Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Meowzers]

oh fuck off gyro

 

[Miss Misery]

So baaaasically, this dumb bitch is addicted to flying ointment. Enjoy your thujone poisoning!

 

[Don Dyker]

...does Steph think she’s taking care of her parents?

 

[glass_houses]

...does Steph think she’s taking care of her parents?

Well, she complained about having to do it when her mother got out of hospital. I'm guessing her mum's achieved some level of independence by now, but Staph's the type of person who'd make a production of taking the garbage out. I'm guessing Staph goes a scant handful of chores that her elderly mum and dad can't manage or else put their foot down over, and to Staph's narcissist brain that makes her a full time carer.

 

[Bellsprout]

I don't think Steph thinks she's taking care of her parents, but i do think she would like for others to think she is doing that.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

"I didn't listen" should be Staphs mission statement

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

"I didn't listen" should be Staphs mission statement
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"I tend to baby and coddle male celebrities" And for why? They don't need it!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"I tend to baby and coddle male celebrities" And for why? They don't need it!

Michael Jackson clearly needs a worldly vessel to continue his grooming. The rest of them?
The only thing Adam Driver needs is more roles so everyone can memory hole nu-Wars.

 

[homewayhalf]

They apparently both signed a petition to abolish age of consent laws in France.



I know feminists who quote Simone de Beauvoir love to ignore or pretend they don't know about the whole "literally tried to decriminalize pedophilia" thing, but I find it especially mind-blowing that a woman caught grooming a fourteen year-old would be posting quotes from her (or reposting, as it were). One would think she would want to avoid the appearance of impropriety.

But then, if she were good at that, she probably wouldn't have a thread here.

De Boov was definitely nutty on that position. However to give it some context, it was a thing
in early second-wave feminism to advocate for “children’s rights” based on the analysis that women and children are oppressed on the same axis by Da Man and that children are oppressed by not having any autonomous rights. See also Shulamith Firestone. It’s autistic today of course but it was “revolutionary” back then and children weren’t as coddled as today’s are (whether you see that as good or bad). For Firestone her support was about children’s freedom to sexually experiment with each other as opposed to being able to molest children. De Beauvoir definitely wanted to fuck her students however.

 

[fuzzdew]

"I didn't listen" should be Staphs mission statement
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[Meowzers]

these aren't all of her twitter posts. a good quarter of them are shilling her patches, and another quarter is rting those "follow for follow! rt for rt!" tweets. she's trying so hard to make friends, the poor dear



classic staph!
i don't know if "ditzy" is the word i'd use, and i don't think "threatening to hex anyone who calls you retard" is owning it



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shilling her homemade slime tums that any woo-woo hippie mom could probably find a recipe for just with a google search.

just....stop eating garbage! stop drinking vinegar! yarrow!


i call all tumblr otherkin types Sapphire Crimson Claws, but tbh staph is her own genre of lolcow. no one can ever be like her. she's my favorite, right up there with OPL


powerlevel i watched like 3 episodes of santa clarita diet and i thought it was lame. it felt like it was trying too hard to be campy. idk, maybe some of the many horror spegs in this thread have more interesting views on this. she posted her favorite movies too.



"he can't help being fat, it's all my mom's fault!"


"demiagender" is new


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classic staph

stephanie x marissa is my dream otp

just call yourself straight
they're kinda ugly, but to each their own

what a surprise, the cute demon girl is a smol birb. also the picrew avi looks like a homestuck lol




i'm just posting this because i explicitly said the phrase "guys, gals and nonbinary pals" a few pages back lol
edit: also she rted this from that robin kid. let's see what she's up to


...well, alright

 

[Mr Foster]

"I didn't listen" should be Staphs mission statement
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Look at that human potato.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

"Coming out" as "agender" or "nonbinary" is the dumbest shit ever. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. It changes nothing, literally no one cares and guaranteed you're being laughed at behind your back because it's not a real fucking thing. Sure a few will put their money where their mouth is and get on hormones, but the vast (and I mean VAST) majority are just women who wear pants and often have disgusting piercings, with a few scattered men (usually autistic) who think "regular" men can't crossdress occasionally or they'll spontaneously combust, or figure they must be "women" because they're not like the male action movie heroes they see on the screens they're always in front of. Actually if these dipshits take restroom symbols completely literally and think the only difference between men and women is whether or not you're wearing a skirt, that would explain a lot...

Back on topic, Stephanie is very dumb and very fat and only her imaginary friends would have sex with her. I like when she mentions old people complimenting her on that fuck ugly fedora, I guess she doesn't see they're being patronizing because they think she's profoundly retarded.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Staph and Rabbie is my dream OTP too. But why did Staph reply with a candy bar emote? Not even a "cool boots sis" or anything supportive. It's like she's saying "lol ur fat."

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Staph and Rabbie is my dream OTP too. But why did Staph reply with a candy bar emote? Not even a "cool boots sis" or anything supportive. It's like she's saying "lol ur fat."

I mean, that's a fair assessment... I know we joke a lot about Stapphy here looking like a special needs kid, but Marissa looks like a special needs adult.

 

[Miss Misery]

Rabbie feels "sick" today because she's hungover. Staph should have offered a drink.

 

[Bellsprout]

Her gum to teeth ratio is 1:1, jesus christ.

 

[JaneThough]

Staph and Rabbie is my dream OTP too. But why did Staph reply with a candy bar emote? Not even a "cool boots sis" or anything supportive. It's like she's saying "lol ur fat."

I’d love to have a spedhouse for Rabbie, Staph, and Lou. They’d all be so amazingly awful together.

 

[Meowzers]

yarrow please PLEASE i'm begging you to start talking about your cults and conspiracy theories










lucifer the bishie




oh wow, her mom is older and sicker than i thought



i don't know if "channelling spirits to creep on children" is what i'd call a healthy belief in the afterlife, but alright



"groovyswrker"

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The real question now is whether 'groovyswrkr' stands for sex worker or spirit worker.