The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[CrippleThreat]

I'm thinking Dynasty Warriors.

Or Marvel vs. Capcom?

Nope. It's Live-A-Live from Squaresoft (before the Enix colonized them).

 

[Love Machine]

Guy takes a bad job for some pussy.... in space!

 

[Ilikeoreos]

An evil sorceress is jealous of a prepubescent furry girl

 

[Vault Boy]

An evil sorceress is jealous of a prepubescent furry girl

Banjo-Kazooie.

A miner unintentionally runs afoul of the law within hours of arriving at his new post.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

Banjo-Kazooie.

Got it

 

[CrippleThreat]

Guy takes a bad job for some pussy.... in space!

Mass Effect?

 

[Love Machine]

Mass Effect?

Nope, think shittier job then space captain.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Nope, think shittier job then space captain.

Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender?

 

[Love Machine]

Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender?

Worse.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Worse.

Dead Space?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Man bumps into another and creates a fight.

 

[Cod of War]

Man bumps into another and creates a fight.

Yakuza

A miner unintentionally runs afoul of the law within hours of arriving at his new post.

Red Faction: Guerilla

 

[Love Machine]

Dead Space?

Ding Ding!

 

[TurkishOreo]

PETA tries to conquer the world.

Pokemon B&W & pkmn b&w electric buggalo 2.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Yakuza

Yes. Basically the 1/4 of the entire mechanic of the random fights in each game except the newest one, the PSP ones and Dead Souls.

Ok, let me think another one: traveling across USA in a sports-racing car.

 

[CrippleThreat]

The most open-ended quest to kill a dragon.

 

[Love Machine]

The most open-ended quest to kill a dragon.

Dragon's dogma

 

[CrippleThreat]

Dragon's dogma

Nope. Think more on "open-ended."

 

[Overcast]

Grumpy fat man chases after a woman to get his money back.

 

[Cod of War]

Yes. Basically the 1/4 of the entire mechanic of the random fights in each game except the newest one, the PSP ones and Dead Souls.

Ok, let me think another one: traveling across USA in a sports-racing car.

Cruis'n USA