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If you convinced him that Jews and Poles were all Republicans, he'd definitely have joined up.he would have joined up one of the Einsatzgruppen
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If you convinced him that Jews and Poles were all Republicans, he'd definitely have joined up.he would have joined up one of the Einsatzgruppen
Many people say it and i will say it because it's actually true: if someone has the will to change something about himself for good, the first step would be to clean his enviroment and put everything in order. I know it gets repeated constantly, but the cleaning helps a lot in seeing your past self and analyzing through the process of getting rid of everything dirty and thinking about what to throw away and what to keep.Even if he wanted to change something about himself, I don't think he has the will.
I think Bob is so soft that the bullets would go through him like a hot knife goes through butter.maybe as a human shield
Maybe so, but who wants to have to clean the bits of lard up?He would be better as single use mine detector. At least there, as long as you are far enough, there is no possibility for a fuckup.
Brilliant. His blubber and innards would fly all over the place, combusting the rest of the mine field.I think Bob is so soft that the bullets would go through him like a hot knife goes through butter.
He would be better as single use mine detector. At least there, as long as you are far enough, there is no possibility for a fuckup.
I would have said the crows, but i don't want animals to get food poisoning from feeding on what remains of him.Maybe so, but who wants to have to clean the bits of lard up?
First off, I'm just going to assume Bobby knows nothing about the Five Nights at Freddy's series whatsoever and just namedrops [popular thing] so he can seem relevant. Second, you're a 40-year-old man. It makes sense to be afraid of creepy animatronics and weirdly anthropomorphized trees when you're a child, but to claim that you're "viscerally terrified" and "unsafe in the world" because of an old walled-off apple pie tree (that even according to the tweet itself might not even be there anymore) is fucking laughable. You're goddamn pathetic, Robert.Bobby is scared by McDonald's:
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Okay, since I checked out of the MCU after Endgame because it's clear they're just spinning gears at this point, maybe someone here can enlighten me: is there anything remotely interesting about WandaVision, or is it just overhyped as usual? Like, they pretty much already spoiled the whole "Wanda's in a simulation and there's some kind of evil conspiracy afoot" angle already, if it weren't fucking obvious from the premise; for fuck's sake, we already know Vision's dead, so of course it's gonna be something like that. Beyond that, it's like...why should I care? Scarlet Witch was mostly a non-character in the three or four movies she showed up in, and Vision's dead as already mentioned, so there's really no reason for this to exist beyond "we love making money." Same thing with the Black Widow movie that may or may not ever come out; why do a prequel movie to a character that we already know died literally two movies before?
I wouldn't be so harsh.Bobby's just simping for Horseface
I could see Bob being the kind of person in Hitler's buerocratic apparat who'd disagree with chastising Codreanu's antisemitism in his Iron Guard, and instead would be all for copying it. Just exchange antisemitism with anti-white-trashism and it could never be extreme or cruel enough for the Blobbenführer.Maybe so, but Blob would definitely be at home in the 36th Waffen-SS Grenadier Division.
When you commit so many war crimes that you get the SS, the organisation which was directly responsible for guarding the death camps, to shake their heads, you fucked up.
If I had to bet, I'd say Bob in nazi Germany would have signed up for the brown shirts in his teens, thinking he'd soon be advising Hitler and sipping champagne. Then he'd get his ass kicked when he pisses himself because a Jewish shopkeeper looked at him funny or something. The most Bob could have ever achieved would be some minor political position by being in the right place and kissing the right ass. People compare him to Goebbels a lot but at most he'd be Goebbels secretaries assistants coffee boy.Bob, himself, would never be a commissar, never inflict acts of real violence in real life. Both because he is a physical coward, and because as a moral coward he wants someone else to do all of the unpleasant mass violence for him. He never even has the courage to own his own aims. It's always "someone should really do something about all of these people that aren't even human", never "I want to see these people dead and I'd be willing to pull the trigger myself."
The quarantine really did a number on Mike StoklasaSeeing how Arkle is a
I'm not Romanian. Was Codreanu particularly vicious when it came to anti-Semitism?I could see Bob being the kind of person in Hitler's buerocratic apparat who'd disagree with chastising Codreanu's antisemitism in his Iron Guard, and instead would be all for copying it. Just exchange antisemitism with anti-white-trashism and it could never be extreme or cruel enough for the Blobbenführer.
Goebbels had charisma. Bob, however...If I had to bet, I'd say Bob in nazi Germany would have signed up for the brown shirts in his teens, thinking he'd soon be advising Hitler and sipping champagne. Then he'd get his ass kicked when he pisses himself because a Jewish shopkeeper looked at him funny or something. The most Bob could have ever achieved would be some minor political position by being in the right place and kissing the right ass. People compare him to Goebbels a lot but at most he'd be Goebbels secretaries assistants coffee boy.
Apparently his Iron Guard was so extreme that the Nazis had to tell them to tone it down a notch.I'm not Romanian. Was Codreanu particularly vicious when it came to anti-Semitism?
If anything a southerner would marinade his meat in Coca-Cola, they're crazy for that stuff down there. If anything Bob probably knew the name comes from what they called moonshine down south and assumed all southerners drank the soda. So he was talking out of his ass to avoid being humiliated.
Wasn't that the Ustasha?Apparently his Iron Guard was so extreme that the Nazis had to tell them to tone it down a notch.
Hm, might also be. It's been a while, maybe I mixed them up. Possibly, actually, considering I can't find the appopriate reports anywhere.Wasn't that the Ustasha?
Oh no, he sucks complete shit at games in general, and it took him years to beat this game designed for children. He just is a big sped fanboy of it because of the TV show more than anything from what I can tell. He probably got into gaming because of commercials about his favorite TV show guy being in games.
Look, making fun of Bob is so easy and calling him out on being pathetic about Mario is also great. But I think this is a bit misleading.As someone who's beaten Super Mario Bros. 3 (Bob's absolutest mostest favoritest game) several times (we rented it but didn't own it; sometimes borrowed a friend's copy) not to mention Super Mario World, it's absolutely amazing to me that Bob couldn't beat them. And I'm no "pro", either. Sure, some levels gave me fits, but still.
I thought the problem with the Legionnaires' Rebellion was that it was a rebellion against an Axis member as opposed to the legionnaires being particularly vicious to the Jews?Hm, might also be. It's been a while, maybe I mixed them up. Possibly, actually, considering I can't find the appopriate reports anywhere.
I'm getting old.
/edit: No, I'm pretty sure the Iron Guard was told off, too.
I think it was related to the Bucharest Progrom during the Legionnaire's Rebellion.
At what point does Bobby's simping/stalking enter Ricardo Lopez territory?