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If you convinced him that Jews and Poles were all Republicans, he'd definitely have joined up.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Many people say it and i will say it because it's actually true: if someone has the will to change something about himself for good, the first step would be to clean his enviroment and put everything in order. I know it gets repeated constantly, but the cleaning helps a lot in seeing your past self and analyzing through the process of getting rid of everything dirty and thinking about what to throw away and what to keep.
If Bob would want to make a good effort for change, he would clean his basement and set things in proper order while looking into his past. But as we saw, cleaning in the house of Chipman is not something held high.
I think Bob is so soft that the bullets would go through him like a hot knife goes through butter.
He would be better as single use mine detector. At least there, as long as you are far enough, there is no possibility for a fuckup.
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Maybe so, but who wants to have to clean the bits of lard up?
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Brilliant. His blubber and innards would fly all over the place, combusting the rest of the mine field.
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I would have said the crows, but i don't want animals to get food poisoning from feeding on what remains of him.
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Skipping past the political stuff because it's clear that Bobby's just simping for Horseface:
Anyway, the fact that anyone asked for Bobby's opinions is retarded on its face, but I guess if any channel were going to do it, it'd be the obnoxious group that is Game/Film/Whatever Theory. Fucking 3deep5u idiots.
First off, I'm just going to assume Bobby knows nothing about the Five Nights at Freddy's series whatsoever and just namedrops [popular thing] so he can seem relevant. Second, you're a 40-year-old man. It makes sense to be afraid of creepy animatronics and weirdly anthropomorphized trees when you're a child, but to claim that you're "viscerally terrified" and "unsafe in the world" because of an old walled-off apple pie tree (that even according to the tweet itself might not even be there anymore) is fucking laughable. You're goddamn pathetic, Robert.
Okay, since I checked out of the MCU after Endgame because it's clear they're just spinning gears at this point, maybe someone here can enlighten me: is there anything remotely interesting about WandaVision, or is it just overhyped as usual? Like, they pretty much already spoiled the whole "Wanda's in a simulation and there's some kind of evil conspiracy afoot" angle already, if it weren't fucking obvious from the premise; for fuck's sake, we already know Vision's dead, so of course it's gonna be something like that. Beyond that, it's like...why should I care? Scarlet Witch was mostly a non-character in the three or four movies she showed up in, and Vision's dead as already mentioned, so there's really no reason for this to exist beyond "we love making money." Same thing with the Black Widow movie that may or may not ever come out; why do a prequel movie to a character that we already know died literally two movies before?
Anyway, the fact that anyone asked for Bobby's opinions is retarded on its face, but I guess if any channel were going to do it, it'd be the obnoxious group that is Game/Film/Whatever Theory. Fucking 3deep5u idiots.
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I could see Bob being the kind of person in Hitler's buerocratic apparat who'd disagree with chastising Codreanu's antisemitism in his Iron Guard, and instead would be all for copying it. Just exchange antisemitism with anti-white-trashism and it could never be extreme or cruel enough for the Blobbenführer.
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Bob, himself, would never be a commissar, never inflict acts of real violence in real life. Both because he is a physical coward, and because as a moral coward he wants someone else to do all of the unpleasant mass violence for him. He never even has the courage to own his own aims. It's always "someone should really do something about all of these people that aren't even human", never "I want to see these people dead and I'd be willing to pull the trigger myself."
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If I had to bet, I'd say Bob in nazi Germany would have signed up for the brown shirts in his teens, thinking he'd soon be advising Hitler and sipping champagne. Then he'd get his ass kicked when he pisses himself because a Jewish shopkeeper looked at him funny or something. The most Bob could have ever achieved would be some minor political position by being in the right place and kissing the right ass. People compare him to Goebbels a lot but at most he'd be Goebbels secretaries assistants coffee boy.
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The quarantine really did a number on Mike Stoklasa
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I'm not Romanian. Was Codreanu particularly vicious when it came to anti-Semitism?
Goebbels had charisma. Bob, however...
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Apparently his Iron Guard was so extreme that the Nazis had to tell them to tone it down a notch.
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Mountain Dew is actually very popular in Appalachia and is way more of a hillbilly drink than a gamer drink or beardo drink even to this day, but it's not one of those things that's universal to the South.
Coca-Cola is very popular nationwide but is extremely popular in the Deep South and there actually are barbecue pork marinades in that part of the country that use Coca-Cola, especially as a cheaper substitute for certain sweet marinades.
Granted, this is more along the Deep South, so think more along the lines of places like Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina and Alabama.
Oddly enough, the coalfields of central Appalachia are one of the few places in the United States where Pepsi is consistently more popular than Coke.
The places where Mountain Dew is extremely popular would be West Virginia, Eastern Kentucky, Southwestern Virginia, Northeast Tennessee, the "High Country" of western North Carolina, and parts of western Pennsylvania and the easternmost fringes of Ohio.
But as someone who grew up in Appalachia, I can assure you that nobody down there would ever use Mountain Dew to marinade chicken like Bob did.
You can trust your hillbilly on this one. Nobody other than Bob can see that Mountain Dew chicken and think its somehow a good idea.
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Hm, might also be. It's been a while, maybe I mixed them up. Possibly, actually, considering I can't find the appopriate reports anywhere.
I'm getting old.
/edit: No, I'm pretty sure the Iron Guard was told off, too.
I think it was related to the Bucharest Progrom during the Legionnaire's Rebellion.
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Look, making fun of Bob is so easy and calling him out on being pathetic about Mario is also great. But I think this is a bit misleading.
Bob did manage to beat those games in the same year he got them, that's not the problem. Even his book project wasn't him coming back for one last attempt after so much failure, it was him actually returning to a game he had beaten many times as a kid and which he had fond memories of. That's not the problem.
The problem is that first and foremost, he sucks at it. It's undeniable, considering how he had enough deaths over things that aren't really as dangerous as he tried to make them seem. But then again, what to expect from someone who literally calls the generic turtle enemies 'Troopas'?
Then there's the fact that he intentionally limited his gaming period to something like two hours every night at most, always after spending a lot of time in his car waiting for the rest of his family to fall asleep, because he didn't want to be bothered. He couldn't even do something like take a weekend off to play the whole thing, recording the screen so he could watch what any of it means, and write about that. No, he had to write his autobiography about how much of a fat waste of time he is, when there's literally a book that does what he claimed his book was for, only it actually does so - and better.
And better yet, that movie has a much smaller and concise video version that works to prove its point.
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I thought the problem with the Legionnaires' Rebellion was that it was a rebellion against an Axis member as opposed to the legionnaires being particularly vicious to the Jews?
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At what point does Bobby's simping/stalking enter Ricardo Lopez territory?
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