If this is how witches back in the day used to act, I completely understand burning them at the stake now holy shit.
: "Your honors, I present to you the case of Angie McAngieson! This woman likes to practice witchery by mixing things in jars and leaving them under the moonlight to "charge" for power. She also dyes her hair green. Yet, when approached about her devilry she seemed quite reasonable in her silliness, acknowledging that her false doctrine was simply a hobby and coping mechanism and she was not at all dispossessed of herself by devils. She and the hunters even traded tales and one of them painted her adorable hamster."
: "That sounds rather heartwarming. Perhaps she is not as one of the devil's whores after all."
: "So some of us believed so, yet after a time she began to voice discontent with our vernacular, and after one of our more churlish brothers bid her consider departure if her discontent remained, she revealed her true colors! For we were beguiled by her forked tongue and tree-headed charm and were made the fool when she returned to her coven to give a report to other witches thrice stranger, slandering the good hunters as lawbreakers, hypocrites and violent sexual deviants!"
: "Outrageous!"
: "What's more, a chief magistrate posited that she was sending these threats to herself, and yet when confronted she simply reaffirmed such slanderous allegations against the good hunters! This duplicitous witch continues her practices to this day, likely shoving cinnamon into jars as we speak!"
: "BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!"
I appreciate the thought, really I do, but I've already read them all.
And would it help or damage my case if I revealed I was also into Sword of Truth?
How can one person be so thoroughly pleb and based at the same time? How has your existence not caused a metaphysical implosion or blackhole by now?
Satan is not going to reward you for doing evil. Please read the Bible and understand Sacred Tradition before you try and use it for your own ends.
Actual Satanism, be it the political and meme variety or the earnestly dangerous kind filled with pedos and violent sex perverts, isn't about worshiping Satan so much as it's about rebelling against God, in particular the Christian God, and why? Well, although details vary, the sum of it is always...
Them: "Hey, uh... God?"
God : "Yeah?"
Them: "I like cum."
God : "That's gross. Stop it."
Them: "I HATE YOU!!!"
And then they lead the rest of their lives in what's tantamount to a teenager angrily stomping up the stairs to their room.
