Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Mike Nelson called in to do Gaming Garbage with Lowtax for 20 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd9o1l-2S9U&feature=youtu.be

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How much did Lowtax pay for that "call in"?
Seriously, am I the only one who thinks that?

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

How much did Lowtax pay for that "call in"?
Seriously, am I the only one who thinks that?

I wonder if he offered money to Nelson to do another Rifftrax.

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[AnOminous]

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Lmao he's turning into a zombie. Talk about shit that doesn't happen if you're living well and in good health.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Rich finding new and exciting ways to ruin the rented upholstery in a rented home. SA always did stay at the cutting edge of culture.

Also my god his face is misshapen. Is that onset of pearhead I’m seeing?

 

[Grog]

Getting random injuries on your head that you don't notice until they're bleeding is something very normal that happens to non-drug addicted people all the time.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

More likely he mixed pills and booze and passed out, hitting his head on something on the way down.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Lol this neglectful, lazy fuck trying to pass off his weight loss as intentional, and acting like shedding 10lbs is noticeable.

Bitch, everybody knows that losing your patreon & forum dollars drove you out of your McMansion rental into some 2bdr armpit property, and the only reason you're losing weight is because you can't even afford Walmart pies lately, let alone your old Goldbelly habit.

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What a sad appartment for a sad man.

 

[smackpops]

More likely he mixed pills and booze and passed out, hitting his head on something on the way down.

Im gonna go with severe opiate itch n he scratched a raw spot.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

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Spoiler: A little crossover?

 

[Haramburger]

Knowing his recent life story, that facial hair and more-salt-than-pepper look is really pathetic. Chubby, listless, unkempt and bursting blood vessels for no fucking reason. Having a ghost or poltergeist hurting him in his sleep would be justified IMO

 

[TurdFondler]

I read that post as "I picked an ingrown hair while zoning out on the couch and didn't feel a thing because of drugs"

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

What was the best episode with Joel, Manos?

Being from Another Planet is one of their funniest episodes.

 

[Hybrid Icing]

More likely he mixed pills and booze and passed out, hitting his head on something on the way down.

tfw you're so drunk you forget that your sweaty, slippery toes have already ruined your life once before

 

[Baggywrinkle]

I liked pod people.
so back to lowtax, if Mike (who is cool in my book) is pals with lowtax, why is Troll 2 MIA from rifftrax, along with anything referencing Richard kyanka? Kevin Murphy (awesome)? Bill?
Someone determined that troll 2 should be removed, is what I’m saying

 

[Tingle]

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Jesus, knowing how he looked ten or so years ago vs now really makes the impact of alcoholism apparent. He really is just a sad, pudgy old man.

 

[TurdFondler]

I liked pod people.
so back to lowtax, if Mike (who is cool in my book) is pals with lowtax, why is Troll 2 MIA from rifftrax, along with anything referencing Richard kyanka? Kevin Murphy (awesome)? Bill?
Someone determined that troll 2 should be removed, is what I’m saying

It's very possible that Mike keeps business and personal ventures separate. Having lowtax on a rifftrax is bad for business, but being friends of having pity on him is a different matter.

 

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just die already you unfunny faggot

 

[northstar747]

His last FB post was him saying he doesnt know what he did to get cancled and that no one will tell him

 

[BScCollateral]

...if Mike (who is cool in my book) is pals with lowtax, why is Troll 2 MIA from rifftrax, along with anything referencing Richard kyanka?

Eh, who can say? Maybe Mike is returning a favor, maybe Mike really dislikes cancelling people, maybe it's a rights issue.

Speculation's always fun but I personally don't like "Why is this guy being nice to a lolcow?" chains. We don't know everything and people shouldn't be criticized for what looks like decent behavior.