7-7-15 Stand your ground

[AnOminous]

No one looks at Phil and says the word "clean."

They might if they were saying to CENTCOM "I have a clean shot at him."

 

[The Dude]

He's afraid of his own shadow. He will never get a gun. But if he does he'll manage to do it illegally and get caught in one of the few states where you can get locked up a really, really long time for it.

You mean like Californ-ooohhhhhh....right.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Maybe a potato gun

 

[Positron]

Phil catches me as the kind of person who talks up being super tough and wanting a gun to intimidate people, but deep down inside is absolutely terrified of guns and would scream and drop the weapon the first time he fired it.

Phil is absolutely the wrong kind of person to own firearms. Is pro-gun as I am and would love to see more citizens own and enjoy firearms for hunting, recreation, and most importantly, self defense, I recognize that some people should never touch a firearm and should legally be barred for owning them. Phil is the perfect embodiment of one of those people.

Cowards like Phil are the worst possible kind of gun owners; the only good outcome is that he might possibly blow his face off before he has a chance to hurt innocent people.

 

[CornetteFace]

LOL what can he shoot?

The breeze

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

In California the concealed carry permits is a may issue, so he'll have a hard time getting one.

 

[CornetteFace]

Can't we just have all these trannies who feel threatened move to ADF's chin? Seems like there's enough room

 

[Rio]

Because only the white cishet majority cries to the police when they get fake shot at.

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separated at birth?
(srsly though ADF looks like a thumb in this picture)

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

At least he let the eyebrows grow back. Baby steps.

 

[Ravenor]

At least he let the eyebrows grow back. Baby steps.

I'd be willing to bet they are not his real eyebrows, they look like two slugs that have stopped for a conversation in a rather unfortunate place.

 

[Coldgrip]

Cowards like Phil are the worst possible kind of gun owners; the only good outcome is that he might possibly blow his face off before he has a chance to hurt innocent people.

My thoughts exactly. Also, considering how much it costs to purchase a firearm, Phil would never spend tattoo money on one. He'd stick to carrying around his little pocket knife and occasionally taking pictures of it to post on facebook along with a few lines about how he'll stab any white-gamer-hetero-dudebro that looks at him funny.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil will not managed to get even a used pawn shop Raven arms for 60 bucks because, that's a lot of ice cream to fight CISSYs.

Aside like any sales job some questionable sales people most of the time you are in a niche market so people know and care what they are selling. Assuming Phil even tried to buy any fire arm he'd be denied on I don't want my name attached to the shooting.

Everyone relax, Phil will get a job before he gets a gun.

 

[Twrx]

Phil will not managed to get even a used pawn shop Raven arms for 60 bucks because, that's a lot of ice cream to fight CISSYs.

Aside like any sales job some questionable sales people most of the time you are in a niche market so people know and care what they are selling. Assuming Phil even tried to buy any fire arm he'd be denied on I don't want my name attached to the shooting.

Everyone relax, Phil will get a job before he gets a gun.

I wouldn't respect any shop that sold him a firearm.

 

[groupertherapy]

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separated at birth?
(srsly though ADF looks like a thumb in this picture)

 

[tomgirl4life]

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separated at birth?
(srsly though ADF looks like a thumb in this picture)

 

[Poor Choices]

Phil will not managed to get even a used pawn shop Raven arms for 60 bucks because, that's a lot of ice cream to fight CISSYs.

Aside like any sales job some questionable sales people most of the time you are in a niche market so people know and care what they are selling. Assuming Phil even tried to buy any fire arm he'd be denied on I don't want my name attached to the shooting.

Everyone relax, Phil will get a job before he gets a gun.

How do private arms sales work in Cali? Also Phil's owned a pistol before but sold it in a rare moment of sanity.

 

[Azazel]

The closest Phil will ever get to gun these days is if he finds room between all the googled spanish text and bicycles, and gets one tattooed on himself, along with some googled Spanish saying "this is my CIS killer"

 

[AnOminous]

The closest Phil will ever get to gun these days is if he finds room between all the googled spanish text and bicycles, and gets one tattooed on himself, along with some googled Spanish saying "this is my CIS killer"

Except he'd screw that up and it would actually say something like "this is my hamburger schnauzer."

 

[tomgirl4life]

Except he'd screw that up and it would actually say something like "this is my hamburger schnauzer."

 

[The Dude]

How do private arms sales work in Cali? Also Phil's owned a pistol before but sold it in a rare moment of sanity.

I think Commifornia requires a background check for all gun sales, even private ones. I'm glad they do in this case. He could always buy a black market one out of the trunk of some homie's hoopty, but that would me actually interacting with another person IRL who isn't a tattoo artist or fast food cashier, so that ain't gon' happen.

I don't recall Derpy Huves having a pistol before. Just cheap junk knives. Anyone know what kind it was or have a pic of it?