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[Water-T]

Literally all Quinton had to do to avoid lolcow status was not shove his own political views into his reviews of children cartoons. How hard is it to keep your stupid fat mouth shut when you review Garfield and the magic school bus? Why, Why even bring up your personal views on the president on you CARTOON ANAYLSIS CHANNEL. Even if on twitter your a virtue signaling, faggot, """male feminist""" why inject it into your Youtube career? He had to have realized half his audience either live in a more conservatives home or have conservative views yet he had no problem alienating what were potential customers. Complete retard of a man.

Autism is a hell of a drug.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Tbh, Quinton and Shoe would be good together. Quinton is pathetic enough that I don't think he'd ever be able to cuck her, and Shoe is cucked enough that she'll pretend like Quinton isn't a slobbering manchild. They're also both political chameleons, so that part of the relationship works out as well. If she can cuck for Skeptic then she can do it for Quinton. I don't think Shoe's ego will ever let it happen though.

 

[Jack Awful]

Literally all Quinton had to do to avoid lolcow status was not shove his own political views into his reviews of children cartoons. How hard is it to keep your stupid fat mouth shut when you review Garfield and the magic school bus? Why, Why even bring up your personal views on the president on you CARTOON ANAYLSIS CHANNEL. Even if on twitter your a virtue signaling, faggot, """male feminist""" why inject it into your Youtube career? He had to have realized half his audience either live in a more conservatives home or have conservative views yet he had no problem alienating what were potential customers. Complete retard of a man.

Quinton has no self esteem, so putting a political rant in his videos makes him feel like he's doing good.

 

[Glade Candles]

Quinton has no self esteem, so putting a political rant in his videos makes him feel like he's doing good.

Absolutely, he's the poster child for soft, ineffectual slacktivism. The guy who had panic attacks for weeks and didn't leave his house because The Nostalgia Critic turned out to be an asshole can't imagine doing actual activism.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Tbh, Quinton and Shoe would be good together.

Nah, I have to press X to doubt. Sh0e has historically proven to be openly sexual and have specific fetishes (and the nude leaks confirm it), whereas Quinton strikes me as the kind of turbo-sped who gets nervous at the sight of naked women. Quinton seems like the kind of guy who'd blush and pass out if a girl showed him her tits. I hate to insult other men by accusing them of being virgins (because it's a very woke feminist thing to do), but in this context, I'll insult Quinton by accusing him of being a virgin simply due to his social ineptness, ugly appearance, and proven history of being awkward around women in general.

 

[hee ho bitches]

He retweets Izzzyzzz a lot.
Wonder how long it will take for her to snap.

Not that anyone's chomping at the bit to fuck Quinton, but I'm 99.9% sure she said she's asexual so if he tries it on with her he's especially thickheaded

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Absolutely, he's the poster child for soft, ineffectual slacktivism. The guy who had panic attacks for weeks and didn't leave his house because The Nostalgia Critic turned out to be an asshole can't imagine doing actual activism.

Most SJW and anti-SJW Youtubers are currently like this, as well. If you even look at video essays or popular cultural topics regarding entertainment, their political opinions are bleeding into their work. (ex: Anthony Fantano, MattPat, etc.)

Most of the time, it’s hard to get away from it, but it’s easier to do a case study as to why e-celebs are not supposed to be our “friends” offline.

 

[Jack Awful]

Most SJW and anti-SJW Youtubers are currently like this, as well. If you even look at video essays or popular cultural topics regarding entertainment, their political opinions are bleeding into their work. (ex: Anthony Fantano, MattPat, etc.)

Most of the time, it’s hard to get away from it, but it’s easier to do a case study as to why e-celebs are not supposed to be our “friends” offline.

Civvie 11 put in a bit where he randomly pulled his phone out to check Twitter and complained about how Joe Lieberman is against the removal of the filibuster.

I hate it so much, just make funny jokes about video games!

 

[Luna Mothews]

Rate me autistic but it’s curious how quinton seems to orbit friends of Contra, first dmsgate with Lindsay, now shoe

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Rate me autistic but it’s curious how quinton seems to orbit friends of Contra, first dmsgate with Lindsay, now shoe

Quinton wants friends. In his CA video he openly talked about how he wanted to join CA and be in their crossover videos. After they imploded he tried to join Breadtube. I think his main issue is being lonely and willing to say and do whatever it takes to fit in.

 

[Tonberry]

Quinton wants friends. In his CA video he openly talked about how he wanted to join CA and be in their crossover videos. After they imploded he tried to join Breadtube. I think his main issue is being lonely and willing to say and do whatever it takes to fit in.

I really don't think that's the case, Q is just really, autistically obsessed with social climbing on youtube. If he wanted friends, he had plenty back when his channel started to take off, plenty of youtubers (even moderately big ones like TRO) willing to work with him, and systematically burned off every single bridge he thought could hurt his channel's image. If Quinton is alone on youtube right now it's not just because he's socially awkward or because everybody hates fat people, it's because he's repeatedly proven he'll abandon his friends without a second thought the moment they stop being useful. Even after CA died, he never once stopped wanting to join the cool kids' table of the internet.

Quinton's one of the very few cows on this site I don't have an ounce of sympathy for, because he brought it all on himself, and deserved every bit of backlash he ever got.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

> EFAP
Every Frame A Pause is a podcast with a very self-explanatory name. It's connection to Quinton is that it's two main hosts today (Mauler and Rags) are sworn enemies of our dear anti- transphobic faggot over their opinion of TLJ. The beef between them is the oldest kerfuffle Q ever got himself into and is through his attempts at defeating them (A Critique of Citizen Kane and Here Lies Rags) that he unintentionally made them become friends. Hence a common meme amongst EFAP fans is that Q accidentally birthed EFAP.

Imagine being such a dumb fatty you inadvertently made two people friends in their dislike of you.

 

[sleepy-jezza]

Tbh, Quinton and Shoe would be good together.

Quinton is too pathetic to have a girlfriend, also Shoe doesn't date her fans/simps. (Vaush is her political aly/ not boyfriend material).
Quinton is more likely to blow his own brains out with a shotgun in next 10 years, then he is to blow his load inside of a girl.

 

[Bloody bunny]

This really should tell you everything you need to know about the guy.

I find Q's apparent age absolutely fascinating. In the face he looks like a guy who should have a mortgage and two kids in high school.

But his body is the flabby underdefined body of a fat 10-year old with hirsuitism. No muscle mass at all. Just flab and gangly limbs, but not the protruding running tubby fat of a grown man. It's like he hit puberty and all the growth hormones stayed in his head and face.

Yeah that’s from a life time of no sunlights and being part fungus’s will get you.

 

[girlblogging]

I'm also surprised Quentin is straight.

AFAIK didn't he come out as bisexual in a breadtube video?

Did my Gen forget how to cope? Why do we feel like it's okay to vent to randos on the internet about personal issues. NOBODY I MEAN NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR BITCHING. NOBODY WANTS YOUR BAGGAGE. whatever happened to "suffer in silence" all introspection and self awareness has gone out the fucking window for these soy filled packets of flesh. Qrevs is pathetic Op, but hang out on vr chat discord servers and you will wanna kys.

Most people vent to their friends, but Quentin has none.

For a leftist, he sure is enslaved by the urge to consoom

As a Leftist, pretty much all American lefties are libs who parrot communist ideas, but because they have 0 experience with real socialism they have no idea how to practically implement anything. They're also still libs at their core (aka not left at all) thus the obsession with IdPol, semantics, virtue signaling and extreme consumerism.

I'm fairly politically active and very much on the left, our issues are usually government corruption, stolen elections, overwhelming bureaucracy, pollution etc. We really don't care about cartoons being woke.

Unrelated but I don't remember seeing it in the thread, does he live with his parents still? His room fills me with sadness, the thought of his presumably normal parents having that room in their home is even more horrifying.

 

[AnAccount]

Q Inton
Q Anon
Coincidence?

 

[hairazor]

Quinton has no self esteem, so putting a political rant in his videos makes him feel like he's doing good.

EARNED

 

[Jack Awful]

Q Inton
Q Anon
Coincidence?

Let's all start calling Quinton Q from now on.

 

[Water-T]

Let's all start calling Quinton Q from now on.

Q Anon Ton has a nice cadence to it.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

The really odd thing about Quinton is that he has a few female fans in his discord that throw themselves at him, but he doesn’t give them the time of day because they’re below him on the social ladder.