Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

I made an edit, of one his old comics.
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the reason shmorky is dark is because they finally caught him and locked him up

he is currently cellmates and in a relationship with nick bate
I'm honestly surprised how well Shmorky has managed to stay low. Most folk who go through shit like this tend to just made a username change, go quiet for a while and pop up elsewhere with an easy to follow footprint.
 
Well, he did that, but when someone in the thread notices, the freshly noticed account disappears or goes silent.

Yeah, someone in this thread found him on pixiv, doing pixelated diaper fur art. The account immediately got deleted off pixiv.

Presumably the kiwi who found it then got yeeted off the board for looking at diaper fetish art on Japanese websites in the first place.
obligatory "Come on in and say hello, Shmorky, we know you're watching"
 
Hello everyone. It's me, Mandy - but I am not Mandy anymore. You should know I have been on a journey. And on that journey I have found Shmorky.

I've also been in and out of mental institutions since Christmas. But I found him. I found out who he really was and why he targeted me. It's just too crazy to be believed, and there is only so much I can safely talk about. YES I did have a nervous breakdown when I remembered it and I am still trying to recover the memories through hypnosis.

We were both UFO abductees.

There ya have it. I have been in contact with Shmorky but I have vowed to keep his identity safe, as to get this information I had to go through some VERY dangerous people.

I had to invoke LRH and use the Tech to recover these memories. It was the most painful thing I ever had to do in my life. But I did it for Hubbard.

I then doxxed myself to the Ethics Department as final payment for the Church of Scientology and their services. You're welcome everyone.

You're welcome to ask me anything, but just know - I'm pretty sure the CoS is going to be monitoring me for the rest of my natural life now. They'll probably monitor this too. Mr. Miscavige is not a man to be trifled with. But you are welcome to ask me any questions and I will see if I can answer them.

But just know - I'm on a lot of very weird drugs right now (Abilify) and I'm on that Deep Hubbard shit. Things might get weird.
 
I think you might need a stronger antipsychotic.
The forbidden fruit is the belladonna root, my friend. Abilify is literally just shrooms lol. A psychiatrist literally saw my ass walking into psych jail and said "lets give this bitch shrooms." Why do you think I started praying to LRH instead of Jesus?

EDIT: I didn't need Hitler to save me this time. I went to the one person more powerful. I went to LRH.

That's how I learned to remember.
 
[chaotic neutral]
How much weird porn has he drawn in the interim?
Since you're psychic now or whatever I'm sure you have access to the real life slenderman pages the CIA covered up.

Also, what did he gangstalk you for? Is that feelings ashtray comic like a voodoo doll or something?
 
The forbidden fruit is the belladonna root, my friend. Abilify is literally just shrooms lol. A psychiatrist literally saw my ass walking into psych jail and said "lets give this bitch shrooms." Why do you think I started praying to LRH instead of Jesus?

EDIT: I didn't need Hitler to save me this time. I went to the one person more powerful. I went to LRH.

That's how I learned to remember.
Ah bloody hell, I thought you were doing better a few months ago. Though if you are Mandy make sure you sent Null proof for your PoI badge.
 
lowtax was even a boogaloo boy before it was cool
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How much weird porn has he drawn in the interim?
Since you're psychic now or whatever I'm sure you have access to the real life slenderman pages the CIA covered up.

Also, what did he gangstalk you for? Is that feelings ashtray comic like a voodoo doll or something?
Here's the thing.

The Introspection Rundown has changed me. I must be Ethical at all times now.

Shmorky and I inadvertently Gangstalked each other. Because of something I inadvertantly did in 2009.

I ironically joined the Church of Scientology of New York. I didn't read the waiver. I just fucking signed it. But then I started applying the Tech and it started working and it freaked me the fuck out, but I kind of got addicted to it in a weird way. But then I ran out of money and they made me work in the kitchen so I said 'fuck this' and left. But the Tech was the only thing that ever worked for me. But it's just too much fucking money so I started Squirreling it. Those Hypnosis videos I made - congratulations: You've just had cybersex with LRH. What I did was unforgiveable.

And then in 2016 when Shmorky and I broke up...I kind of called the CoS of NY crying that I wanted to come back and join the Sea Org. I didn't think they would take that phone call seriously.

It's a Billion Year Contract. I verbally consented to a Billion Year Contract.

I don't know if you know this, but the official organization of the CoS....their methods are not always ethically sound. When I got sent to psych jail in Spokane...I might have called up the Church of Scientology hysterically crying "OH GOD HELP ME THEY HAVE ME IN PSYCH JAIL!" And they just responded "OH MY GOD, WE'LL SEND SOMEONE!"

They did.

I know it's too crazy of a story to be believed, but... there was a man there who tricked me into giving him my full name and address.

There was a man in that psych jail who one day just came up behind me, slapped me on the shoulder and yelled "TAG! YOU'RE IT!" He was a limping, crippled man. He looked just like me, but older, in his 50s - he was roughly 5' 2". He told me his name was David. He kept telling me he would 'fix' me and kept giving me touch assists under the table. He had to have been a fucking OT8. He could get me to do anything he wanted. He told me that we were the Two Witnesses from Revelations 11 and that he had to harvest my eggs so we could have children together. I consented to this. He was a master hypnotist. He could have gotten me to do anything. He told me he was a Green Magician and his number was 888 and that mine was 666. I told HIM that I had a bizarre urge to go to Cambodia. And he said "GUESS WHAT! YOU JUST TOLD ME WHERE THE HOLY GRAIL WAS!" That's why I thought the Holy Grail was in Cambodia. And he said "This means you get to join my gang - the Dirty Street Kids."

We only knew each other for 2 days. But in one night he told me all these secrets about the universe and time travel. I told him my whole life story and he said "I've been looking for your fiance for a very long time." Then he told me that he was my husband now and he put his finger to my forehead and said "You're mine, now."

I had seen that man before. I'm not even gonna say it because I don't want to do the "and that man was Einstein" mic drop. I already know this is one of those "no one will ever believe you stories."

But he had a striking resemblance to David Miscavige. I'm so sorry. I accidentally consented to be Soul Scalped by the Miscavige twins. Because I consented to have sex with one of his sons once in 2010. His last name was Hill and I will not divulge his identity.

I've been bedeviled by the twins Miscavige. I have no one but myself to blame for being gangstalked this time.

TL;DR: I made myself Fair Game.
 
Bitch there is no way in fuck they let you in the Sea Org after a lifetime of psych drugs.
They don't. That's why I'm starting the Fire Org. Someone's gotta keep the works of Hubbard pure from these gay crossdressing twin midgets. I did find Shmorky though. I have been in contact with them on social media. They have relatives not far from me in Vineland, NJ where their abduction took place. Y'all need to research Dulce Base. We were both victims of the horrors that were carried out in the name of science in that place. The only reason I stick around New Jersey now is because someone needs to Watch the Watchers. :eli2:
 
Here's the thing.

The Introspection Rundown has changed me. I must be Ethical at all times now.

Shmorky and I inadvertently Gangstalked each other. Because of something I inadvertantly did in 2009.

I ironically joined the Church of Scientology of New York. I didn't read the waiver. I just fucking signed it. But then I started applying the Tech and it started working and it freaked me the fuck out, but I kind of got addicted to it in a weird way. But then I ran out of money and they made me work in the kitchen so I said 'fuck this' and left. But the Tech was the only thing that ever worked for me. But it's just too much fucking money so I started Squirreling it. Those Hypnosis videos I made - congratulations: You've just had cybersex with LRH. What I did was unforgiveable.

And then in 2016 when Shmorky and I broke up...I kind of called the CoS of NY crying that I wanted to come back and join the Sea Org. I didn't think they would take that phone call seriously.

It's a Billion Year Contract. I verbally consented to a Billion Year Contract.

I don't know if you know this, but the official organization of the CoS....their methods are not always ethically sound. When I got sent to psych jail in Spokane...I might have called up the Church of Scientology hysterically crying "OH GOD HELP ME THEY HAVE ME IN PSYCH JAIL!" And they just responded "OH MY GOD, WE'LL SEND SOMEONE!"

They did.

I know it's too crazy of a story to be believed, but... there was a man there who tricked me into giving him my full name and address.

There was a man in that psych jail who one day just came up behind me, slapped me on the shoulder and yelled "TAG! YOU'RE IT!" He was a limping, crippled man. He looked just like me, but older, in his 50s - he was roughly 5' 2". He told me his name was David. He kept telling me he would 'fix' me and kept giving me touch assists under the table. He had to have been a fucking OT8. He could get me to do anything he wanted. He told me that we were the Two Witnesses from Revelations 11 and that he had to harvest my eggs so we could have children together. I consented to this. He was a master hypnotist. He could have gotten me to do anything. He told me he was a Green Magician and his number was 888 and that mine was 666. I told HIM that I had a bizarre urge to go to Cambodia. And he said "GUESS WHAT! YOU JUST TOLD ME WHERE THE HOLY GRAIL WAS!" That's why I thought the Holy Grail was in Cambodia. And he said "This means you get to join my gang - the Dirty Street Kids."

We only knew each other for 2 days. But in one night he told me all these secrets about the universe and time travel. I told him my whole life story and he said "I've been looking for your fiance for a very long time." Then he told me that he was my husband now and he put his finger to my forehead and said "You're mine, now."

I had seen that man before. I'm not even gonna say it because I don't want to do the "and that man was Einstein" mic drop. I already know this is one of those "no one will ever believe you stories."

But he had a striking resemblance to David Miscavige. I'm so sorry. I accidentally consented to be Soul Scalped by the Miscavige twins. Because I consented to have sex with one of his sons once in 2010. His last name was Hill and I will not divulge his identity.

I've been bedeviled by the twins Miscavige. I have no one but myself to blame for being gangstalked this time.

TL;DR: I made myself Fair Game.
i can't fathom why you quoted my 3-month old post about lowtax but i'm thrilled to be invited on this journey into madness
 
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