Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

To better understand the depths of Lori's depravity and her predatory nature, here's a former Kou's 2019 justifiably angry message to the infamous Sailor Moon cosplayer:

“Lori Lune racist and fat shaming? God you really are a piece of work. I don’t give a fuck if you’re Spanish yourself that means nothing, so don’t even try to defend Kevin. Just because you have an eating disorder it doesn’t give you the right to fat shame other people.

I’m going to let this all out. I’ve held back because I was friends with you for a long time Lori, but I ignored a lot of your bullshit behavior.

First things first: you are a predator Lori. You prey on people who are younger than you because you know they’re naive and people your own age won’t fall for the shit you pull with them. You befriended me and the others I was with [the Kou members] when you were 21, when I was only 15 and the oldest in our friend group was MAYBE 18. Why would a grown woman want to be friends with people who are that much younger than her? It’s just fucking weird. You bought us alcohol, drank with us - underage people, and partied with us. That’s weird. And the fact that you’re now dating a dude more than a decade younger than you shows a pattern. You told us when we met that there was a lot of drama and rumors surrounding you and to just ignore it. Being 15 and impressionable, and totally star struck by this famous cosplayer, I believed it. I lapped up every word you said. But then you started doing things that proved the rumors true. You forced my friend who you started dating, (who was only 18 at the time) to become your fucking Mamoru [boyfriend] because you were obsessed with being Sailor Moon (kinda like what you’re doing with Kevin now with Darling in the Franxx) and you made him propose to you. You threatened suicide when he tried to break up with you, and you said you were pregnant. You really were batshit crazy like the rumors said!

You are a leech. You are a succubus. You get with men who are younger than you and you latch onto them. You make them support you and you manipulate and suck the soul out of them. You are a narcissist. The fact that you don’t want to reproduce is a fucking blessing. Your looks will fade, and you can’t hide behind FaceTune or whatever fucking app you use, forever. You won’t stay a ‘cute smol bean’ forever. You have no skills, you won’t work, I’d really love to see what happens to you when your looks are gone in ten years and you can no longer manipulate men into taking care of you. I’ve never met a person more vain and self delusional than you are.

You are pushing 40 fucking years old and you’re running around skinwalking a 15 year old anime character [Zero Two] who you think was designed after you L O L. You rip apart other cosplayers who dress as the same character (like you did with Sailor Moon.) You are so delusional, you think you’re actually these characters. You got rid of your fucking cat because they were no longer convenient, seeing as you were no longer Sailor Moon. You THRIVE on drama, it’s like a goddamn drug to you. It’s pathetic. Grow the fuck up.

Kevin, I’m not going to come for you because I don’t know you personally. I can however say that I have been in an emotionally, mentally, and financially abusive relationship and getting out was hard. It resulted in a restraining order. I hope you get your fucking life together.” - a former Kou

 

[faggot fucker]

To better understand the depths of Lori's depravity, here is a former Kou's understandably angry message to the infamous Sailor Moon cosplayer.

Wow. That's brutal. Serves her right. When was this posted? Recently?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Wow. That's brutal. Serves her right. When was this posted? Recently?

The former Kou rant screencap is from 2019. Sorry for initially forgetting that info - I edited and added the date to the post.

Agreed - it absolutely serves Lori right for grooming minors and vulnerable people to serve as minions for her physical, emotional, sexual, and financial demands. People are simply props to Lori and only exist to populate her deranged cosplay fantasy world in which she is an omnipotent and ageless anime princess. When Lori doesn't get what she wants, she throws tantrums, threatens suicide, falsely claims she's pregnant, lies, becomes physically violent, etc. Twenty years later, she continues to exploit and prey upon people who are vulnerable to manipulation and often younger than her.

Some of the former Kous have purposely distanced themselves from Lori while other Kous are still close to her. For example, a former Kou recently came to Lori's defense on the Dollskill Instagram post.

snoozeberries: "You're a vampire, and I mean this in the sexiest of senses. aka you're forever young and fresh, purrrrrrdy and bae!"





Kayla (aka snoozeberries) is / was Lori's Sailor Venus in the Kewl Kou Klan. It's seems that she's remained loyal to her moon princess for almost two decades. [LINK] Knowing Lori's past behavior, what sort of person would remain friends with a predator like the infamous Usagi Kou?

Spoiler: Sailor Venus

Spoiler: Kayla Kagome, Lori's Sailor Venus

Spoiler: More Kayla GIFs

Kayla enjoys dancing in parking lots and serving as a senshi (soldier) in Lori's personal army.

 

[Sukeban]

First things first: you are a predator Lori. You prey on people who are younger than you because you know they’re naive and people your own age won’t fall for the shit you pull with them. You befriended me and the others I was with [the Kou members] when you were 21, when I was only 15 and the oldest in our friend group was MAYBE 18. Why would a grown woman want to be friends with people who are that much younger than her? It’s just fucking weird. You bought us alcohol, drank with us - underage people, and partied with us. That’s weird. And the fact that you’re now dating a dude more than a decade younger than you shows a pattern. You told us when we met that there was a lot of drama and rumors surrounding you and to just ignore it. Being 15 and impressionable, and totally star struck by this famous cosplayer, I believed it. I lapped up every word you said. But then you started doing things that proved the rumors true. You forced my friend who you started dating, (who was only 18 at the time) to become your fucking Mamoru [boyfriend] because you were obsessed with being Sailor Moon (kinda like what you’re doing with Kevin now with Darling in the Franxx) and you made him propose to you. You threatened suicide when he tried to break up with you, and you said you were pregnant. You really were batshit crazy like the rumors said!

Damn. Usually a cow is only pedobait OR a child groomer, not both.

 

[faggot fucker]

Some of the former Kous have purposely distanced themselves from Lori while other Kous are still close to her. For example, a former Kou recently came to Lori's defense on the Dollskill Instagram post.

Spoiler: Kayla and Lori

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I believe this is the same Kayla. I actually just found this pic from Otakon 2006.

Spoiler: YouTube autism and archives

While I was archiving I found Kayla's YT here, she is still subscribed to Lori. Sailormoonftw is Lori's channel that she still uses. Her "New Favs" playlist (shown bottom left, Lana Del Rey thumbnail) was updated at the end of 2020 with songs she's since used in IG reels.

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The following are all of Lori's uploads:

Lori and a friend named Shelley, the black cat belonged to Lori until she abandoned the cat because she no longer wanted one and had ferrets she preferred.

Sailor Moon manba....... yeah.

Sailor Moon skit featuring Lori and who I assume to be Jeff as Mamoru?

Hiking faggotry. Extremely annoying.

King of The World.

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Here's another video almost lost to time from the old Usagi Kou website.
It is hysterical given everything that transpired during and after this cringe fest:

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Like I mentioned prior to editing, I've been recommended a LOT of videos with Lori's cosplays in them, even just videos where she's mentioned in comments. Naturally, I found some comments from the princess of shit herself:

For context, the video is bashing another old Usagi cosplayer, Neo Queen Serena. Lori hears her name dropped from across the continent and rushes to defend. I wonder if she still looks for these videos and slideshows of her.

Classic Looni. Funny enough, most of the videos Lori was featured in had THREE TIMES as many photos of Zan and the Kou's sometimes from the same exact conventions Lori was at. How brutal is that? If you made one of those videos and you're reading this, nice touch. It aged wonderfully.

Hi Lori

Okay, I am inclined to agree here. *inhales*

Spoiler: But hey, that's just a fag theory.

Her and Kevin (along with whichever Kou's Lori still has a vice grip on) have been shitting up the lolcow thread with WK's. They finally stopped being retarded and just went straight to /meta/ to ask that the thread be auto-saged. Of course, they played the role of a coy random anon. Someone else pointed out that it's weird for a single anon, out of nowhere to just come in blazing demanding a highly active thread be basically put to bed early. They know they can't outright ask for deletion or a lock, so they choose the next best thing.

Tell me why someone after six threads and almost five years, at the peak of a cow's activity and milkiness, would ask for it to be auto-saged because... there was a cowtipper that got banned and some unsaged posts. It would be one thing if it was unruly, but the thread really isn't. That shit happens more often in every other thread. Peculiar to me that someone who's a "well-integrated anon" would repeatedly complain about a lukewarm oldfag thread when there's been CP raids and a huge tranny influx very recently. They were heated about the "mess" of a thread and "old milk" a day before going to the mods like a little bitch. Only someone with a hurt wittle ego would do such a retarded thing on a chan. Y'know, someone like Lori who tripfags on her own /cgl/ threads.

The bird totally could be Lori trying to "pwn the 4chan stalkers XD" by exposing herself first and sending bogus information. I feel that way because the bitch knows the jig is up and that begging for deletions and arguing just adds gas to the fire. She's desperate to gain control of the narrative. Pretending to be a "little birdy" to get "in" on the farms. She's absolutely given up on trying to defend herself and now she's ready to stoop lower. I really do believe there's a good chance she is running that account to also try and dig for stuff to prove that its Mariah and Vamplette "bullying" her.

I am very fortunate to have contacts that can help spread the word so I am only a background person (honestly irrelevant.) but I am here to help.

It would have been more convincing had you not really tried to sell it like you're a totally (honestly irrelevant) irrelevant background person who has big connections but is also a nobody.

 

[2020chan]

It absolutely serves Lori right for grooming minors to serve as minions in her deranged cosplay fantasy. This screencap is from 2019 and I added the date to the post. Some of the former Kous have purposely distanced themselves from Lori while other Kous are still close to her. For example, a former Kou recently came to Lori's defense on the Dollskill Instagram post.

snoozeberries: "You're a vampire, and I mean this in the sexiest of senses. aka you're forever young and fresh, purrrrrrdy and bae!"

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Kayla (aka snoozeberries) is / was Lori's Sailor Venus in the Kewl Kou Klan. It's seems that she's remained loyal to her moon princess for almost two decades.

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Spoiler: Sailor Venus

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Spoiler: Lori and Kayla

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Does anyone else get the feeling this is another episode of "Lori using sex appeal to gain control over socially awkwards"?
Those pictures just have a certain vibe to them.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Ahhhh the farms didn’t want to keep their little bird. (F’s in the chat y’all lol) but basically I have been doing my best to contact as MANY drama channels as possible to get the word out there. So far I have two who are interested in covering the story but they are still on the fence because of how niche cosplay drama is. I am only doing my part to spread awareness because when you see it, you say it, you know? I am very fortunate to have contacts that can help spread the word so I am only a background person (honestly irrelevant.) but I am here to help.

standard response to newfaggery:

Lurk more, faggot

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

It absolutely serves Lori right for grooming minors to serve as minions in her deranged cosplay fantasy. This screencap is from 2019 and I added the date to the post. Some of the former Kous have purposely distanced themselves from Lori while other Kous are still close to her. For example, a former Kou recently came to Lori's defense on the Dollskill Instagram post.

snoozeberries: "You're a vampire, and I mean this in the sexiest of senses. aka you're forever young and fresh, purrrrrrdy and bae!"

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Kayla (aka snoozeberries) is / was Lori's Sailor Venus in the Kewl Kou Klan. It's seems that she's remained loyal to her moon princess for almost two decades.

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Spoiler: Sailor Venus

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Spoiler: Lori and Kayla

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It it me, or does Kayla look like she's being held at gun point or she looks like she's high on something in some of those photos? Then again, you would have to absolutely be on something if you were to hang out with Lori for THIS long and stay loyal to her ffs.

 

[2020chan]

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Passive-Aggressive Cow Post: Lori recently posted Instagram pictures of herself dressed in a "sexy" cow costume as a nod to us farmers. [LINK] Isn't she a clever troll?

Spoiler: Lori's Cow Pics

"the cow love is strong friend" - Lori
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"Moooooo~ come play~" - Lori
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#umad - Lori
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"Money cow time. Moooooo~ I love this fuzzy bikini, I love all of my bikinis, but the cow print is so cute" - Lori
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Relative Quiet: As pointed out before, Lori is being relatively quiet and relying on Kevin to battle the "haters" on social media. That said, she's still posting vague insults potentially directed at Momokun and being totally not bothered by revelations about her past.


"Being rejected make some ladies lose it. It's funny because who it is, but it's mostly just sad." - Lori (possibly referring to Momokun / Mariah Malad?)

Kevin bet on the wrong cow.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Imagine what a sad state Lorena Cerda is in that she has to copy Momokun to show us how not bothered she is.

For real, imagine what a sad state of life she has where Momokun comes across as a voice of reason compared to her, and where Momokun did a cosplay before her and at least filled it better than this skelletal sad excuse of a costhot.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Okay, I am inclined to agree here. *inhales*

Spoiler: But hey, that's just a fag theory.

Her and Kevin (along with whichever Kou's Lori still has a vice grip on) have been shitting up the lolcow thread with WK's. They finally stopped being retarded and just went straight to /meta/ to ask that the thread be auto-saged. Of course, they played the role of a coy random anon. Someone else pointed out that it's weird for a single anon, out of nowhere to just come in blazing demanding a highly active thread be basically put to bed early. They know they can't outright ask for deletion or a lock, so they choose the next best thing.

Tell me why someone after six threads and almost five years, at the peak of a cow's activity and milkiness, would ask for it to be auto-saged because... there was a cowtipper that got banned and some unsaged posts. It would be one thing if it was unruly, but the thread really isn't. That shit happens more often in every other thread. Peculiar to me that someone who's a "well-integrated anon" would repeatedly complain about a lukewarm oldfag thread when there's been CP raids and a huge tranny influx very recently. They were heated about the "mess" of a thread and "old milk" a day before going to the mods like a little bitch. Only someone with a hurt wittle ego would do such a retarded thing on a chan. Y'know, someone like Lori who tripfags on her own /cgl/ threads.

I completely agree with you about the bullshit and suspicious posts on Lori's Lolcow.farm thread. Fortunately, this KiwiFarms thread exists and will be far more difficult for Lori to corrupt or erase.

Yup, that's the same Kayla, Lori's loyal Sailor Venus. Thanks for archiving videos before Lori and her lackeys go on a deleting rampage.

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More Lori Videos

Speaking of videos, here's an incredibly old video of Lori's cosplay masquerade skit from Katsucon 9 (2003). Lori's second husband and alleged rapist Luis is in this skit as King Endymion and Lori can be seen wearing a costume purchased from Setsuna Kou, a cosplay seamstress not affiliated with the Kewl Kou Klan.

Here's another old video of an Otakon 2004 interview with Lori and her Kewl Kou Klan. The obnoxiousness starts around 15:37.

Lori's Katsucon 8 (2002) masquerade performance with her first husband Jeff as Tuxedo Mask. Lori later had the award she won for this skit revoked in 2005 due to cheating.

Lori's Katsucon 11 (2005) masquerade skit. She also cheated in this cosplay competition and had her award revoked later that same year.

2011 video of Lori, Scott (Mamoru #3), and Holly hiking in New Jersey.

Lori's 2011 "epic sleep over" featuring Shelly and Isis the cat that she abandoned. Lori renamed Isis as "Luna" during her Sailor Moon skinwalking years and abandoned her pet in 2018 after 15 years together. Lori's reason? She said: "I was never really a 'cat person'."

2009 video of Lori and Holly dressed up as ganguro Sailor Moon.

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LORI AND KEVIN UPDATES​

More Disgusting Lori Bullshit: Lori is really doubling-down her "loli elf" degeneracy. Knowing her history of exploiting minors, Lori's portrayal and endorsement of sexualized "lolita" content is especially concerning. This isn't surprising, though, because she's a shameless predator loves pandering to pedophiles, DDLG fetishists, and lolicon fans. Lori is a sick individual and the cosplay community, especially parents of teenagers and young adults, should be aware of her predatory and exploitative nature.

Spoiler: More Lori Awfulness Ahead

"Punk Rock elf bb gonna step on ya~ dress from Dollskill"
- Lori #monstergirl #babydoll #kawaii #egirl


"YESSSSSSSSS STEP ON ME"

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Kevin's Rambling: I have no idea wtf is going on with Kevin but here's a transcription. He might be trying to deflect attention away from Lori by posting inane content like this but that may be giving him too much credit.

"Lol ok maybe I exaggerated I'll cosplay if I feel like it, but new stuff involves spending a lot so I have to shoot old cosplays, I want to maybe put out like one set of cosplay photos a month. I really do enjoy posting noncosplay stuff, though, so srynotsry."
- Kevin the sexy anime guy

 

[2020chan]

Imagine what a sad state Lorena Cerda is in that she has to copy Momokun to show us how not bothered she is.

For real, imagine what a sad state of life she has where Momokun comes across as a voice of reason compared to her, and where Momokun did a cosplay before her and at least filled it better than this skelletal sad excuse of a costhot.

I also saw Momokun do that stupid puffer fish face thing too. Pretty sure she did it before Lori, same with the talon nails(could be wrong). And wasn't she talking about getting lip injections? Must these thots always copy each other? It's like they're all in competition to find the stupidest ways to throw money away.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

Kevin, again, if you want asspats and insta gratification to feel like you have "Lori fame", just don your Bakugo outfit. You'll have simps coming out of the wood works for you coming out before some girl in your comments starts a slap fight about Yagami Yato (who could be another cow all together but this isn't the place to talk about it).

 

[Pisces21]

The former Kou rant screencap is from 2019. Sorry for initially forgetting that info - I edited and added the date to the post.

Yes, it absolutely serves Lori right for grooming minors and vulnerable people to serve as minions for her physical, emotional, sexual, and financial demands. People and animals are simply props to Lori and only exist to populate her deranged cosplay fantasy world in which she is an omnipotent and ageless anime princess. When Lori doesn't get what she wants, she throws tantrums, threatens suicide, falsely claims she's pregnant, threatens to harm her pets, destroys property, lies, becomes physically violent, etc. Lori is a legitimately sick individual and, 20 years later, she continues to exploit and prey upon people who are younger than her and vulnerable to manipulation.

Some of the former Kous have purposely distanced themselves from Lori while other Kous are still close to her. For example, a former Kou recently came to Lori's defense on the Dollskill Instagram post.

snoozeberries: "You're a vampire, and I mean this in the sexiest of senses. aka you're forever young and fresh, purrrrrrdy and bae!"

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Kayla (aka snoozeberries) is / was Lori's Sailor Venus in the Kewl Kou Klan. It's seems that she's remained loyal to her moon princess for almost two decades. [LINK] Knowing Lori's past behavior, what sort of person would remain friends with a predator like the infamous Usagi Kou?

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Spoiler: Sailor Venus

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Spoiler: Kayla Kagome, Lori's Sailor Venus

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Spoiler: More Kayla GIFs

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I always felt that Lori was licking the fuck out of this girls pussy because she was always all over lori even though it was obvious Lori was a monster. I think this girl secretly wanted to be Lori and loved the clout from being around her. This is the only one I would actually say is obsessed with loonie.

 

[Android raptor]

I always felt that Lori was licking the fuck out of this girls pussy because she was always all over lori even though it was obvious Lori was a monster. I think this girl secretly wanted to be Lori and loved the clout from being around her. This is the only one I would actually say is obsessed with loonie.

Narcissists also tend to be incredibly skilled manipulators and can have relatively normal people around their finger for years. I think Lori seeks out awkward nerds will huge self esteem issues and then plays them like damn pianos.

How much is she making off OnlyFans anyway? Is she at least contributing a small bit to the household?

 

[melty]

How much is she making off OnlyFans anyway? Is she at least contributing a small bit to the household?

I think if she made any kind of money, we'd hear her brag about it. Instead, all we hear is that she needs more followers, so I really doubt it. I'm sure it grinds her gears a lot that other costhots make money with that stuff. She completely missed the boat.
If she did make money it wouldn't go to the household, unless you want to count her personal closet as "the household." That's just how narcs like her work, any money they make is their own money, but the money of their victims is communal money for shared expenses.

 

[Pisces21]

I think if she made any kind of money, we'd hear her brag about it. Instead, all we hear is that she needs more followers, so I really doubt it. I'm sure it grinds her gears a lot that other costhots make money with that stuff. She completely missed the boat.
If she did make money it wouldn't go to the household, unless you want to count her personal closet as "the household." That's just how narcs like her work, any money they make is their own money, but the money of their victims is communal money for shared expenses.

Perhaps it was here say, but someone said she is making like 2k because of that percentage thing that shows. Does anyone know how OF works?

 

[2020chan]

Perhaps it was here say, but someone said she is making like 2k because of that percentage thing that shows. Does anyone know how OF works?

Did a 2 second search

I suck at math but if the top 1% make a 3rd of all the money and the average is so low because there are so many accounts making NO money at all...how much would "top 3%" realistically earn?
It seems like a bunch of thots degrade themselves for what amounts to minimum wage. What is the point?
How can you be in the top 3%, only be at 100K on Instagram and are still begging for subs? I guess we'll know that she's making money when they get a new place. She making "I bought new outfits" money, not "I'm buying a house" money.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Did a 2 second search
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I suck at math but if the top 1% make a 3rd of all the money and the average is so low because there are so many accounts making NO money at all...how much would "top 3%" realistically earn?
It seems like a bunch of thots degrade themselves for what amounts to minimum wage. What is the point?
How can you be in the top 3%, only be at 100K on Instagram and are still begging for subs? I guess we'll know that she's making money when they get a new place. She making "I bought new outfits" money, not "I'm buying a house" money.

I recall reading in another thread that the message "You are of the top x% Onlyfans creators" sent by the OF admin is a meaningless thing to motivate the thots to shit out more content.

And it is also a motivator for OF simps to contribute more so their favorite content creators stay on the top imaginary ranking.

 

[faggot fucker]

There's no way to calculate since subscriber information and analytics is hidden from the public, there isn't an OF equivalent to SocialBlade either. Having used OF before, (don't start) I can verify that the "top %" thing is just bullshit. It's OF's steak on a stick that they dangle in front of you so you feel special. Looking at her OnlyFans, her most liked photo has 50 likes. 50 unique accounts assuming they pay $10/mos. That photo is old now though, her newer ones have an average of 20. Photos from before show even less likes, around 10-13 max. If we are to guess, I'd say she had an average of $200 monthly until DollsKill boosted her account. Then it probably doubled to near $500 for a bit. Around the time it doubled, that's when Kevin started bragging about how she paid the bills and did most everything with her OF money. Now they're right back to begging and fishing for subs in groups on facebook. Even if people were buying the upper tiers for 3 mos.+ that's still less than $200/mos. if it's $24 for 3 mos.

None of this is concrete and I don't know too much since I only joined the place to see how it's payout mechanics and subs worked when compared to Patreon. These guesses feel on the money though, watch any video on people complaining about OF and it will become crystal clear that people who aren't porn stars already literally make chump change.

edit: grammar and extra stuff