DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

isn't hades a place too

you know, the place where hades, the god, is?

phil, you remember the place, but not the boss

Hades is the god and the place is the underworld.

Edit: He just said that him threatening that 11 year old in VR never happened.

 

[OverlySensitive]

He is watching God Of War and said "I dont know who this boss is,I know its IN HADES"

This mother fucker thinks Hades is a place.

Hades may be both some do refer to Hell as Hades itself. I used too so it is a thing for some tards.

 

[But I Digress]

Hades is the god and the place is the underworld.

Edit: He just said that him threatening that 11 year old in VR never happened.

Definition of Hades​

1: the Greek god of the underworld
2: the underground abode of the dead in Greek mythology

 

[Panda Lee's Feet]

Phil has literally never done a single morally questionable thing in his life. If he did, it was correct to do at the time and he's grown up since then, back when he was 30. All of Phil's critics are just stuck in the past. And they hate the success he has now. But he desperately needs money because he's not a shill so please contribute.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just watched Past Phil dramatically throw out the Ryu headband that came with the SF4 collector's edition, saying 'that shit goes where it belongs - in the trash!'
Modern Phil laughed and offered no comment.

I'm 90% sure that Ryu headband was later prominently featured on his Christmas tree, as a decoration during his tree decorating videos. That's the headband he suggested wearing as a new 'vest streak' incentive just a couple of months ago, so he still has it. But when he got it, he threw it in the trash for a laugh and then fished it out to use as a tree decoration. That is some weird clown behavior from 'the realest motherfucker on the internet'. There was also an offer for a Street Fighter branded Visa that he laughed at, and Modern Phil pondered if anyone actually got that.

I suspect the former-pro SF North American EVO Champion who maxed out 14 credit cards would be their target audience...

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

A wild Rambo appears, in a video where.......well, I'm not quite sure what the point of it was, unless it was his flexing about how much he spent on food?

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Phil just watched Past Phil dramatically throw out the Ryu headband that came with the SF4 collector's edition, saying 'that shit goes where it belongs - in the trash!'
Modern Phil laughed and offered no comment.

I'm 90% sure that Ryu headband was later prominently featured on his Christmas tree, as a decoration during his tree decorating videos. That's the headband he suggested wearing as a new 'vest streak' incentive just a couple of months ago, so he still has it. But when he got it, he threw it in the trash for a laugh and then fished it out to use as a tree decoration. That is some weird clown behavior from 'the realest motherfucker on the internet'.

He did the same thing with his WiiU after having one of his bi-monthly Nintendo shitfits. The only thing that stays in the trash is the perfectly good food he's happy to waste. Pay this man he's starving to death if you don't.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil is such a weak bitch he thought the pizza was heavy.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Phil just described two stuffed crust pizzas as 'heavy'

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Phil just described two stuffed crust pizzas as 'heavy'

This man can carry a jug of milk and walks around the mall for exercise, how can a pizza be heavy for this herculean beast?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Phil is such a weak bitch he thought the pizza was heavy.

Phil just described two stuffed crust pizzas as 'heavy'

This man can carry a jug of milk and walks around the mall for exercise, how can a pizza be heavy for this herculean beast?

“I don’t need to go to the gym! DURR, LOOK AT THAT FLEX BRO!”

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"I'm Italian. I was raised Italian"

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

The PC camera doesn't do him any favors.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

"I'm Italian. I was raised Italian"

He said he was Italian and then corrected himself one second after saying he was raised italian IMO,thats how I interpreted it. It would be a good thing if we bullied him enough about being polish that he no longer claims he is Italian.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

DEVOUR

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

DEVOUR

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Why is he eating it by the crust? Is this man literally autistic? Thats like biting the middle of the hotdog first.

EDIT: He is talking about the weight of the pizza like if anyone gave a shit about how much their food weights.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I love how he is pigsplaining the logistics and mechanics of a pizza "supporting its own weight"

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

The way this man describes food is completely bizarre. Like an alien trying to describe Earthling food to other aliens.

EDIT: DSP is handling greasy fast food pizza and then digging his fingers into his ears. But it's the headphones to blame for his constant ear infections.

 

[gaarashatan]

A friendly shout-out to @Null from DSP, calling him a scumbag:

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i promise you null hardly knows any new info that pops up. kf isnt like king of hate forums where theres only 3 new posts a day

Going on a rant about how people were planning to break into his house to clean and ergonomically rearrange his office.

...i just watched a video about him calling people who believe in "harmless conspiracy theories" as morons. yet here he is. believing people are actually going to break in his home and clean.


also, dropping another retard. how do people not see this dudes lies. hes trying to lie about something not happening that literally JUST FUCKING HAPPENED. hes a pathological fucking liar. hell lie about anything and everything

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Gets a $1 tip asking him to play the Wonder Waffle SF4 vid.

"Oh yeah, the the guy got a double perfect because all my buttons stopped working"

What an absolutely absurd way to describe getting your ass beat...just say it started lagging like crazy...not every single button quit working lmao