The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[The Last Stand]

Trump Castle II

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I didn't even know that existed. Trump has a video game.

I was thinking NBA 2K20. But you got me there.

 

[tigergrinder]

I didn't even know that existed. Trump has a video game.

I was thinking NBA 2K20. But you got me there.

Wonder if the coupon's still good.

 

[The Last Stand]

Wonder if the coupon's still good.

Good until 4/30/92.

Nope.

 

[CrippleThreat]

A horny otaku massacres thousands as he rises through the ranks.

 

[Gutpuke]

A horny otaku massacres thousands as he rises through the ranks.

No More Heroes

 

[Syaoran Li]

Hitman Absolution?

Nope. Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Angry Birds

Travel Agent pursues a client and takes on mundane jobs along the way.

Grim Fandango.

 

[Bender]

A rodent skilled in physical labour and a smart robot save a galaxy with a lot of guns.

A deliveryman gets some shocking superpowers and saves a city.

A convict and a smart-arsed rodent save a city from a robot invasion.

A tranny doesn't know how to play golf.

 

[Overcast]

A rodent skilled in physical labour and a smart robot save a galaxy with a lot of guns.

A deliveryman gets some shocking superpowers and saves a city.

A convict and a smart-arsed rodent save a city from a robot invasion.

A tranny doesn't know how to play golf.

Ratchet and Clank

Infamous? Never played it.

I really wanna say Jak 3, as that involved robotic enemies if I recall.

The Last of Us 2.

 

[Bender]

Ratchet and Clank

Infamous? Never played it.

I really wanna say Jak 3, as that involved robotic enemies if I recall.

The Last of Us 2.

Correct on all 4, nice.

 

[The Last Stand]

Learn to cook for kids.

Reverse at the speed of light.

Minigame collection for a free controller.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Learn to cook for kids.

Reverse at the speed of light.

Minigame collection for a free controller.

Cooking Mama?

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Mario Party?

 

[The Last Stand]

Cooking Mama?

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Mario Party?

Yes, yes and no.

 

[Vault Boy]

An ex-con singlehandedly and unintentionally brings down a major religion while being berated with a litany of ethnic slurs

Morrowind.

 

[Cod of War]

Minigame collection for a free controller.

Wii Sports

 

[CrippleThreat]

Warriors from different eras fight and eventually band together as one in order to defeat the real evil, hate.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Minigame collection for a free controller.

Wii Play?

 

[The Last Stand]

Warriors from different eras fight and eventually band together as one in order to defeat the real evil, hate.

I'm thinking Dynasty Warriors.

Or Marvel vs. Capcom?

Wii Play?

Yes. I would've also accepted Wii Sports Resort or FlingSmash.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Middle management simulator with guns

 

[Rap Scallion]

War of the Worlds except a fucking weeaboo got a hold of it.