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If Azathoth is God, does that mean that Lovecraft's cat is the patron saint of shitposters?
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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Emperor Julian
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I think is why theistic satanism is ultimatly doomed, you cannot really have a religion defined by it's oposition to another.
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That, and it was only popular in the first place because it was cool and edgy. When that died off, people saw it for what it was - a rebellion against goodness.
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Closed practice, donut steel.
It's like homeopathy. The water remembers a drop of onion juice diluted 1000x but not all the eons of shit its had in it.
Our little man is probably at least an egregore at this point.
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If a homeopathic cure becomes more efficient the more it's diluted, does that mean that plain drinking water is a panacea?
Emperor Julian
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I think if you're going to reject christianity (or whatever religion you where raised in) it has to be built on intellectual rather than purely emotional responses, misplaced resentement isnt going to get you anywhere if you ultimatly agree with the idea's it conveys. Whereas "no you're wrong" has way more clout. This is why non-theistic satanism is more viable since it's objections are philisophical.
EDIT-it probably helps that non-theistic satanism vs Christianity parralels nietzsche vs plato quite smoothly.
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And isn't that just Objectivism with extra steps and a fancy name?
Emperor Julian
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It's more nietzsche for the plebs than anything, Objectivism is satanism for people who fetishize money and mid tweentieth century western culture.
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As someone who read Atlas Shrugged, this is definitely true. There's also a healthy bit of fedora tipping in there too.
Emperor Julian
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The satanic bible is overall a better read and is more grounded in reality despite the fact it rips of the jungle book and has magic spells. Personally I'd recomend Der Antichrist over either if you're looking for actual critique of Christianity even if the krauts writting is inpenitrable.
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You joke, but a large percentage of the population is chronically dehydrated. I wasn't kidding when I told Angie to drink water earlier; half the "self-care" spells involving "charged water" would be better done just drinking it.
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The attachments are broken for some weird reason.
That said, the population is definitely dehydrated and it doesn't help that, at least in my experience, teachers enjoy treating water as a privilege instead of a right.
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No kidding. If you spend your entire childhood dehydrated as a combination of not being allowed water and not wanting to drink water because then you'll get in trouble for leaving to go to the bathroom, then you will grow up not even knowing what proper hydration feels like.
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In my old school we were banned from drinking during lessons and told to drink 2 litres of water a day.
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2 liters = ~68oz. That's only enough for a teenager for a full day if they're just sitting around being sedentary.In my old school we were banned from drinking during lessons and told to drink 2 litres of water a day.
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But drinking a lot of water makes me pee.
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Then teachers should allow students to use the toilet.
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Let's get this thread back on track.
/r/witchcraft
I like how the person who suggests she actually takes some kind of practical steps to change the situation is immediately shut down.
A spell for refining search results that actually works!
/r/realwitchcraft
Imagine being this person. Imagine.
/r/pagan
Their icon is a possum.
Maybe they're all just out partying while the mortals are stuck in lockdown and sending you guys drunk texts.
/r/SASSWitches
Oh so it's ok when they make a re-imagining of a European card game, but when someone does it to a Chinese tile game it's cultural appropriation.
They're ugly anyway.
They're heeere.
/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
This mind-body dualism stuff has to stop.
Jesus Christ these fucking people.
The Craft was a documentary.
And finally, something that's actually pretty cool:
/r/witchcraft
I like how the person who suggests she actually takes some kind of practical steps to change the situation is immediately shut down.
A spell for refining search results that actually works!
/r/realwitchcraft
Imagine being this person. Imagine.
/r/pagan
Their icon is a possum.
Maybe they're all just out partying while the mortals are stuck in lockdown and sending you guys drunk texts.
/r/SASSWitches
Oh so it's ok when they make a re-imagining of a European card game, but when someone does it to a Chinese tile game it's cultural appropriation.
They're ugly anyway.
They're heeere.
/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
This mind-body dualism stuff has to stop.
Jesus Christ these fucking people.
The Craft was a documentary.
And finally, something that's actually pretty cool:
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A supernatural event that lead to a sinner's possessions being destroyed and burnt. It's not like that's traditionally a message from God or anything.
> Contemporary Paganism
That's cool. I'm more into contemporary Deus Vulting myself.
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These witches make me want to start an inquisition on their ass