Containment Random Chris Updates

[CrimsonAcid]

MAJOR CHRIS CHAN UPDATE. Lanichu gave out more info about Larry Vaughn. Here are some discord screen shots of what happened:

On January 1, Chris receives a letter and giftbag from LAnon:




Soon after he received the gift baskets, he gets a text message from "Miss L":



Here's some more info:

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris is going to get diabetes for downing those artificially flavored and sweetened sugar water on daily basis.

Your grandmother was thrice better person than Chris ever will, stay strong, fren

i know, guess i was trying to make the most of the situation but i never meant to drag her good name though the mud that is the chris chan story in doing so. well at least we have chris's ugly mug to put on the new kiwi farms coins soon enough

Get a job

I'm only quoting the cwcki in saying this but...do you really think your shit foolery is gonna mean anything to that pig head of his? Screaming "get a job at chris chan is the equivenlt to shouting at a hurricane begging it to stop and quit destroying everything in its path

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He has a massive ego gut and his enablers McDonalds feeds that

FTFY

 

[Parasaurolophus]

i know, guess i was trying to make the most of the situation but i never meant to drag her good name though the mud that is the chris chan story in doing so. well at least we have chris's ugly mug to put on the new kiwi farms coins soon enough


I'm only quoting the cwcki in saying this but...do you really think your shit foolery is gonna mean anything to that pig head of his? Screaming "get a job at chris chan is the equivenlt to shouting at a hurricane begging it to stop and quit destroying everything in its path

At the same time, shouting: "Get a job!" at a destructive force of nature might sooner yield results than doing the same to Chris Chan.

 

[Tikbalang]

"Chris" and not "Mama" this time

 

[Meat Pickle]

Fun fact: At 41 years old, Silver Quill is the only TF2 Analyst older than Chris.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Jewish pickles (the jew in the pickle suit), blue candy (his arms are NOT BLUE!) and no idea what the wine is symbolizing.

This is beyond retarded

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Jewish pickles (the jew in the pickle suit), blue candy (his arms are NOT BLUE!) and no idea what the wine is symbolizing.

This is beyond retarded

You can tell just by his words that he's also fatter.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

I found something interesting on this weird Facebook account. She is also friends with Chris. https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100014907979099

Joined Wednesday....hmmm...

 

[naught]

MAJOR CHRIS CHAN UPDATE. Lanichu gave out more info about Larry Vaughn. Here are some discord screen shots of what happened:

On January 1, Chris receives a letter and giftbag from LAnon:

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Soon after he received the gift baskets, he gets a text message from "Miss L":
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Here's some more info:
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Here's something more interesting.
Post in thread 'The Vaughn Interlude' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-vaughn-interlude.84419/post-8282157

I found something interesting on this weird Facebook account. She is also friends with Chris. https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100014907979099

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I cant wait for Chris to get arrested for using his stun gun in public

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

I cant wait for Chris to get arrested for using his stun gun in public

pretty hyped to see what comes out of this meet up

 

[A Grey Cat]

Fun fact: At 41 years old, Silver Quill is the only TF2 Analyst older than Chris.

and he's actually a much better person too, he may be a ponyfag but he is a talented artist and he did make this one video on griffins and it was actually insightful and well researched.


chris conversely still draws like an elemantary schooler and his research skills should have failed him out of school, too bad his autism card allowed him to coast through school as much as it has allowed him to coast through life.

 

[Tikbalang]

pretty hyped to see what comes out of this meet up

And I want it to be video recorded as well

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

"Cuul." A bit like "culo." Ass.

What a coinkydink!

 

[DEDICATION DEVOTION]

Look at Chris's Insta / https://archive.fo/wew2W

 

[KiwiJoe]

Look at Chris's Insta / https://archive.fo/wew2W

Haven't been on this thread in a while. I thought he was just selling a USB stick and I'm like 'oh okay no big deal' but when I viewed the description... It's his usual merge sperging hyperborean chanting.

 

[Tikbalang]

Look at Chris's Insta / https://archive.fo/wew2W

I hope Uri Geller sees the post

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Either he doesn't like another stepdad or he's a robophobe, and not in fond of invisible arms. Also Sonichu never calls Chris's "spouses" moms and dads, just their names.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I hope Uri Geller sees the post

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Either he doesn't like another stepdad or he's a robophobe, and not in fond of invisible arms. Also Sonichu never calls Chris's "spouses" moms and dads, just their names.
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Some fag: Hey Chris look what I did!
Chris: THAT MAKE A ME ANGERY! DON’T DO THAT!
Some fag: Oh, okay. *continues doing it, but even louder*

It’s kinda comforting to know that, despite all the tranny shit and merge gibberish, the core fundamentals of trolling Chris remain the same.

 

[AsianChris]

Some fag: Hey Chris look what I did!
Chris: THAT MAKE A ME ANGERY! DON’T DO THAT!
Some fag: Oh, okay. *continues doing it, but even louder*

It’s kinda comforting to know that, despite all the tranny shit and merge gibberish, the core fundamentals of trolling Chris remain the same.

Oh, the good old Rosechu's pickle days...