Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

It's about time for the baby arc to end anyway. The last "try" ended after about a month because of COVID, and the others she didn't announce the end of but they probably only lasted a month as well.
Also I find it hilarious that she was 1. fishing for people to tell her she's not fat with that "fat people can't get pregnant" post, and 2. looking for excuses to not get pregnant, but her dimwit followers didn't catch on and ruined both those ploys by responding with "no way you can totally be fat and get pregnant!!!"
 
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DerpyBirb said:
In the event of a baby, this is probably the best outcome for the kid.
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Pargon said:
Being harvested for stem cells as an embryo would be a better fate than being raised by Bex Gerber.
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Simply having Becky's DNA would 100% guarantee that her kid would end up just as fucked as she is no matter who raised it. Not being born would be a better fate.
 
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Kosher Salt said:
Simply having Becky's DNA would 100% guarantee that her kid would end up just as fucked as she is no matter who raised it. Not being born would be a better fate.
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Becky's womb, as sterile as a tomb, is an organ that seems to exist to prove Schopenhauer's antinatalism to be the correct view.
 
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The multi-oppressed, poor immigrant, that was gifted a trip to Italy for her 15th birthday by her supposed abusers.
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Bih, your face HAS changed. Either that or the artist was just very, very, very kind.
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Oughtism said:
The multi-oppressed, poor immigrant, that was gifted a trip to Italy for her 15th birthday by her supposed abusers.
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Bih, your face HAS changed. Either that or the artist was just very, very, very kind.
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LMFAO Italians are gross and I love 'em. "Mama mia, let's make sure to give this 15 year old Americana MASSIVE CANS."
 
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Trombonista said:
It's not that far off from reality, though.
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Well for one she's gotten much fatter and uglier from being a perpetual cunt 24-7

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Also sidenote Becky retweeted this and I don't even know what to say. Word worst salad I've seen in a long time.
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More made up shit that never happened, And if wypipo are so evil how dare privileged Becky date not one but two? Someone better #cancel her :story:
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Water-T said:
STFU, Becky. You're a white woman that uses "y'all" excessively despite growing up in Miami and thinks that being adopted by Cubans makes you a Cuban too.
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I’m not aware of her using any Southern dialect apart from that. She uses “y’all” a lot, but so does every other wokescold. Once again, Becky remains a basic bitch.
 
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If Becky ever does have a child, she 100% will dump it off onto the cucks to raise, and only mention it if she's whining about how hard it is to be a mother, or if she's using it as a bargaining chip against her parents or in-laws. She will constantly decide the kid's grandparents aren't allowed in its life because they're "abusive" (unless they pay up, of course) and constantly run to Twitter to beg for asspats about the trauma of being "forced" to do so. Every little thing will be blown out of proportion. If anyone tries to offer advice on child rearing, they'll be a judgmental asshole and how dare anyone tell me how to raise my babies. Then two seconds later she'll be bitching about how hard it is to have to do everything on her own, my family doesn't even offer to help!
 
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VacuousSpooder said:
I'm surprised we haven't gotten the "Daniel's horrible for not landing me a gaming gig at his new studio, boo-hoo!" saga yet. Maybe she's saving that one up.


She is 100% the type. I've heard of husbands having to lock themselves in the bathroom with their newborns after the mothers have a post-partum rage, and Becky would be the type to either try something like that.

Speaking of the fake-baby saga part 6, I'm sure this totally happened and she's not reading into some innocuous thing for pity points.

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I'm no doctor but my assumption is adding miles more of folds in the vagina labyrinth means less swimmers make it through the maze. Not every crayondick nuts directly into the uterus and if you're making the sperm's journey more difficult, that's on you and your Hostess Cupcakes.
 
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I'm no doctor but my assumption is adding miles more of folds in the vagina labyrinth means less swimmers make it through the maze. Not every crayondick nuts directly into the uterus and if you're making the sperm's journey more difficult, that's on you and your Hostess Cupcakes.
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There's literally no way in reality this vile cunt actually produces offspring. Who believes that?
 
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Haramburger said:
I'm no doctor but my assumption is adding miles more of folds in the vagina labyrinth means less swimmers make it through the maze. Not every crayondick nuts directly into the uterus and if you're making the sperm's journey more difficult, that's on you and your Hostess Cupcakes.
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This post makes me feel like I just watched a Lucas Werner video and had as troke.

Fat women usually have a harder time getting pregnant because excess fat messes with your hormones in manifold ways. Fat doesn't make the vagina longer (?!).
 
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