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Who could have foreseen that spending every last cent of your money on Sweaty Bejeweled could lead to a difficult situation when you actually need that money for something? Of course "need" is doing a lot of work there, there's no reason to believe anything Phil says about his financial situation. Just like "my parents are dying" and "muh bills" was code for "lying about being single, flying my girlfriend all over the country, and getting married in super secret", whatever the hell this is gonna be is just code for "gold-plated Andre the Giant" or "Kat wants me to treat her like a romantic partner and not a roommate"
 
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He wants someone to buy a green screen off his Amazon wish list. Then someone to come around and set it up. Then someone to set up scenes in OBS. Then someone to buy him a whole new wardrobe so the colours don't chroma blend. Then someone to dress him, wheel him in front of the screen, set the stream to live and put the controller in his hand.

His maid isn't pulling her weight, he needs a butler too.

Speaking of maids, Washington state had 1.6m unemployment details "hacked" (some Derrich opened an SMS link saying their bank needed their login details). Wouldn't mind taking a look at who's on that list...
 
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He is gonna explain in detail, but also be able to condense it into a tweet?

So we gonna hear about:
-his EVO 4th place
-getting fired from his jahb
-12 year legacy
-moved to washington
-trolls fucked up my life
-did everything correct
-everything was going so great and then everything went wrong
-one last hurdle and we will be in the clear
-Khet, you know, my wife
-Jhaasper and my family
-never been happier
-you guys have been very supportive, but...

and then use the bills/taxes/chargeback to ask for a grand or something after ranting on for over an hour.

If I wasn't a lazy cunt I would make a bingo card.
 
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Ever since the state back taxes were revealed in late 2017 - early 2018 the begging has been nonstop for THREE FUCKING YEARS. He has been given ludicrous sums of money just for existing and even had 6 figures worth of debt Thanos snapped out of existence. How much more fucking money does this pig need before he's satisfied?
 
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DontEatSilicaGel said:
He wants someone to buy a green screen off his Amazon wish list. Then someone to come around and set it up. Then someone to set up scenes in OBS. Then someone to buy him a whole new wardrobe so the colours don't chroma blend. Then someone to dress him, wheel him in front of the screen, set the stream to live and put the controller in his hand.

His maid isn't pulling her weight, he needs a butler too.

Speaking of maids, Washington state had 1.6m unemployment details "hacked" (some Derrich opened an SMS link saying their bank needed their login details). Wouldn't mind taking a look at who's on that list...
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Whoa now, all of that would require strangers in his house. And talking to people. Someone else would have to pay that butler his salary, because Phil is broke.
This is all like, months upon months of preparation emails.
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Ever since the state back taxes were revealed in late 2017 - early 2018 the begging has been nonstop for THREE FUCKING YEARS. He has been given ludicrous sums of money just for existing and even had 6 figures worth of debt Thanos snapped out of existence. How much more fucking money does this pig need before he's satisfied?
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He could literally have no debt for the rest of his life and he'd still beg for money, all to roll the slots of his WWE Gacha one more time. And another, and etc. you get the idea.

He has a serious addiction problem, as has been observed, and pigroach luck is in fact working against him because it's not letting him stop by means he can not control I.E. overdosing if he was addicted to something like heroin.
 
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twattycake said:
Well folks looks like we probably have a begathon incoming today:



@actually Assuming this does turn into a begathon is it worthy of its own thread?

Also congrats to whoever called "February/March" for the begathon timeframe!
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Holy Christ he's being summoned back to wwe champions the Goutforce to participate in the 1,000 year Uric acid megabattles and must sacrifice all for the sake of the multi, nay, the ultraverse!! Standing together with the greatest heroes of all time and space(tm)!
 
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I'm going to bet it's chargebacks and tax season rolled into one huge 'unforseen' bill that Phil suddenly needs to raise a couple of grand for. Though I imagine behind the scenes, Kat is finally sick of not getting her honeymoon or Phil just wants to splash on WWE some more.

edit. It's taxes. Taxes 'of various kinds'.
 
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Banned in 49 States said:
He is gonna explain in detail, but also be able to condense it into a tweet?

So we gonna hear about:
-his EVO 4th place
-getting fired from his jahb
-12 year legacy
-moved to washington
-trolls fucked up my life
-did everything correct
-everything was going so great and then everything went wrong
-one last hurdle and we will be in the clear
-Khet, you know, my wife
-Jhaasper and my family
-never been happier
-you guys have been very supportive, but...

and then use the bills/taxes/chargeback to ask for a grand or something after ranting on for over an hour.

If I wasn't a lazy cunt I would make a bingo card.
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Ere ya go

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