grunge. But to put down Nirvana and their impact because Firehouse won an award is like saying that Milli Vanilli were better than Public Enemy because the former won a Grammy and the latter weren't even nominated.

Not the Crue since they had already adopted the pop-metal sound starting with Girls, Girls, Girls, but Guns N' Roses definitely made the entire hair metal scene look like a laughing stock. Their music was a strong combination of blues rock, hard rock, punk rock, rock & roll and, in the case of the Illusions records, progressive rock and heavy metal, and their lyrics were far more nightmarish, dangerous and honest. In fact, some glam metal bands from that era (i.e. Poison, Cinderella, Skid Row) had to alter their sound and image, which is why Brett Michaels had a bandana on his head, Cinderella's next albums sounded like Aerosmith, the Stones and Humble Pie, and Skid Row's second record ditched away the pop-metal sound for a heavier, more aggressive approach.

Also, you're right about The Black Album being a huge deal in 1991. Not only was it Metallica's first #1 album in the Billboard charts and helped bring them into the mainstream, but it also impacted heavy metal, which was now getting slower, groovier and more akin to Black Sabbath's first albums than the furious sound of hardcore punk bands Dead Kennedys, Discharge and Black Flag. Simply put, The Black Album played a role in opening the door for alternative metal bands like White Zombie, Tool, Corrosion of Conformity and Pantera, the same way Nevermind played a role in opening the door for alternative rock bands Sonic Youth, the Breeders, Screaming Trees and Hole.

What is with metaltards and describing everything like they're a reviewer. You're not writing a review for rolling stone ya fukken gaylord

 

[Joakim]

This guy doesn't know shit about music, let alone metal. Hearing him whine and gripe about that "cowardly fucking heroin addict who abandoned his wife and newborn child" makes me feel grateful that grunge killed off some of his favorite bands because if Razor had his ways, metal fans would be listening to crap like Stryper, Dangerous Toys and Firehouse instead of Alice in Chains, Pantera and White Zombie.

Also, his belief that the whole "grunge killed glam metal" overnight was bullshit because a crappy hair metal band beat Nirvana in an award is just mind-numbingly stupid. Like really? How does an award somehow reflect the music world of its time? If he doesn't like Nirvana, that's his opinion - I have friends and family members who love hair metal and despise grunge. But to put down Nirvana and their impact because Firehouse won an award is like saying that Milli Vanilli were better than Public Enemy because the former won a Grammy and the latter weren't even nominated.

Not the Crue since they had already adopted the pop-metal sound starting with Girls, Girls, Girls, but Guns N' Roses definitely made the entire hair metal scene look like a laughing stock. Their music was a strong combination of blues rock, hard rock, punk rock, rock & roll and, in the case of the Illusions records, progressive rock and heavy metal, and their lyrics were far more nightmarish, dangerous and honest. In fact, some glam metal bands from that era (i.e. Poison, Cinderella, Skid Row) had to alter their sound and image, which is why Brett Michaels had a bandana on his head, Cinderella's next albums sounded like Aerosmith, the Stones and Humble Pie, and Skid Row's second record ditched away the pop-metal sound for a heavier, more aggressive approach.

Also, you're right about The Black Album being a huge deal in 1991. Not only was it Metallica's first #1 album in the Billboard charts and helped bring them into the mainstream, but it also impacted heavy metal, which was now getting slower, groovier and murkier, more akin to Black Sabbath's first four albums than the faster hardcore punk sound of Dead Kennedys, Discharge and Black Flag. Simply put, The Black Album played a role in opening the door for alternative metal bands like White Zombie, Tool, Corrosion of Conformity and Pantera, the same way Nevermind played a role in opening the door for alternative rock bands Sonic Youth, the Breeders, Screaming Trees and Hole.

What's so sad is that Stryper is fantastic. Their 2015 & 2018 albums maybe got a little Christ-ey, but overall are at least one of the more unique Hair Metal/Power Metal groups out there.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Well, it was too much to ask for a video game review that didn't include bitching about the lack of metal in the soundtrack, I suppose. Funny, doesn't Cyberpunk have a metal radio station (which mostly plays death and black metal, at that)?

The game opens up to a metal song and is one of the best games this gen and buggiest lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbzToVTf0IQ

 

[BlackDragoons]

Well, it was too much to ask for a video game review that didn't include bitching about the lack of metal in the soundtrack, I suppose. Funny, doesn't Cyberpunk have a metal radio station (which mostly plays death and black metal, at that)?

Its even got Classical.

Wondering if he just missed that part.

 

[BlancoMailo]

I really wonder who was the top in their relationship after seeing Eve whip the paypigs into line:

 

[I.B. Niggin]

It's obvious he's the bottom, since he wears more eyeliner than she does.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

I really wonder who was the top in their relationship after seeing Eve whip the paypigs into line:
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Jesus Christ.
That bitch is out jewing chinks.


Btw. Post links...

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

How will I live with the embarrassment of people knowing I got nudes without giving the thot money?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

DEAD fucking wrong about his god emperor overturning this election... somehow. NEVER let him forget this anytime he pulls that out of his ass.

LMAO

I don't recall him saying Trump would overturn the election, but he did say that he could do everything right and still lose. Of course he was specifically talking about Giuliani but that also extends to Trump's overall attempt to challenge the election results. In fact, Razor has warned that election meddling might be afoot long before the election took place, so can you please cite me a source where he definitively said Trump was going to 100% overturn it?

 

[Ged!]

"The election was stolen, but that's a good thing" may be the biggest fucking COPE I've ever seen.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

"The election was stolen, but that's a good thing" may be the biggest fucking COPE I've ever seen.

So then what do you make of this?

That’s why the participants want the secret history of the 2020 election told, even though it sounds like a paranoid fever dream–a well-funded cabal of powerful people, ranging across industries and ideologies, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; they were fortifying it. And they believe the public needs to understand the system’s fragility in order to ensure that democracy in America endures.

 

[Ged!]

So then what do you make of this?

A tacit admission that the United States electoral system has been successfully subverted by the elites - not exactly what I would call a good thing.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

A tacit admission that the United States electoral system has been successfully subverted by the elites - not exactly what I would call a good thing.

Of course not, I don't like it either. I wish the U.S. had Florida's voting parameters. I've been told repeatedly that it's impossible to just stuff the ballots and was given semi-convincing evidence to that allegation, so hopefully this coordinated subversion is merely the limit of their abilities and the author of that article isn't holding back the shit you really keep quiet about.

 

[N-BOMB]

11:43
Right about how this was a crappy game, DEAD fucking wrong about his god emperor overturning this election... somehow.
NEVER let him forget this anytime he pulls that out of his ass.

Yes, because we should all celebrate the most blatantly obvious election fraud in the history of America. Google “how to tie a noose”.

Fairly certain that's still a joke.

I’d love hear a convincing argument for that.

It's obvious he's the bottom, since he wears more eyeliner than she does.

“Power Bottom”.

 

[Chilson]

Yes, because we should all celebrate the most blatantly obvious election fraud in the history of America. Google “how to tie a noose”.

I’d love hear a convincing argument for that.

“Power Bottom”.

Triple posting, just give a second.

*Account created yesterday*

Checks out.