Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[HamFan]

Jude’s feeling squishy about her glorified charity program she runs for herself called Twitch
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I wish I could be as marginalized as Jude so I can grift a $1500+ chair View attachment 1900771View attachment 1900772

Yes, you may only contact the Queen through email. DMs are too much emotional labor for our delicate and dedicated activist
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So someone retrieved her chair for her. Will this bitch ever get her comeuppance?
Oh, right. The early death.

 

[Glittarded Tartlet]

So someone retrieved her chair for her. Will this bitch ever get her comeuppance?
Oh, right. The early death.

I’m betting Mel scored a Tinder hookup to come over and carry it up.

 

[Win98SE]

Ah, Negaoryx. Imagine her as Jude + a few more points into Charisma and a safer BMI. She's also an ambassador for Twitch, something Jude was shooting for. For reference, here's her TwitchTracker page. Stats-wise, she is approx. +350 viewers relative to Jude. She has a slightly better work ethic and streams a full, jam-packed 25 hours a week! Totally real job BTW.

A lot of her time on Twitter/Twitch oscillates between complaining about trolls and complaining that Twitch isn't doing enough to promote her, the latter of which ties into the same point we've all made about Jude's career - Twitch DOES promote you, so why can't you maintain viewers after you've been promoted?

One major difference: Negaoryx can actually be entertaining! Jude can only dream.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Jude is only really funny when she chimps out on people

 

[PurpleEater]

Of course Jude was a complete dick to that guy who offered her solid advice (eventually you'll have to choose between mental health and views) and immediately wrote him off and mocked him because he wasn't hot/trying to fuck her/visibly QUEERGAYBABY. She's such an asshole.

I'm a little MATI Jude actually retrieved the chair and it didn't get stolen. I agree Mel probably bit the bullet and did it, sick of her whining about it.

Also I was feeling autistic and went on Jude's Facebook page to mine for vintage lulz. Here's some from before she was pushing 300:

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Jude is only really funny when she chimps out on people

Lol she just had to try and post about how she TOTALLY GOES DOWNSTAIRS AND OUTSIDE GUYS, SHE’S NOT A FAT USELESS SHUT-IN!

We know you’re a fat useless shut-in, Jude. Don’t play otherwise.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Of course Jude was a complete dick to that guy who offered her solid advice (eventually you'll have to choose between mental health and views) and immediately wrote him off and mocked him because he wasn't hot/trying to fuck her/visibly QUEERGAYBABY. She's such an asshole.

I'm a little MATI Jude actually retrieved the chair and it didn't get stolen. I agree Mel probably bit the bullet and did it, sick of her whining about it.

Also I was feeling autistic and went on Jude's Facebook page to mine for vintage lulz. Here's some from before she was pushing 300:

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I don’t know why Jude is beating around the bush in that first video. I know she’s trying to score “queer” street cred, but she’s failing miserably at it. There’s no shame in liking masculinity and she should just admit she’s attracted to men mostly because she barely shows any interest in women besides to prove how “queer” she is. Jude is exactly like Tess is her “queerness”.

 

[HamFan]

Of course Jude was a complete dick to that guy who offered her solid advice (eventually you'll have to choose between mental health and views) and immediately wrote him off and mocked him because he wasn't hot/trying to fuck her/visibly QUEERGAYBABY. She's such an asshole.

I'm a little MATI Jude actually retrieved the chair and it didn't get stolen. I agree Mel probably bit the bullet and did it, sick of her whining about it.

Also I was feeling autistic and went on Jude's Facebook page to mine for vintage lulz. Here's some from before she was pushing 300:

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Wow she has looked really unhealthy for awhile.
Btw, if you don't like Jude, it's because you have demons! Demons that need exercised before you can appreciate her brilliance.

 

[Dead Eye]

Of course Jude was a complete dick to that guy who offered her solid advice (eventually you'll have to choose between mental health and views) and immediately wrote him off and mocked him because he wasn't hot/trying to fuck her/visibly QUEERGAYBABY. She's such an asshole.

I'm a little MATI Jude actually retrieved the chair and it didn't get stolen. I agree Mel probably bit the bullet and did it, sick of her whining about it.

Also I was feeling autistic and went on Jude's Facebook page to mine for vintage lulz. Here's some from before she was pushing 300:

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LOL at that first clip, she literally states in no uncertain terms that she just likes the idea of "queerness" despite specifically being attracted to men. Maybe she is the Mermaid Queen, since her followers have the intelligence of goldfish.

 

[inquizadoor]

ugh im getting tired of her overusing the puppy eyes face

not a word on how her grieving recently widowed father is doing, just this cat. color me shocked

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

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In a PANORAMA, lol. Jude is such an idiot. Went downstairs = Jude got food delivered. Again.

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ugh im getting tired of her overusing the puppy eyes face

not a word on how her grieving recently widowed father is doing, just this cat. color me shocked

Wonder why she went to see her dad. I'm guessing it was to borrow money. Otherwise, I don't think she would bother. I mean, if the BEST part about the visit is the cat and not, oh you know, checking in on her recently widowed dad -- I'm guessing she only made the trip because she knew she could get something out of it.

 

[Old McDonald's Body Farm]

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Judy it's spelled "cockwomble" not "cockwobble". At least spell your stupid, lackluster, insults right. Yeesh.

 

[Easy Peasy]

A man had the audacity to interact with her whomst wasn't Henry Cavill, so she needs to flex and then eat her feelings I guess.

 

[inquizadoor]

so she admits she still gets money from her parents/dad. all that big talk about her 'career' lol

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

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so she admits she still gets money from her parents/dad. all that big talk about her 'career' lol

Déja vu.

 

[inquizadoor]

its not a "cocky" tweet guys. its also not a grammatically correct tweet but whatevs

what is she even trying to do??? is this for more twitch shit? bc she trash talks them so much she screwed herself there lmao

 

[Lame Entropy]

I'm assuming she means a twitch rep? Larger streamers that bring in a significant amount of money to the platform usually get them. She could be referring to a regular agent to set up brand deals and stuff but she's overestimating her market value either way.

 

[PurpleEater]

This "comeback" doesn't even really make sense:

I don’t know why Jude is beating around the bush in that first video. I know she’s trying to score “queer” street cred, but she’s failing miserably at it. There’s no shame in liking masculinity and she should just admit she’s attracted to men mostly because she barely shows any interest in women besides to prove how “queer” she is. Jude is exactly like Tess is her “queerness”.

She's comically lacking in self-awareness in all three of those videos to the point they come across as satire, but especially in the one she tries to defend her bisexuality.

Bisexuals are attracted to and want to fuck both men and women. They aren't concerned with whether or not someone is "queer." That makes no sense. Jude is basically admitting she likes the idea of queer cred + being a cool queer kid but aside from that is a straight girl.

 

[JuniperFalls]

This "comeback" doesn't even really make sense:

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I think the idea is supposed to be that the only people who have trouble with she/they pronouns are men who are very bad in bed.

 

[PurpleEater]

Not sure what she means by this besides "I'm terrible at vidya" but the "am baby" thing needs to end:

also this is a gem: