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Funny thing is I didn't even tag him. He's such a salty little bitch he goes through the replies trying to maintain his echo chamber
 
Phil was caught up on his taxes but now he owes all his taxes. Hmm. The only thing I can think of is that Phil paid his taxes with a stolen credit card he bought off the dark web and it got charged back.
It's almost like all of the money goes to something else every day, forcing him to think of new ways to beg that contradict his past stories.
 
An open letter to Phil on his Farms Reading Day,

Phil, you are at a crossroads in your life. There comes a time for most people where they have to make decisions that they don't like, that scare them, that they're uncomfortable with. A lot of times, even most times, these changes are positive for them in the long run. You've made big, positive decisions for change in the past: moving out of Connecticut, moving Kat out to you, marrying her, acquiring your son Jasper. Many people would be afraid and worried about doing big steps like that.

But now, you have more decisions that have been scratching at your oddly shaped head for years, you keep putting Band-Aids on it and pushing it off and it's only making you suffer. You need to make the change of your life and decide to not live such a volatile career. You know, and have said as much, online content creation is not a guarantee paycheck. It's not paying your bills, very clearly it's not meeting your daily needs as a job, career, future. Continuing streaming as you are is a downward spiral, and whether you admit it or not, you know this, you know it's been detrimental to your health and your relationships.

Any person in your shoes has to decide at some point, do I leave my job and find a steady paycheck without the chargebacks, with the benefits of insurance and stability, or do I change my bills and spending needs by moving? Phil, you need to realize that this is an inevitability, and no matter how much you cry on stream and squeeze blood from your stone audience, this will not change this fact. At what point do you put yourself and your family in front of "sticking it to the trolls"?

For the sake of my entertainment, please never do because you're hilariously creative at finding a new way to weasel through your miserable, shambled life. If I didn't have tractor videos to watch while I work I would be too fucking bored to function.

Thanks for being a roach, Phil!
Stop it. I'm here for the homeless arc
 
Stop it. I'm here for the homeless arc

"You can cheer, sub, or tip but just so you know tipping helps the most right now!"

"Get off the sidewalk you bum! Who are you even talking to you dumb fuck?"

"Oh great, another troll is trying to derail chat. Just going to go ahead and ban him now...."
 
I'm kinda annoyed when I read people telling Phil to get a job. Seriously, look at it from his perspective, e-begging makes him 6 figures, why would he stop? That's what Phil says, and he's totally right. And I hate listening to him when he's right. The source of all his problems is his spending. For a self-employed person, his income is pretty consistent actually. So please, stop believing that getting a regular job would help him. The rational thing for an e-beggar in this situation is to keep begging.
Couldn't disagree more. Yes, he currently makes a lot of money, the problem here is he has no job stability or future. Him getting a job would actually be the best thing for him because eventually his streaming income will either be reduced to almost nothing or just outright stop. He's nearly 40, has no savings, has no 401k, has no IRA, and at best he may get social security assuming he's been paying in to that. Not to mention no work history because no one in their right mind is going to say "Oh, you spent 12 years making youtube videos and now you want to work for me in a totally unrelated field? Fucking hired!" It may look like he's making money now, and it would be fine if he were saving it, but this idiot is actually wasting it all (again, even after his bankruptcy).

Phil is at an age when most people are making more money and in more control of their lives than they've ever been, for Phil that's not the case and he's making far less than he used to and is progressively losing power (see also: vest streak and the other stupid gimmicks he does to get money that he hates), I'm sure to a 20-something it looks impressive but to anyone near Phil's age it's a joke of a life.

Bills don't magically get cheaper as you get older, and if you take shit care of your body (like Phil) then they actually get considerably more expensive.

Edit: Also telling him to get a job pisses him off so why the hell wouldn't someone say it? Even if it's not good advice (which it is) it makes DSP realize he's not actually ever going to get the respect of an employed person which makes him furious.
 
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It's not as easy as Phil can just get a job. He has severe paranoia and personality disorder problems now. He very likely couldn't hold even the simplest job. Also, if any employer does a Google search of Phil Burnell, he's fucked. Then there will be weird people calling wherever Phil works and snorting. He really has no choice but to ride out beg streaming until the bitter end.
 
It's not as easy as Phil can just get a job. He has severe paranoia and personality disorder problems now. He very likely couldn't hold even the simplest job. Also, if any employer does a Google search of Phil Burnell, he's fucked. Then there will be weird people calling wherever Phil works and snorting. He really has no choice but to ride out beg streaming until the bitter end.
You might be right there but that still doesn't negate that he'd be better off, theoretically, if he could get and keep a job to help him survive after the whales dry up and the trolls lose interest (which is slowly happening year after year, yes more come in but it's still a case of diminishing returns). I mean even if everything you said wasn't a problem Phil could never keep a job due to his horrible attitude and narcist nature.

That doesn't mean people shouldn't tell him to get a job and it certainly doesn't mean people should get mad on the internet about people memeing "get a job" at Phil.
 
The very idea of Phil as an employee is cringe
think of any job, think of your job can you see Phil lasting a day?

I mean I get up at 5 am - Phil never gets out of his PJs
I walk about 10 ish miles a day - Phil never leaves the house
I work with ladders and machinery also computers - Phil cant deal with unboxing a DVD

what job could he do really?
 
what job could he do really?
The basic bitch shit he did at the helicopter plant, someone calls and asks for a part he types something in and says "yup we got it" or "no but we can order it". The sort of job you throw the bosses fuckup kid into or to some minority/alphabet person so they dont reee about job discrimination I've see it before believe me.
 
The very idea of Phil as an employee is cringe
think of any job, think of your job can you see Phil lasting a day?

I mean I get up at 5 am - Phil never gets out of his PJs
I walk about 10 ish miles a day - Phil never leaves the house
I work with ladders and machinery also computers - Phil cant deal with unboxing a DVD

what job could he do really?

He could prove he's mentally disabled and get on neetbux. I cut out the middleman, sorry Derich
 
The very idea of Phil as an employee is cringe
think of any job, think of your job can you see Phil lasting a day?

I mean I get up at 5 am - Phil never gets out of his PJs
I walk about 10 ish miles a day - Phil never leaves the house
I work with ladders and machinery also computers - Phil cant deal with unboxing a DVD

what job could he do really?

Looks like he has a bright career in politics
 
Edit: Also telling him to get a job pisses him off so why the hell wouldn't someone say it? Even if it's not good advice (which it is) it makes DSP realize he's not actually ever going to get the respect of an employed person which makes him furious.

Crash Bandicoot Team Racing being the video game that literally told this to his face with an achievement probably was one of the all-time highlights of DSP's entire streaming career.
 
The very idea of Phil as an employee is cringe
think of any job, think of your job can you see Phil lasting a day?

I mean I get up at 5 am - Phil never gets out of his PJs
I walk about 10 ish miles a day - Phil never leaves the house
I work with ladders and machinery also computers - Phil cant deal with unboxing a DVD

what job could he do really?


Then imagine his reaction the first time he gets an angry customer, or the person at the next desk asks him to stop snorting.
 
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