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I was keeping tally on some of the paypigs and figured I might as well update battlecuck 9000's total since there's been a few more khantributions from him since the last time.

New grand total: Between 6/26/2020 up until today (2/7/2021) - 27 khantributions = $650.40

And that's just what I can find through pigpiggo.

Another thing is his "I saw people asking for the stein, I dont really know how it would work, or what we can do".. Gee, Phil. You would probably get $100 in tips and break out the stein and drink from it..

He's so disin fucking genuous!! He's really trying to make it seem like they are asking for it, and it's all of their own free will, not that he's begging. So that in 2 months, he can come back and say "I never forced it on you, you guys wanted the stein, it was organic". It's not organic if you keep mentioning it and playing dumb, like you dont even know what it is. "Whats a stein? How do steins work? This is the first I'm hearing of a stein. Let me just go grab my stein that I've had for 15 years."
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Many people eat pizza with ranch.

In fact many years ago when I worked at a pizza place, if the delivery driver forgot someone's ranch they would often call the store and throw a bitch fit.

One lady told me the only reason she ordered the pizza was for the ranch.
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It's very much a midwestern/CA thing. So it's not shocking to me that a shut-in boomer from the East coast had never heard of it. His childish reaction is another thing altogether though.
Surly Muppet said:
Phil is calling Last of Us 2 "torture porn".
Because he was 'doing a playthrough for the internet', he had to keep playing, but the game disturbed him.
See, it wasn't just the sex. It was the violence and gore. The game was torture porn and it got to him.
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Again, it's a fucking zombie apocalypse game. The entire genre is built on people suffering, both physically and mentally, to the absolute furthest lengths for no reason other than to suffer. Sure there are silly outliers like Dead Rising and Shaun of the Dead, but at the end of the day people play/watch those things to see people ripped apart. What a retarded thing to complain about.
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'Member when Phil was laughing maniacally at Clementine (a preteen girl) sewing her open wound closed in The Walking Dead? (1:20:23)

 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
'Member when Phil was laughing maniacally at Clementine (a preteen girl) sewing her open wound closed in The Walking Dead? (1:20:23)

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Makes me wonder what Phil's reaction to TLoU2 would have been if he had played it just a few years earlier.
"YYYYYYYYEAH, YEAH BITE HER HAND OFF AAAAAAAAAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH"
 
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Muppetmode said:
Idk how chargebacks work. But if a tip got charged back, does that mean he didn’t earn that money and wouldn’t that affectively make his taxes lower?
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As a sole proprietorship you pay taxes on net profits (business income less all business expenses). So if someone tips him $1000 dollars and then charges it back he does not have to pay taxes on it.
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
It's very much a midwestern/CA thing. So it's not shocking to me that a shut-in boomer from the East coast had never heard of it. His childish reaction is another thing altogether though.


'Member when Phil was laughing maniacally at Clementine (a preteen girl) sewing her open wound closed in The Walking Dead? (1:20:23)

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How he acts is fucked up but even his reasoning for so is just as demented. Even if it didn't hurt you ever sew yourself closed? Its not easy even with superglue, okay.
I mean my god no wonder he never rode a bike before clearly he has never faced any real harm other than what his mom did to him mentally and his own.
 
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Watching Phil play Call of Duty is some double cancer.

He turns into a pompous little clown when he does well against wheelchairs. If he dies, the excuses just come out entirely. He uses the same shit he complains about like Thermal scope so that's typical Phil. Him also being obsessed with KD:R in gamemodes like collecting dog tags or domination.

I'm not a fan of CoD since maybe the original Modern Warfare over 10 years ago, but this is totally his game. He loves to rush in and get instant gratification while having numbers flash on the screen. His tactics are zero to none.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Based on this information alone, this is a cycle that will never end.

This is not underdog talk. This is a wealthy streamer telling his audience to pay his taxes because he can't budget. This is, by his own description, entirely his fault.
Once again, there is no reason to give him money - he is incapable of handling it.
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It's a bugged mechanic of the autist matrix. I doubt it's intentional by the Dev fucking with their player base. He's stumbled aspergers backwards into a loophole that will probably work way longer than it should. I mean, it should never worked in the first place. None of this should have worked.

But it definitely won't last forever, like a star on it's unavoidable path of collapsing in on itself. And this man is violently approaching 40 with zero savings for retirement. Zero credit. Literally three people in the world that would even consider helping him. Its cliche but I truly don't know how he sleeps at night.
 
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8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;) said:
It's a bugged mechanic of the autist matrix. I doubt it's intentional by the Dev fucking with their player base. He's stumbled aspergers backwards into a loophole that will probably work way longer than it should. I mean, it should never worked in the first place. None of this should have worked.

But it definitely won't last forever, like a star on it's unavoidable path of collapsing in on itself. And this man is violently approaching 40 with zero savings for retirement. Zero credit. Literally three people in the world that would even consider helping him. Its cliche but I truly don't know how he sleeps at night.
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Here's a fun fact for the masses I decided to check up on bankruptcies and apparently if our favorite idiot decided he needed another easy way out for a Ch.7 he needs to wait 8 years from the date his was granted and 4 to file for a Ch.13. So raise of hands who sees Phil royally screwing up before this happens?
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Holy fucking shit Tubbo, you just can't stop won't stop this week, huh??

He just called 2 guys in COD "buttbuddies". Ostensibly because they were hiding somewhere? Together? I cannot with this dumb son of a bitch...
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I adore his COD gameplay and commentary. It's like a totally different game in his hands and its always a trip, tips goal met or not.
It's real life twilight zone shit, not that everything in relation to Phil isn't but its so palpable in his Cod games you can touch it.
Fun stuff.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Holy fucking shit Tubbo, you just can't stop won't stop this week, huh??

He just called 2 guys in COD "buttbuddies". Ostensibly because they were hiding somewhere? Together? I cannot with this dumb son of a bitch...
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He clings onto so many outdated bigoted and homophobic slurs it’s absolutely going to come back to bite him with Twitch TOS eventually. I literally haven’t heard someone say “buttbuddy” since I was in like 5th grade.
 
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