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CrEDIt cARD SCam No WOrK?!!
pHill in trouBLE !?
mUSt HeLp !
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Tatu Carreta said:
"My wife ran into the room" LMAO this retard just admited they dont sleep in the same bed Hahahahah
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Considering it was probably 10 AM when his kitten bodyslammed his potato head, even if they did sleep in separate rooms this wouldn't be the evidence of it. He's a lazy slob that sleeps in every day.
 
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People crave and pay for Moomoo's uhhh, openings so I'm sure a man with a functional libido and no crippling e-bitmap ballsack addiction could swoop in and blast those Lane Bryant granny panties right off.
I can picture Khet is standing around Fred Meyer, twirling her apron, smiling, luring in her next meal ticket, sensually peeling a potato, eyes sparkling. She's ready for it, ready for that D.
 
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tried watching some of his retrospective stream and I've noticed Dave's ADHD is massively getting in the way of the overall enjoyment, he'll stop clips way too soon (you don't get his doritos/fanta insult towards crimsonsky) or just outright miss the point of the video altogether. Somebody nominated the Twinmold fight from Majora's mask 3Ds (a 40 min vid), so naturally Dark spends about 2 mins (of the 3 and a half mins it took for him to beat phase 1) then skips to about the 35-38 min mark (which is the second attempt past all the major rage) gives a dumbfuck "huh i'm giant" goes back to about 31 mins (still second attempt) when he puts on the mask and ultimately concludes the boss must have been "cryptic" because you would "need to know to use the mask" (it appears the second one of them dies), despite him showing no rage or struggling to understand that aspect of the fight.
 
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grump said:
Its long past the point that I no longer even question phil 'scamming'. The paypigs are irredeemable and the true subject of the saga. Phil is simply a force of nature siphoning off money that would be wasted somewhere anyway. Heck I'd take the money.
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It's not like his paypigs would do something smart with the money like investing it or put it towards improving their homes (if they even own one).
They would just find another surrogate friend to simp for and throw money in exchange for attention. It's just how these people are wired, some way phill is wired to get pleasure from gacha pulls.
 
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Man I'm catching the SJC video about last night, and fuck him. Talking about having nightmares about overdrafting. You know what happens when you overdraft? The bank charges you $30. And you know what you can do? Call the bank and say "Hey, things are shit right now, what can we do to block overdraft fees?" They will work with you. There are people who have actually lost their homes, right now. During this pandemic. And you still have the gall to beg. And say you want to work in a job where you sit and play video games.

EDIT: The first thing cut is Mario if I don't make $600. Bitch! Games are the first fucking thing you buy! That's part of your job! Are you actually stupid?!
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Man I'm catching the SJC video about last night, and fuck him. Talking about having nightmares about overdrafting. You know what happens when you overdraft? The bank charges you $30. And you know what you can do? Call the bank and say "Hey, things are shit right now, what can we do to block overdraft fees?" They will work with you. There are people who have actually lost their homes, right now. During this pandemic. And you still have the gall to beg. And say you want to work in a job where you sit and play video games.

EDIT: The first thing cut is Mario if I don't make $600. Bitch! Games are the first fucking thing you buy! That's part of your job! Are you actually stupid?!
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To be fair, if anyone would have nightmares over losing $30, it'd be DSP...
 
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He has HUNDREDS OF GAMES. He can play anything he want. Why is he so intent on buying another fucking game, one specific one, when not only is he a variety streamer, but people have already paid him to play other games? And we're supposed to believe him when he says Howard and Rambo are full of shit. He's pulling the exact same stunt ten years later! Overpromise, under-deliver, beg the whole way through, and still come out on the end with more shiny toys. It's not even a new game, right? Just some remaster of a WiiU release? Christ almighty. Fucking play any other game, dude, it's not that hard. No one gives a fuck about watching the day one release of an 8 year old game.
 
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