Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Hamberlard Raid said:
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She writes like an autistic 9-year-old boy.
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Meth. It was meth.
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Wipe?
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Ah yes. When legendary German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche spake, "that which does not kill us, makes us stronger" he was actually referring to meth heads that beat service animals.
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Jed gives weak dick.
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A tragic story in two parts.
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This is fucking gold. All of this.
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What a visionary.
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Amber's Elbow Face said:
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How are her nipples the size of her entire tits? I'm surprised the piercer knew where the fuck to even stick the needle. Looks like she's wearing a coconut bra all the time. Mother of God. Fuck pepperoni. Fuck salami. Fuck a pancake. Frigidaire's nips are over there looking like one of those giant colorful parachutes we used in gym class back in the 90's. Excuse me while I go shove hot pokers in my eyeballs.
 
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Amber's Elbow Face said:
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This reminds me of Ms. Choksondik from South Park.

She's what? 22?! Oh my god, that's tragic... they are wasting away the most beautiful years. Meh.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
She looks like someone who's been pressed into sex work or someone with a mega drug problem trying to turn tricks (or act as an escort) to support her habit. Or she's trying for a "sexy" look and, as usual, failing.
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100% agree. Her body language seems like it's saying 'I don't want to do this but I have no choice.' You can see it in her eyes especially.

I can't help but wonder how bad their money situation must be to essentially sell one's body on cam just so some gross grotty dudes can spank off to it.

It's like, are they risking eviction because they have any money, or are they in sky high debt? Why not just cut back and get rid of expenses they don't need instead of making Dana literally prostitute herself on camera?
 
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If I hadn't seen her IG, and all of her pictures where she's trying to look sexy, with all the fat fishing angles and filters, I'd say she looks sad. However, if you go to her IG and see all these pics going back to at least when she started dating destiny, all of her "sexy" pictures look EXACTLY like this. They're all sad-eyed and pouty lipped. She's not sad, she thinks this expression is sexy. Gorl needs to learn how to smize.
 
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The-Mad-Asshatter said:
Wow, so she chose to be lesbian? Maybe that's why she is doing an OF, she is starting to want the attention of men again...
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I hate to say it because it's un-PC but I think a lot of women choose to be lesbian because of things like this. Women tend to be more emotional and men tend to me more physical.

Guys tend to be gay primarily for physical reasons. Women tend to be gay primarily for emotional reasons.

Take Freddy Mercury. He considered Mary Austin the love of his life but couldn't get past his physical attraction to men.

It's not a blanket statement or something that is 100% true, but I have seen a lot of it.
 
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