Containment What If?

[benzodiazepine]

what if shrek fought goku

 

[Somar]

what if shrek fought goku

He'd summon a curse ye ha me on him and when that won't work Goku will just kill him with a kamehameha.

What if Chris was a pirate?

 

[CWCissey]

He'd summon a curse ye ha me on him and when that won't work Goku will just kill him with a kamehameha.

What if Chris was a pirate?

He already is. He's a butt pirate.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Chris redrew his Sonichu comics?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris redrew his Sonichu comics?

They'd be more half-assed, more pornographic and feature more lesbians. Much more lesbians.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got neutered?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris got neutered?

I think Barb neutered Chris ages ago.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris caught a magic star from Super Mario Bros.?

 

[GS 281]

He would give himself sensory overload and jump off a cliff.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was in a Mentos commercial?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got abducted by aliens?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got abducted by aliens?

They'd drop him back in less than a minute.

 

[Betachu]

They'd drop him back in less than a minute.

And then he'd brag about it on Facebook before getting captured by the government.

 

[Apocalypso]

And then he'd brag about it on Facebook before getting captured by the government.

CC phone home! CC phone home!

Spoiler

CC: Chris Chandler.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was scalped by his fellow Cherokians?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Chris was scalped by his fellow Cherokians?

They'd give him to the White Man as a peace offering. Chris would then spend the rest of his scalpless days in Low Country South Carolina where he would be forced to grow the White Man's rice for them. Chris would eventually tell his masters about Denmark Vesey's plot to kill a bunch of white people in return for beer, McDonald's and pictures of his past Sweethearts.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was obsessed with xbox and hated playstation?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was obsessed with xbox and hated playstation?

MASTER CHIEF DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT!

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris woke up one day and found Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh naked in bed with him?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was slowly dying and only had enough time to make one last farewell video? What would the video be about?