Report: EA Is Remastering The ‘Mass Effect’ Trilogy At Long Last (Unconfirmed)

Kane Lives said:
Honestly, I love/am amazed how the ME3 ending was so atrocious that it made a lot of people forgive the rest of the game's sloppy execution. But yes, ME3 troubles did not just start at the ending. Anything with the Star Child/totally cereal PTSD, Cereal Killer Kai Leng, the absolute dirty done to the ME2 crew, the entire Crucible deal, Sexbot EDI (I'm not even being a prude here, EDI had an amazingly tasteless design), Chobot wannabe replacing superior reporter Ada Wong, the list goes on.
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Then we have the Geth doing a complete 180 from their position in 2, The Genophage cure materialising out of nowhere, That security checkpoint on the Normandy, Characters dying in emails or becoming Jpgs for the crucible, Decisions that make no difference (Rachni Queen, Geth reprogramming, Earth councellor etc)
 
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I'm so glad Bethesda never rehired this queef. Also, imagine what New Vegas would have been like if it had been made with Josh SOYer like he is now.

"If you want to look at asses without harming women try supporting the famously non-abusive porn industry!" I'm so tired of these people using this circa-2014 Tumblr line. It's always the same response:

'To all the "gamers" that are angry that we yelled at Japanese people to stop making games with attractive women in them..., heh, hey, INCEL, instead of having normal fantasies about hot chicks or whatever why don't you pump it to gaping red hole then retreat back into Disney movies afterwards."

Serious Game Industry Persons: “What kind of pervert do you have to be to look at a video game character ass. Why can’t these chuds just watch the stepdaughter category on Pornhub like us normal folx?”

More needs to be said how there are many people actively encouraging the stripping of sexuality from normal media, who then sneer that you should just watch hardcore pornography instead, INCEL, that degrades and abuses actual women and is only getting worse.
 
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for the group that is all about sex work and sexual liberation, they are awfully prudish when it comes to the female figure.

Quintex96 said:
Then we have the Geth doing a complete 180 from their position in 2
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soytards would get pissed that i genocided the geth and ask me how i could do it, and I always pointed out that they were *clearly* indoctrinated by the Reapers as they did a complete 180 on autonomy only after joining up with the Reapers, and couldn't be trusted to literally fuse their AI with Reaper AI.
 
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I'm so glad Bethesda never rehired this queef. Also, imagine what New Vegas would have been like if it had been made with Josh SOYer like he is now.

"If you want to look at asses without harming women try supporting the famously non-abusive porn industry!" I'm so tired of these people using this circa-2014 Tumblr line. It's always the same response:

'To all the "gamers" that are angry that we yelled at Japanese people to stop making games with attractive women in them..., heh, hey, INCEL, instead of having normal fantasies about hot chicks or whatever why don't you pump it to gaping red hole then retreat back into Disney movies afterwards."

Serious Game Industry Persons: “What kind of pervert do you have to be to look at a video game character ass. Why can’t these chuds just watch the stepdaughter category on Pornhub like us normal folx?”

More needs to be said how there are many people actively encouraging the stripping of sexuality from normal media, who then sneer that you should just watch hardcore pornography instead, INCEL, that degrades and abuses actual women and is only getting worse.
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The really insane thing is like a year ago Jsawyer got canceled and falsely accused of rape by sjws and he still enthusiastically supports them.

You're allowed to be angry at your enemies dude. That's how it works.
 
Ruin said:
The really insane thing is like a year ago Jsawyer got canceled and falsely accused of rape by sjws and he still enthusiastically supports them.

You're allowed to be angry at your enemies dude. That's how it works.
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I think you're thinking of Chris Avellone. The closest I remember Sawyer getting to being cancelled was when people were bitching about some content in New Vegas (in particular the use of rape, which funnily enough involved Avellone throwing Sawyer under the bus for).

As for this shit, I remember Sawyer once whining that he didn't understand what players wanted after PoE2: Deadfire failed. Looks like he's still struggling with that problem.
 
Tor Lugosi said:
I think you're thinking of Chris Avellone. The closest I remember Sawyer getting to being cancelled was when people were bitching about some content in New Vegas (in particular the use of rape, which funnily enough involved Avellone throwing Sawyer under the bus for).

As for this shit, I remember Sawyer once whining that he didn't understand what players wanted after PoE2: Deadfire failed. Looks like he's still struggling with that problem.
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Yea you're right I was thinking of Chris. He's still an idiot though.
 
Yeah I'll stick with Destiny, lol. What a waste of an opportunity.
 
Just add the DLC in for all the games and I can forgive the lack of ass shot and we'll call it even.
 
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Dont really care about random ass shots myself. Actually mildly excited for an excuse to go back.
 
Ruin said:
I'm sure they wanted to but from what I hear EA wants this thing out the door with minimal dev time so all they're really doing is upscaling to 4k textures and making the lighting better because they don't have time for anything else.
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it looks like it was a project EA agreed passively angry, promising to rehash old content is not something big buck boys dev club do unless it has a good margin for money making like RE2.

Miller said:
No, they made her ugly because that's Bioware's moral guideline on attractive women. Hot women = bad, hot guys = good.
Remember when they butchered the female Ryder model in ME:A?
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i am talking about ME2 where dangerhair recruitment quota did not exist, miranda was not supposed to look like yvone at all, they tried to bring her face into the character and made her looking like some sims3 character with a pudding face.

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it's easy to assume and probably true in some aspect, but as the saying goes it's easy to attribute malevolence when it's just incompetence.
imo the issue is that getting a somewhat ok looking dude is easy. grab any somewhat extensive char creator, create a dude, then try again make an (especially conveniently) attractive female. even harder when you strive for realism, making a miranda who everyone considers a 11/10 takes some real talent.
if you want another example even with the vast amount of weaponized autism people put into r34 and porn games, where the whole fucking point is a good looking female to beat your meat to, it's literally sturgeon's law everywhere full of gobbos and downies.

dunno if it's a gender thing or personal prejudice/preference, would love to read some proper studies about it, but that would probably be "sexist".



the ending was only the most obvious and hardest meme'd part, me3 issues start right out of the game.
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studies from where? r/science? boi that's a treat, hehehe....

still, making a 11/10 is objectively hard, throw in a blackuru deserto char creator and let them degenerate faggots do whatever they feel like beating their meat to, them chaging femshep from 1 to look like 3 where she looks a bit like a younger jennifer hale with butchness is odd, all humans were fucking ugly on ME1 because of UE's shaders, ME3 ending tries to tie so much loose ends you'd think they'd break their own spine because it reeks of "i'm sick and tired of this shit already" as Kave Lives and Quintex96 pointed out.

the soyness about ass shots screams of "give me media nippaaaaaaaaaaaa!!", being honest if you look at the original scenes ass shots HAVE DIALOGUE innit, looking at a 3D model's butt or not don't seem to matter as they took the CDPR sex scene way, making a PG13 scene and call it a day. i'm sure josh soylent will probably try to "own the gamers" about how sex scenes were toned down, you can guess these retards move with a staggeringly high accuracy, it's like guessing your 3 yo's child tantrums without even having kids.
 
Reboot Command and Conquer Generals/C&C zero hour. Worth the time unlike the space soap opera.
 
Commander X said:
I'm so glad Bethesda never rehired this queef. Also, imagine what New Vegas would have been like if it had been made with Josh SOYer like he is now.

"If you want to look at asses without harming women try supporting the famously non-abusive porn industry!" I'm so tired of these people using this circa-2014 Tumblr line. It's always the same response:

'To all the "gamers" that are angry that we yelled at Japanese people to stop making games with attractive women in them..., heh, hey, INCEL, instead of having normal fantasies about hot chicks or whatever why don't you pump it to gaping red hole then retreat back into Disney movies afterwards."

Serious Game Industry Persons: “What kind of pervert do you have to be to look at a video game character ass. Why can’t these chuds just watch the stepdaughter category on Pornhub like us normal folx?”

More needs to be said how there are many people actively encouraging the stripping of sexuality from normal media, who then sneer that you should just watch hardcore pornography instead, INCEL, that degrades and abuses actual women and is only getting worse.
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This is something that I remember seeing people talk about years ago, how "ghettoizing" sexual content only to the realm of internet pornography is dangerous because of how so much more extreme internet porn tends to be.

It's definitely pants on head retarded that people get a stick up their ass about a little cheesecake in a video game and then point people towards way more sexist content instead.
 
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I already swore off never buying another new Bioware title long ago, but this whole situation is very entertaining.
 
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