The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

Wake up from your coma and strive to reclaim your throne from three rivals and an overlord.
 
The worst first day out of the hospital.
MGSV?
Child develops selenophobia within three quick days.
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

1. A sun dog goes on a journey to paint over mythical creatures.
2. Accompany a godly femboy on a quest to stop a dragon in the midst of its emo phase.
3. It's literally the exact same as last year's installment except we've removed that one game mode that everyone liked so now it's worth even less of your time.
 
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