DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I'm pretty sure he's just re-inventing bills at this point. I don't believe he still has to pay condo dues on a building the bank took, I don't believe he can have tax issues when making $200+cheers and subs 6 days a week after having all his debt wiped away. I don't believe he's not paid his tax attorney for services last year when he also said he had to pay the guy up front because of his bankruptcy.

He is still absolutely paying his HOA fees. He surrendered his condo during his Chapter 7, the foreclosure has not been finalized, so it is still his responsibility.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I'll just leave this here

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They're creepy and their goofy, autistic and loopy, they're all together doofy, the Wheelchair Family.

Today's episode: I'm A Mature Adult

 

[keke]

Someone said it a few posts back but YT and Twitch have ruined this dude’s life. He’s not even a person anymore, just a miserable shell of his prior self... and that’s not saying much since we all know who he was.

Yep, I used to think one day he’d just quit and get a normal job just for the steady income and live within the means of that because what he was doing clearly wasn’t working. But he passed that point years ago, I think he might die on stream from a stroke or some shit.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Also Friday, Saturday, Sunday, everyday next week, the week after, all of March, April, May, the rest of the year, everyday of 2022, 2023, don't forget 2024 is a leap year so that adds an extra day, 2025, 2026, 2027...

Dude I fuckin' knew this would be slowly drip fed into his begging regime. It happened with his retarded overlay counter for tips. It happened with wearing a vest and turned into $100 dollars for a stream. This mother fucker is definitely trying to do 200 tips per stream now, as he has said himself. He is just slowly trying to doctor this in to the mind of his paypigs.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Sell your home, liquidate whatever you have in that and find somewhere cheap to rent and live within your means. Even with his mobile game addiction he's on $60k a year + whatever kat earns. If you can't live as a couple comfortably on $75k then there is no hope for you.

He absolutely will not leave the Goutmansion unless forced to.

As I said in the previous post, Phil absolutely hates other people. He's a paranoid little shit. Streaming works out well for him because he never has to leave the house unless he absolutely has to for some reason.

It would be a nightmare scenario for him to have to move out of his house and into a cheap rent apartment. He'd potentially have to deal with neighbors on a regular basis.

 

[SS sonicwaffen]

The 200$/day tip goal should be renamed to "stop Khet leaving me for Tyrone", there's no other reason in my mind she would deal with daily pigroach other than getting an easy ride. Or she's holding out for that stroke to come a finish Phil so she gets the house.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'll just leave this here

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Were ya on the edge of your seat for the ACTION PACKED FINALE you fucking sped dumpling.

Dude I fuckin' knew this would be slowly drip fed into his begging regime. It happened with his retarded overlay counter for tips. It happened with wearing a vest and turned into $100 dollars for a stream. This mother fucker is definitely trying to do 200 tips per stream now, as he has said himself. He is just slowly trying to doctor this in to the mind of his paypigs.

He can want $200/stream all he wants but there isn't anyone there to give it to him.

Hi Phail!

 

[YokuNama]

Man wakes up mad at people assuming he's enjoying someone else's failure even though he's always the first one to dance on someone else's failures.

 

[Brother Wind]

The very idea of Phil as an employee is cringe
think of any job, think of your job can you see Phil lasting a day?

I mean I get up at 5 am - Phil never gets out of his PJs
I walk about 10 ish miles a day - Phil never leaves the house
I work with ladders and machinery also computers - Phil cant deal with unboxing a DVD

what job could he do really?

To answer the overall question. People tell him to get a job because he acts like he isn't making ends meet streaming. Yet, expects someone else to make the difference.

To answer your question. I teach at a community college. So, imagining him teaching is deeply hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Man wakes up mad at people assuming he's enjoying someone else's failure even though he's always the first one to dance on someone else's failures.

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He's been awake since at least 5am, wonder if this will get mentioned on the stream tomorrow?

 

[YokuNama]

He's been awake since at least 5am, wonder if this will get mentioned on the stream tomorrow?

He will. This tweet is the highlight of his day.

I'm sure he's gonna take the extra $100 he made last night, use about $30 of it to take Kat out to a restaurant, come home and use the rest of what he made last night on gatcha, forget to buy groceries, and beg for the money tomorrow.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

See, to be honest, if there was a legit job I feel like he should be able to do, its be a playtester.

He would’ve done a better job in the SNL Italian stereotypes skit talking about his sauce

 

[Balr0g]

Timestamp 6:00 if it does not work. Phil can always go into games industry there are jobs even for absolut retards

 

[Fuckyoudad]

what job could he do really?

I always thought he'd be a natural at Televangelism

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

what job could he do really?

Auctioneering.
"I'm really hoping that someone could beat this $95 dollar bid you guys....it would make me really happy if we did......we haven't seen a higher bid than that for weeks now......I can't keep this running too much longer, I gotta go home and see my wife......!"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil got winded shutting the blinds in his room last week, then during the retrospective event he got winded getting the stein and water bottle from downstairs and got winded and complained about two stuffed crust pizzas being heavy. Any job requiring him to stand up and do anything even remotely physical would result in him keeling over from exhaustion after 5 minutes at best.
About a month ago I talked with ALUDDA PEEPOL I know online on whether Wings or Phil would win in a boxing match. The result is I think obvious. Wings is a deathfat sure, but Phil has weak soyboy twig arms (probably wouldn't even be able to lift his arms after he puts on the boxing gloves), a weak doughy melting wax figure soyboy body, he's got the pain tolerance of a weak soyboy and last of all his cardio is such shit that he'd somehow be gassed faster than a hamplanet like Wings. All Wings needs to do is one punch to the temple or jaw and Phil would get knocked out in one punch, if not die.

Every self-employed person I know finishes working for the day and then does their taxes afterwards. You have more free time than alottapeepul, and would have even more if you would change your autistic schedule and cut down your hours of worthless pre-stream.

Every self-employed person I know also knows how to budget and more importantly after at least a year of them doing their business they already have a rough idea which months will be "slow" so they can prepare for that. When Phil gets money the first thing in his mind is SPEND SPEND SPEND!

 

[YokuNama]

I always thought he'd be a natural at Televangelism
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I don't know why people compare televangelism to Phil. Maybe because I've been to one of those mega churches before. I get it the cult like mentality is similar, but at the end of the day Phil is just playing video games and scamming undesirables. Televangelism is a lot worse because they are pretending to be a good person, the ultimate good person, while slowly robbing good people blind and convincing people they will go to Heaven if you follow them.

Phil couldn't pretend to be a good person to save his life. Televangelist pretend to be family until a flood comes and wont let distressed victims inside their stadium church because they didn't want to fuck up the sky blue carpet.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Phil ganna form the church of gameolgy for the tax-free status
his fixed his back using the powers he found, just like LRH............

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I actually don’t doubt Phil has anxiety but I also know if he was actually aware of how fucked he is in the future he would be suffering from DEBILITATING anxiety out of sheer self preservation.

If I had to throw out a random guess, I don’t think Phil will be able to sustain his livable income streaming for more than 5 more years. The well is going to dry up and there he will be, 43 years old and this is his resume:

Circuit City: Terminated
Best Buy: Terminated
Daddycopters: Terminated
Video game Streamer: 18 years

He is completely fucked. He will literally have to work as a retail manager making $25/hr if he’s LUCKY, probably more like $15-$18/hr. I don’t think Phil has come to terms with how completely and utterly fucked he is. Once he starts realizing it you’re going to begin seeing some DARK desperation.

 

[Totally Awesome]

He absolutely will not leave the Goutmansion unless forced to.

As I said in the previous post, Phil absolutely hates other people. He's a paranoid little shit. Streaming works out well for him because he never has to leave the house unless he absolutely has to for some reason.

It would be a nightmare scenario for him to have to move out of his house and into a cheap rent apartment. He'd potentially have to deal with neighbors on a regular basis.

God forbid fuckhead Phil actually be confronted about his compulsive spending habits, and treating everybody like shit. Little boy Phil deserves to deal with the angry people he pissed off while hiding in his house.

Circuit City: Terminated
Best Buy: Terminated

Anybody have information on how he got fired from these jobs? Probably from being an asshole.