Kangz and Kweenz - Blacktivist/Black Nationalist Pseudohistorians trying to reclaim other nations' achievements and histories "WE WUZ KANGZ/KWEENZ N' SHIET"

[IAmNotAlpharius]

My favourite part about groups like this is you can look up any video by black supremacists and you’ll find the equivalent by a White, Asian or Aboriginal person spouting the same crap. Besides needing to prop your own crappy existence on what you’re ancestors may or may not have done is cringe af, now how about you go out there and achieve something yourself.

Imo unremarkable people look to find a remarkable legacy to claim. Supremacists aren’t so different from each other. It’s a very human flaw.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Even though there was a presence of Afro-Abkhazians in Abkhazia, the Abkhazians are a Caucasian group. It's believed they were sold from Istanbul by the royal Georgian Shervashidze family to work on their citrus farms but were ultimately unsuccessful. Anyone with a head would know that evolution and migration changes how different groups of people look.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I'll see your kangz and raise you a kween. Not just a black queen, but a black queen of England no less (and no I'm not talking about some hypothetical future in which William and his kids get offed and Meghan somehow ends up on the throne. In this case the claim is that Queen Charlotte (wife of George III) was actually black.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2020/12/27/bridgerton-queen-charlotte-black-royals/
https://archive.md/xjSVP

For those who want the tl;dr to spare their poor brain cells, the claim is that Queen Charloote (wife of George III) was actually black. The foundations of this claim are;
1)That she is supposedly descended from an illegimiate child of Alfonso III of Portugal and a Moorish (and thefore obviously black) mistress
2)Out of context quotes about her physical appearance
3)unfounded claims that blacks in the British colonies honored her as one of them when they saw her portrait/coins and immediately recognised her as one of them
4)one particular portrait, (but ignore the others that show her to be steroetypically white), in which she does look vaguely, possibly mulatto-ish (assuming you ignore the fact they still painted her with white skin). Of course it could easily be explained away as simply being an ugly, typically inbred european noble, which says interesting things about the niggers who saw a fugly bitch and decided she must be one of theirs.

Of course those of you are well schooled in history will have realised this entire shitshow dies at the first hurdle, because even assuming Alfonso did have an illegitimate kid with a moorish woman, and even assuming that moorish woman was actually black, Alfonso died in 1279, and Charlotte was born in 1744, which is a fucking stretch even under the most generous definition of the 1 drop rule.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Moores, iirc, were only in the Iberian peninsula. They wouldn't have travelled that far to the Balkans and the rest of Southern Europe. Ilyrians, Thracians, and Slavs believed to have originated from Ukraine migrated to the Balkans thousands of years ago.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

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Moores, iirc, were only in the Iberian peninsula. They wouldn't have travelled that far to the Balkans and the rest of Southern Europe. Ilyrians, Thracians, and Slavs believed to have originated from Ukraine migrated to the Balkans thousands of years ago.

I’m pretty sure any of these festivities would be mocking Moors (who were mostly Berbers, it bears repeating), as they were Islamic invaders who terrorized Europe for much of the Medieval Era.

 

[seri0us]

Prime example: Cucktoon Network trying to push the narrative to kids that a black dude invented the light bulb

Daily reminder that black people INVENTED the computer because a black guy allegedly had a hand in making the ISA bus or something.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

This silly shit. It's presumably by someone called Dane Calloway, whose Youtube seems ripe for lols if anyone wants to go through it.

Doesn't this completely play into the Noble Savage trope?

What I love about this though: the author is claiming some profound oneness among The Bipoc, using the same technique that sub-Buzzfeed shitsites use to fill pages. I'm guessing the author would consider the message non-transferrable if presented with these (much better) lookalikes.

 

[Jarolleon]

So is this just for black kangz or is it for other ethnosupremacist weirdos too like all the Indian weirdos who believe Hindu mythology literally happened and that the Indians are the inventors of civilization? Might want to reflect that in the OP.

The equivalent of kangery for whites was more popular back in the 19th century but oddly enough rarely involved white Europeans and it's usually the Egyptians (who were white) or the Twelve Tribes of Israel (in the Old Testament, who were white before they became the Christkilling modern Jews). White people claimed the Egyptians and Israelites accomplished every single achievement Africans ever did. White Egyptians or ancient Israelites taught black Africans agriculture and civilization itself and built all the great African civilizations from Ethiopia (which to be fair did have a large ancient Arab component) to Mali to Great Zimbabwe. Interestingly some of this is based on earlier actual African folklore where some West African peoples claim they are descended from the Ancient Egyptians or even medieval Islamic Egyptians or that their kings were/are of Egyptian heritage.

It's also claimed that Ancient Egyptians and/or Israelites went to the Americas and helped the Indians build all the mounds and cliff cities and other achievements that the Indians built. They also helped the Mesoamericans build their own pyramids (because obviously nobody ever thought of piling mud in a triangle shape besides Egyptians). The most famous example of this is Mormonism which claims a bunch of Jews went to the United States 2,000 years ago, built a huge civilization, God and Jesus and angels talked to them there, and when their civilization fell into wickedness and God destroyed it they wrote the Book of Mormon on some plates which God later helped some random weirdo named Joseph Smith find and translate.

Most of this moderate flavor of kangery died out when it became politically incorrect to say whites built every culture's great monuments but it mutated and still survives in the form of ALIENS DID IT. It also survives in the white people version of Nation of Islam (not Scientology like is sometimes claimed) which is esoteric Hitlerism and other neo-Nazi occultism. It's the exact same themes as black UFO cults, like how whites are superpowerful beings from another star system, white people created Atlantis, Nazi UFOs, etc. and the only reason whites don't rule the world is because an evil being made the Jews rule the world instead.

Is there any connection between the West African folklore about being descended from Egyptians and modern Kangery? Is it some oral tradition that the nogs on the slave ships managed to pass on?

 

[NerdShamer]

Is there any connection between the West African folklore about being descended from Egyptians and modern Kangery? Is it some oral tradition that the nogs on the slave ships managed to pass on?

The Egyptian nobility generally claimed the area that is now known as the Suez Canal, and they mostly stayed in that part of Africa.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Is there any connection between the West African folklore about being descended from Egyptians and modern Kangery? Is it some oral tradition that the nogs on the slave ships managed to pass on?

I don’t even think the Nigerian tribals that ended up on the ships even knew Egypt existed. This is just niggos thinking that anything on the African continent is automatically black and part of their history.

I still contend that designating North "Africa" as African is a mistake considering that it’s far closer to the Mediterranean cultures than the Subsaharan peoples.

 

[BScCollateral]

The Egyptian nobility generally claimed the area that is now known as the Suez Canal, and they mostly stayed in that part of Africa.

Well, mostly. There was certainly some connections between Egypt and sub-Saharan Africa, especially with Nubia, which was effectively an Egyptian colony for much of its history.

IIRC there was also at least one dynasty that was sub-Saharan, like the later Ptolemies were Greek.

 

[Compulsory Games]

This silly shit. It's presumably by someone called Dane Calloway, whose Youtube seems ripe for lols if anyone wants to go through it.
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Doesn't this completely play into the Noble Savage trope?

What I love about this though: the author is claiming some profound oneness among The Bipoc, using the same technique that sub-Buzzfeed shitsites use to fill pages. I'm guessing the author would consider the message non-transferrable if presented with these (much better) lookalikes.
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I'm going to assume he doesn't bring up the fact that a lot of Native people owned slaves.

Spoiler alert, white people made them do it.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Are they gonna claim Leonidas Trujillo? He's partially Hatian and massacred Harian btw. And declared war on Hitler
Are they also gonna claim merengue, as it's roots are literally in slavery?

 

[Dyn]

IIRC there was also at least one dynasty that was sub-Saharan, like the later Ptolemies were Greek.

Kushites conquered Egypt for about 100 years before the Assyrians kicked them out and took it.

Sub-Saharan Africans were styling in unbelievably rich, civilised and technologically advanced empires when white people were still living in caves and raping their sisters, so it's weird as fuck that hoteps don't seem to know the first thing about them.

 

[BScCollateral]

Sub-Saharan Africans were styling in unbelievably rich, civilised and technologically advanced empires when white people were still living in caves and raping their sisters, so it's weird as fuck that hoteps don't seem to know the first thing about them.

It is kind of weird the way that works. It's a bit like people who hunt for bigfoot. Can't you look for real animals?

 

[Dysnomia]

They also believe that monkeys and gorillas are a result of wypipo trying to become black.

Whenever I hear the story of Yakub I think of this:

A convoluted, non-sensical story that sounds like an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

 

[Niggernerd]

I'll respect afrikaans when they stop having bad juujuu

 

[biozeminadae1]

TBF there was Kush & Ethiopia (though they were arguably more just dark-skinned semitic) and then Ghana, Mali & Songhai. But instead of learning their own history, they just elect to steal other culture's history - then make up anti-white fanfic that somehow makes whites sound more badass than even white supremacist fanfic.

Kush/Nubia is debatable but Ethiopians are absolutely Caucasoid, or at least most of them were. It's kind of a catch-all term.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Sub-Saharan Africans were styling in unbelievably rich, civilised and technologically advanced empires when white people were still living in caves and raping their sisters, so it's weird as fuck that hoteps don't seem to know the first thing about them.

Then in a true act of racial superiority to da caveman wypipo, they ended up conquered by them.

 

[Dysnomia]

There was a user on Lipstick Alley a few years ago. I think her name was Erika Kane. I don't know if she is still active but she was absolutely nuts. She seemed to have an actual mental condition judging by the strange structure of her posts. It wasn't quite schizo but you could tell she was having delusions. I seriously doubt she was a troll as it was obsessive with tons of pictures, diagrams and walls of insane, rambling text.

The blogs there are hilarious to begin with. But this woman claimed that blacks were actually from Europe and whites came from Africa. She flipped the script on the reason why light skin evolved to absorb more Vitamin D. Essentially blacks needed dark skin in Europe to get more nutrients from the sun. Whites need light skin to protect the from the sun. That makes no sense. But to her it did.

She would post images of slaves and diagrams of the ships and claim that they never existed and it was some kind of conspiracy to keep black people from reclaiming Europe. How blacks got to America was nonsensical. I th ink at one point she claimed they were already here and shipped whites in. But her posts were always so hard to follow.

Lipstick Alley isn't the same goldmine it used to be. There seems to be less crazies than before. I hear the site is owned by some Asian lady. A lot of people just go there for the celebrity gossip, which is what the site was originally founded for anyway.