The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Ginger Piglet]

Clown hates everything, conquers the world.

The Legend of Kyrandia 3: Malcolm's Revenge.

My turn.

Terminally depressed woman finds a purpose in life by hunting down an internet troll.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

The Legend of Kyrandia 3: Malcolm's Revenge.

Nope

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Clown hates everything, conquers the world.

Final fansty 6 (3 in the US)

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Final fansty 6 (3 in the US)

You got it!

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Terminally depressed woman finds a purpose in life by hunting down an internet troll.

The Cat Lady.

"Your honor, I object! That was... objectionable!"

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

The Cat Lady.

"Your honor, I object! That was... objectionable!"

Phoenix Wright?

Kill endless waves of people using two fingers.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Kill endless waves of people using two fingers.

Probably a long shot, but Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage?

 

[Bender]

Kill endless waves of people using two fingers.

One Finger Death Punch?

 

[Exbein]

The final boss is literally your sperm

 

[Ginger Piglet]

The final boss is literally your sperm

The Family Guy pinball machine.

(No, seriously, the Wizard Mode is called Sperm Attack. I am not making this up.)

 

[Exbein]

The Family Guy pinball machine.

(No, seriously, the Wizard Mode is called Sperm Attack. I am not making this up.)

I guess, but that's not the real answer

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

One Finger Death Punch?

Bender gets the free bottle of hot sauce. Well done

 

[TurkishOreo]

Guy dies and a virus takes over for him.

Prototype

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Severely constipated man with an opiate addiction shoots his way through Noir York.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

you and four friends walk around shooting things and then 3D print new guns

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Severely constipated man with an opiate addiction shoots his way through Noir York.

Max Payne

Man with badass new body didn't ask for it.

 

[Slimy Time]

-3 girls beat up bad guys...rhythmically.

-Fantasy Russia and China invade hell.

 

[Cod of War]

Max Payne

Man with badass new body didn't ask for it.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

 

[TurkishOreo]

-3 girls beat up bad guys...rhythmically.

-Fantasy Russia and China invade hell.

I´d say it´s either Necrodancer or that old rhytmn DS game

 

[Slimy Time]

I´d say it´s either Necrodancer or that old rhytmn DS game

Necrodancer can fit, but it's not the one I was thinking of. Was thinking of MuseDash.