perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[KifflomKween]

Europeans, with their 1 and 2-euro coins.

Americans don't have coins?

 

[Barbarella]

Next time some boomer asks what Bitcoin is, I’ll pull out my Kiwi coin and say “here’s one.”

 

[Kosher Dill]

Americans don't have coins?

When your largest (common) coin is only worth 25 cents, coins are more like pocket fluff than something you'd keep on hand to pay for things.

 

[Heckler1]

I was ambivalent about this entire concept until I saw the fancy design. GG Null.

 

[KateHikes14]

How big would the coins be? Can I carry them in my wallet?

Offhand roughly twice the diameter of a quarter and twice as thick. So not particularly comfortable.

 

[NyQuilninja]

To pay for things? What world do you live on?

Who pays for stuff with coins and paper money anymore?

 

[JustFuckinaDude]

I don’t even know how to use crypto, but I’d figure it out for a KF coin

 

[The handsome tard]

I've been debating what to do for the next merch run and due to the memes of the day I'm looking into a custom silver round mint.

First idea I have was
Front: KF logo and and the text "Kiwi Farms" above / "Fuck the Banks", below
Reverse: CWC's head in profile with a tiara like the Queen of England on Commonwealth coin mints with "In Sonichu we Trust"

Someone suggested $5 over spot for the coin as a sales price (i.e. $27.22 per oz [spot price], $5 markup, then shipping).

I'm not being facetious I am an insane person and I want to mint my own coins for fun. How many people are interested?

Whether or not this goes through depends heavily on manufacturing and what they have as minimum orders.
So, if you happen to be in the industry, email me <jcmoon@pm.me>.

Edit: Quote 1 came in and it's looking pretty dire.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/post-8253929

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Would you guys prefer a fancier design like this for the KF side, or just the logo?

I cant wait for the media to see this and think that we are some sort of terrorist organization

 

[L50LasPak]

I expected something kind of stupid for the fancy design honestly, but that's quite tasteful actually.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

for us coin autist can we pay extra for coins to be double died. Dig the kiwi on the design like someone else said just don’t like the corn.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Who pays for stuff with coins and paper money anymore?
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Fuck's sake, Yanks. Do what we Canucks do. Round up/down to the nearest 5c. It averages out overall and lets you get rid of fucking pennies, which now cost more to make in copper then their face value. :p

 

[NyQuilninja]

Fuck's sake, Yanks. Do what we Canucks do. Round up/down to the nearest 5c. It averages out overall and lets you get rid of fucking pennies, which now cost more to make in copper then their face value. :p

Pennies are no longer made with copper. Also coins are for the poors.
Nobody wants to smell like lose change

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I vote for fancy.

I want to lord it over other people that I've got a fancy silver coin.

 

[Kheapathic]

Don't really care for the bull's head (you don't milk bulls, unless you like taking dick, I knew you were fucking gay Jewsh); but other than that, the fancier design is the superior future.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

The year is 2049. The Xi dynasty rules the east with an iron fist, while the former United States is a badland. Only one thing from before the nightmare remains true:

fuck the banks.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Oh, for Christ's sake. Did a hole. Put some water, gasoline, bullets and rice in there.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

heres what the coin should look like

 

[KooksandFreaks]

heres what the coin should look like View attachment 1906913

Would rather have a shark.

 

[Ged!]

How big would the coins be? Can I carry them in my wallet?

Silver rounds are about 39mm or 1.5 inches in diameter. It depends a bit on the style you carry, but it probably would fit in your wallet. Might be a bit tight though.

Edit: also, @Null if you do end up going through with this, make sure not to market these as "coins", only the mint is allowed to use that term in the US.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Who the fuck puts coins in a wallet?

Precisely. There's a reason god gave you an asshole.

And no, shitting is not the primary purpose of an asshole, one can easily survive by vomiting their shit. For years our assholes were used to store various currency, it's only been a couple of centuries since wealthy aristocrats convinced the serfs to shit out of their asshole in an effort to steal their money and keep them poor.

Many such cases. Sad.