Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Fruity Pebbles flavored coffee? Heresy.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

That.... that is not coffee. That's a dessert. This sort of behaviour is why you're fat RYANN.

Kek at her pilates, you can hardly tell one bodypart from another. She's just a mountain of flesh.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Everything she puts in her mouth MUST be as sugary as possible for Health At Every Size Fabletics Model Tess.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Tess looks like something you'd find in the haunted mall in Silent Hill 3

Or the great unclean one.

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

I never see healthy looking people purchase or use flavored creamers, flavored coffee drinks are more of a cafe treat than and every-day thing normal people drink. Nothing wrong with a little steamed milk to cut the bitterness if you can't handle black coffee, but not everything needs to be super sweet and candy flavored.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I never see healthy looking people purchase or use flavored creamers, flavored coffee drinks are more of a cafe treat than and every-day thing normal people drink. Nothing wrong with a little steamed milk to cut the bitterness if you can't handle black coffee, but not everything needs to be super sweet and candy flavored.

I don't feel so bad about using a teaspoon of half and half in my coffee now.

 

[Angry New Ager]

She looks like a giant baby.

She looks like a poop emoji.

Oh, how I wish Flabletics had set her up with brown workout wear; the resemblance would be complete.

ETA: As for the Fruity Pebbles-flavored coffee, once again I'm left wondering, "Where did all the grown-ups go?"

Fruity Pebbles is trash cereal that tastes good to little kids whose palate hasn't fully developed. But if you try it again as an adult, after years of not eating it (because it's trash, and you know better), it's fucking disgusting. Only people who never stopped eating sugary garbage kibble meant for children whose parents either didn't know better or didn't care would find the idea of Fruity Pebbles coffee creamer appealing.

A well-made mocha is a real treat now and then, but if you bring me Count Chocula non-dairy creamer, I will ask what the fuck is wrong with you, because something is clearly wrong with you. Yeah, I used to be on really good terms with the Count, but ffs, I was five.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

She's made her coffee into candy.
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This is exacly the kind of thing that has me absolutely agreeing with autistic sperg about keeping foods separate.

- Coffee or dessert.

- Make up or candy (bet she angrily chews the cud with sweet tarts lip balm)

- delicious classic combo ice creams not superfragGrandmasdessertrepetoire et candyshopabortion ice cream flavour.

- healthy or like a monster truck in the night.

 

[multiverse]

It seems as if Olly is over her California sojourn, and is seeking another host (physical and emotional) in New York.

She's also not social distancing (that isn't Tess’s living room with the chest-as-coffee-table) - though she is still vaguely pretending to be gay with Tess, apparently in a bid to anger an ex. But really, won't someone give her an apartment in Brooklyn? For aesthetics?

 

[Barbarella]

Tess is starting to look like Chantel with her wax lips on.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Fruity Pebbles coffee creamer makes me think of something Kailyn Wilcher would laaahhhve.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

I feel really nauseous by this new coffee mix monstrosity. And I press F for the abused coffee beans and would like to apologize to the coffee plantation workers and roasters all around the World.

 

[Constellationzero]

She looks like a poop emoji.

Oh, how I wish Flabletics had set her up with brown workout wear; the resemblance would be complete.

ETA: As for the Fruity Pebbles-flavored coffee, once again I'm left wondering, "Where did all the grown-ups go?"

Fruity Pebbles is trash cereal that tastes good to little kids whose palate hasn't fully developed. But if you try it again as an adult, after years of not eating it (because it's trash, and you know better), it's fucking disgusting. Only people who never stopped eating sugary garbage kibble meant for children whose parents either didn't know better or didn't care would find the idea of Fruity Pebbles coffee creamer appealing.

A well-made mocha is a real treat now and then, but if you bring me Count Chocula non-dairy creamer, I will ask what the fuck is wrong with you, because something is clearly wrong with you. Yeah, I used to be on really good terms with the Count, but ffs, I was five.

What is wrong with them is the same thing that is wrong with people who cannot stop mentioning/bringing up/framing everything against Harry Potter, Star Wars, and LOTR.
They CANNOT read at their grade level. They are horribly stunted. Emotionally and intellectually. You might even say that it's a form of intellectual disability.
I have spoken to, and worked with High school English teachers who promote and talk constantly about Harry Potter and Hunger Games. Call them on this, and they get real huffy and say shit like "Well as long as they're reading!" "Anything to get a book in their hands!"

By that logic, why not give all the juniors and seniors copies of Hustler? There's articles...and ANYTHING to get a book in their hand!
It's garbage and lazy. Because you wouldn't give porn to a child--even if it had a John Updike story (a la Playboy). You'd give them a John Updike compilation because you want them to read, not look at bullshit.

But everyone has embraced victimhood, and hugboxing, and validating each other instead of challenging each other and holding each other to standard. Hell, even the public schoolteachers have reduced themselves to outright pandering and hugboxing because it's the path of least resistance.
It's why you have Mr. AM HOLE playing with children's toys all day instead of lifting a finger to help clean house and perform chores...like an ADULT. Tess is cut from this same cloth.

We need a war. With a draft.

 

[Miss Misery]

What is wrong with them is the same thing that is wrong with people who cannot stop mentioning/bringing up/framing everything against Harry Potter, Star Wars, and LOTR.
They CANNOT read at their grade level. They are horribly stunted. Emotionally and intellectually. You might even say that it's a form of intellectual disability.

I am not a fan of Tolkien but I think lumping LOTR into this is a bit unfair. But at the same time, the people who sperg about LOTR have likely never read it or anything by Tolkien (except maybe The Hobbit).

 

[AbraCadaver]

I am not a fan of Tolkien but I think lumping LOTR into this is a bit unfair. But at the same time, the people who sperg about LOTR have likely never read it or anything by Tolkien (except maybe The Hobbit).

Silmarillion or gtfo.

A fun bit of crossover between Tess and Chantal: they’re now both being forced to document themselves pretending to work out, so as not to get cut off from their biggest source of income.

 

[Local Fed]

This will be my sole Tolkien sperg post: Tess' fate will be that of Ungoliant. One day the sheet cakes will run dry and she'll devour herself in her unrelenting hunger.

 

[The Last Stand]

What is wrong with them is the same thing that is wrong with people who cannot stop mentioning/bringing up/framing everything against Harry Potter, Star Wars, and LOTR.
They CANNOT read at their grade level. They are horribly stunted. Emotionally and intellectually. You might even say that it's a form of intellectual disability.
I have spoken to, and worked with High school English teachers who promote and talk constantly about Harry Potter and Hunger Games. Call them on this, and they get real huffy and say shit like "Well as long as they're reading!" "Anything to get a book in their hands!"

By that logic, why not give all the juniors and seniors copies of Hustler? There's articles...and ANYTHING to get a book in their hand!
It's garbage and lazy. Because you wouldn't give porn to a child--even if it had a John Updike story (a la Playboy). You'd give them a John Updike compilation because you want them to read, not look at bullshit.

But everyone has embraced victimhood, and hugboxing, and validating each other instead of challenging each other and holding each other to standard. Hell, even the public schoolteachers have reduced themselves to outright pandering and hugboxing because it's the path of least resistance.
It's why you have Mr. AM HOLE playing with children's toys all day instead of lifting a finger to help clean house and perform chores...like an ADULT. Tess is cut from this same cloth.

We need a war. With a draft.

Read a book, nigga.

 

[Constellationzero]

I am not a fan of Tolkien but I think lumping LOTR into this is a bit unfair. But at the same time, the people who sperg about LOTR have likely never read it or anything by Tolkien (except maybe The Hobbit).

I realize that didn't come out quite right.
Reason I mentioned LOTR is because I'd bet most of the woko haram/HAES/SJW types that sperg constantly about the same short conga line of books probably never actually read it. As Tolkien would be too complicated of a read, so they watch the movies and cartoons and pretend to be smartest asshole in the room.
Same goes for anything by Frank Herbert or anything by Phillip K. Dick.

Same types probably look at bad fanfiction or looked at a children's book adaptation, and well...the "practically read Tolkien for reelsies!"

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

The amount of contour on her face makes it look like she shooped her face on top. It doesn't matter if you have a prettyish face on top of that dumpsterfire of a body.

She also looks so old with that drag queen make up. Like the desperate 40+ ladies who are chasing their youth and cake that shit on. Oh wait...